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SapphyDracases, self proclaimed 'AI table guardian/afker', is a lolcow based on DeviantART and Furgaydia who has been bringing the anti-lulz since that fateful day in January, and clearly tries too hard to be an EDiot. Her artistic style involves taking every mainstream anime cliché she can think of, mashing them up with Skittles, and then pouring them onto her retarded anthro-dragon fursona.
When not drawing fan-art, SapphyDracases can be witnessed taking on the role of the Internet Tough Guy, defending herself and her artwork from trollss with the brilliant argument of, "The mean people are just jealous and have no life." After all, she was in art school, so her art must be good, right?
Anyone who has ever had the misfortune of being exposed to Sapphirus probably knows that she can't go 10 minutes without self destructing by being caught in a horrible, obvious lie.
Here are some examples!
Over the years, Sapphy has claimed:
- Her grandparents stole her from her mother and father and poisoned the food they gave her to make her fat.
- She got into some art college or other, even though her story on whether she's in high school or in college changes from day to day, on a whole $500 scholarship, but they had financial problems so they rejected her.
- She isn't fat, but she won't post a picture because there are dangerous people on the internet who could look at her picture and automatically know how to find her (or they could just look at all the dox she posts freely to public sites).
- She has a male stalker, both IRL and on deviantArt, who just happens to make the same grammar mistakes as Sapphy, like writing "mind as well" instead of "might as well."
- She only got her highschool diploma last thursday in the mail because she didn't walk at her graduation, yet she's supposedly been enrolled in college off and on for at least two years now.
- She got her name legally changed to Sapphiria Austin.
- She's totally not black, but black person and Cherokee.
- Square obviously ripped off her character Sapphirus to make Axel because she totally made Sapphirus first.
- Someone tried to commit suicide over her because she wouldn't go out with them.
When questioned on any of these topics, she says "I'M TIRED OF TALKING ABOUT THIS" and scuttles her fat ass back to the kitchen.
Sapphy has an overblown ego and actually believes she can draw. She is SO sure that she's God's awesome rainbow-wrapped gift to the world, that pretty much everything she uploads revolves around her, her fuck-ugly rainbow-shitting fursona, and her obsession with Axel.
- God-moding. Not only is Sapph hated in the art world, but she's also hated in the furry Kingdom Hearts roleplay community (yes, there is such a thing) because her character has moves such as "Jesus Wave," which resurrects her allies and auto-kills all of her enemies. In other words, her roleplay technique is pretty much shouting "BOOM UR DEAD I WIN."
- Apparently the cock as well, though she's never going to get any.
- Being a fucktard.
- Critique. Her art is awesome. It are fact. No other opinion is valid.
- Lesbians. Unless you're her close, PERSONAL friend and have a b-cup. Aside from that, lesbians are gay and bad. If she's not worried about them hitting on her, she's worried that they might swoop in and claim the gay men she's been so desperately trying to turn straight for her.
- Axel yaoi. Gay guys are cool, but Axel is hers, so he can't be drawn with anyone else but her. Just her. Not even by the creator.
- Niggers. Her excuse? "The Bible tells me African-Americans are evil," ignoring the fact that African-Americans are not mentioned in the Bible at all, and the fact that she herself is black.
- Getting told the truth: let's see how she handle being flamed.
- Dragon "hatters".
- Mychelle, who totally stole her character design
- Hermaphrodites. "HATES: HERMS HERMS AND HERRRMS, sorry, they're annoying horny fucking ass bastards that have no self control, loving to harrass others sexually."
- Sappho has had to rethink things, realizing that the world does not exist in the biggoted, cut-and-dry way she believes it does: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3413841/ "Was suppose to be my first herm commision. Drew it For reasons, the commisioner is a herm IRL which came to my attention while having a conversation with her. I Don't go against herms IRL at all, just the characters, but her character was an exception." Too bad the drawing still sucks.
Sapph Doesn't Like Gays, But She Ain't No Homophobe!
Sapph is of the opinion that being lesbian is a bad, evil, dirty thing, even though her namesake, the Greek poet Sappho, was basically queen of Lesbian Island. Sapph also believes that Axel is a straight character, even though he's clearly banging Roxas and making little bastard children with him when Sappy's back is turned. However, she likes all gay men who don't have sex with Axel, lesbians who are her "friends," and Jesus fucking Satan.
She commonly searches YouTube for Axel porn, but after she gets off on the explosion of buttsecks, her sudden surge of guilt for lusting over two hot, fictional men getting it on can only be assuaged by writing a journal entry about how scary it is...
...Until she unknowingly threw herself out of the closet.
On July 19th, 2008, she was found with a Naruto incest yaoi picture in her DevianTART favorites list (despite the five hundred stamps, taglines, and signatures on her journal and personhood claiming she hates incest and yaoi). Some trivial shit did hit the fan when some TARTlets saw this little delicacy and confronted her on it. This being said, Sapphass immediately removed the deviation from her favorites, but everyone here at ED knows she probably has it printed out and slung onto her wall, where she can forever whack off to it in privacy.
On September 6th, 2008, Sapphy has proven her retardation/hypocrisy to a whole new level. She had uploaded an image of two male characters, speaking of buttsex, and even a poorly drawn diagram. She then proceeded to add more lulz by stating that 'Original characters are okay to draw yaoi with, but animu yaoi is totally wrong'. To this day, you can search in the fat bitch's favorites gallery on DA, finding gems such as Yu-Gay-Ho twincest, Kingdom Farts bareback, and ten thousand images of a gay man's cherry red, wrinkly ballsack and cock.
