- This jewboy is just like a second Zaiger in a way: like Ziggy, he knew fuck about how to run a website, didn't know how to skr1pt, AND even planned to sell ED to buy moar drugs, or some shit... Brother separated at birth, much? • Deceptive 18:53, 28 February 2021 (EST)
i saw his claim that he uses these to absorb dookie from incontinence due to rape. i believe it is more likely that he is too fat to wipe thoroughly, or that he has venereal warts, hemorrhoids, or a fissure. any of these can be treated by a proctologist but i just don't believe he was raped, i do believe he is a dirty butt bitch who needs to repent. and buy a toilet seat bidet.
PS: if a person isn't trying to be a greedy type, they might try the product listed on the right. get well Stellmacht. and wash your ass, this is straight up nasty and i know from nasty. Hipcrime (talk) 21:58, 29 April 2021 (EDT)
- It's been a while since I've laughed so hard while also wretching. ED truly is a fountain of lulz. .wil 22:52, 29 April 2021 (EDT)
Jacob Stellmach Wikipedia
A nice screenshot showing Jacob hoaxing his own site onto Wikipedia. He had already been kicked out of the community for months at this point. He put more effort into making sure the wiki article mentioned him than he ever has into trying to fix his broken-ass site. .wil 12:27, 3 May 2021 (EDT)