Shane Halligan

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Jump to navigation Jump to search
Budd Dwyer.gif
Lose an iPod?

This page contains an hero.
Shane was an avid Harry Potter fan.
Shane and Mitch, an heroes for all of us, amirite?

Shane Halligan was a retarded perma-virgin who sought after the High Score on December 12th, 2006. His short-lived quest proved to be an epic failure, seeing as he didn't even score any frags. He became An hero once he realized that he had fucked up his shitstain of a life. On the day of his ragequit, Halligan stole his father's AK-47 and brought it to the school in a gym bag along with gay muscle porno. He fired the rifle into the wall a few times to scare the shit out of everyone, but was too gay to actually kill anyone.

Unfortunately, this poor bastard never went down in history unlike previous An Heroes whom he worshiped. In conclusion, he just wasn't lulzy enough.

Halligan volunteered as a junior firefighter and always wanted to be one of those firemen who slides down the greased pole, but after living through a shitty 16-years he came to realize that he was a complete failure at everything.

Shane's friends, like all other friends of heroes, rant about their hero:

Shane halligan hero.JPG


External Links

Jailsuicide.gif

Shane Halligan
is part of a series on
An Heroes

Crosshairs.jpg
X_X~~_.]" data-expandtext="[*Cocks Gun*]">
Failures

Crystal ShinkleDylann Storm RoofJeffree MoonLolo FerrariOperation YewtubeOwen WilsonPogoRooRex FowlerSirtom93The Great Sonic-cide of 2007Toaster SteveTumbles the Stairdragon

Died Alone

Aaron SwartzAdam LanzaAdolf HitlerAlan TuringAmanda ToddAn HaloStephanie Michelle BrownAndrew KoenigAsa CoonBrandon CrispBrigit Lorena GonzalezBroady Paul LedetBruce "Satan Claus" PardoBudd DwyerCandyjunkieCharles BishopCharmaine DragunChris BenoitChris DornerChristine ChubbuckChristopher FosterCho Seung-HuiCodey PorterDavid RitchesonDustin MichaelsDylan KleboldEmma JonesEric HarrisGeorge SodiniGizgizHannah BondHeath LedgerHunter S. ThompsonJake RobertsJames LeshkevichJarrad WillisJaylen FrybergJeff WeiseJenny GrantJiverly VoongJodie Gater and Stephanie GestierJoe StackJonathan Kendrick LewisKevin Neil WhitrickMarvin HeemeyerKlerckKurt CobainLeelah AlcornLivecorpseMatthias SchoormannMario FerreyraMegan MeierMercedes HerreraMitchell HendersonMr. HandsMatti SaariJosh BallardNghtmrchld26Nikki CatsourasOtoya YamaguchiPaula GoodspeedPekka-Eric AuvinenPhilip MarkoffQuentin HubbardRachele RuddRehtaeh ParsonsRicardo LopezRichard JeniRobert HawkinsRobin WilliamsRudolph ZurickSadie DavilaSam LeesonShane HalliganShaun DykesShawn WoolleyShayStephen KazmierczakStephen HuffStiletto oneTang YongmingTatiana the TigerThe An Heroes of BridgendTim KretschmerTony48219Tyler ClementiTyler DumstorfTyler Peterson

Related Pages

90 Day JaneAn hero dayask.fmAutoerotic asphyxiationColumbineGolden iPodHeaven's GateHigh ScoreHow to become an heroMydeathspacePseudocideShotgun mouthwashSuicideThreatening suicideVirginia Tech massacreWaco