WARNING: If you find this offensive towards your own styles and customs then GTFO this page and go somewhere else people, and if you hate Sapphirus which is most of you looking at this do, then don’t read it if it’s too plain and not intelligent enough for ya, and there‘s no HERM, GAY, OR LESBIAN info in here all straight stuff, no offense. =D
—SD, on wishful thinking.
Sapph, the Self-Hating black person
Sapph's saddest trait is her complete refusal to acknowledge her own heritage. In the true Oreo tradition, she insists that she is mostly Cherokee Indian, despite her obvious Negroid features and the fact that nobody actually has a Cherokee Princess grandmother in their bloodline.
—A nigger named Sapphirus.
But not much good, according to her. Sure, a lot of people OTI claim to hate black persons, but Sapph is actually serious:
—A nigger named Sapphirus.
It's true. On October 2nd, 2008, Sapph supposedly got her name changed with her mother's permission.
And just what will her name be?
Darx: Jesus H. Christ.
Darx: You're changing your name to Sapphirus?
Coros: You are a fucking retard.
Sapphirus: i know
OH WAIT, MAYBE NOT
Sapphirus: gonna be Sapphiria
Sapphirus: not Sapphirus
Lustful Nocturne: Uhhmm
Lustful Nocturne: Err
JESUS CHRIST II: THAT SOUNDS KIND OF WHOREY
JESUS CHRIST II: I LIKE PRUDEY PRUDENSTEIN
Sapphirus shrugs -hates her IRL name
So, per usual, instead of simply failing, Sapph has decided to kick it up a notch and name herself "Sapphiria Austin".
They Stole from Me! GOT IT MEMORIZED?
At this point in the article, if you're saying to yourself "this girl can't possibly get any more stupid," think again. Sapph recently began insisting that her "original character" Sapphirus was created long before Axel of KH2, and denied having ever referenced and based her character off of him. Sapph also claimed that she had been drawing since 1999, the year when she created the character -- at the age of 10 -- despite various proof that she did not. She thought she could get away with lying about this, but several people, both on Furcadia and dA, claimed that Sapphirus had told them she started drawing in 2004, created Sapphirus in 2005, and didn't make any dramatic changes to his features until KH2 was released in 2006.
Sapph uploaded a picture to DeviantART of her character's "old look," which she said dated from 1999. The date written on the piece was 1/16/0-, with the last number conveniently cut off by the scanner -- while it could be a 0, there is a tail that resembles the tail of the 6 in 16. SMOKING GUN. Sapphirus claimed that it was a typo... made with pencil. A group of FurN dwellers recalled Sapph showing the piece on Furcadia in 2006, right after she drew it.
The lulz didn't end there, however. Sapph started telling everyone that Square-Enix, a multi-million dollar Japanese game corporation, stumbled across her DA site out of sheer luck, saw her character, and STOLE her ideas to create Axel -- and that she could PROVE it! Her proof, however, is still only the claim that she created the character back in '99/00, as shown by the picture's incredibly obvious datemark. Even if she had created the character at that time, however, she didn't even join dA until January of 2006, and the picture wasn't loaded there until late February.
Sapphy on EncyclopediaDramatica
It's just too bad Anonymous was there to take screencaps of her bitching about her ED article weeks ago, thereby fucking her story up.
As usual, despite claiming not to care about her article, Sapphy joined ED as Dragconic2007 and started trying to use it for her own purposes, just like every other butthurt article target out there. Her article about DoladdarKate features such phrases as
—DOLADDAR HAET NAGAS
—oh god, not intercourses
Recently, ED user Ilurverainbows has been identified as another potential Sapphy sockpuppet. Her article on Winged-Maniac displays all of the worst characteristics of Sapphy's work. Confirmation is lacking, so if you can find any information connecting SapphyDracases and Winged-Maniac, please share it.
Does She Love It or Hate It? Nigger, Make up Your Mind!
Despite Sapphy's qualms that ED is lulzy and that trolls are trying too hard to be "an hero", Sapphy continues to contradict herself by every means possible. On October 21, 2008, Sapphy wrote up a long DeviantART article entitled, Encyclopedia Dramatica-Article Victims of Trolling [sic]. That's right. The whiniest, biggest comment-hiding, admin-cock-sucking retard has just made an article about the very thing that seemingly doesn't affect her: her beloved Encyclopedia Dramatica.
The article can be read here. Such gems from the godd-ass include:
—She obviously doesn't know the meaning of the site despite the mass amounts of savvy she says she has.
—Yeah, guys? All those screenshots we have here? We TOTALLY made that shit up! The links, too!
—She forgot to mention the part where she hides all the comments and even goes so far as to delete her own pictures in order not to deal with that mysterious thing called real life.
So, if any of you victims out there want to continue being anime-obsessed, pasty, fat-ass yaoi-loving Wapanese retards, go on and read this article! This self-help was written just for you: for a loser, by a loser!
HOWEVER, IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WASN'T BAD ENOUGH...: THE NIGGER ON PATROL
—Sapphass dun wanna draw dem lesbos.
On 4 December, 2008, Sapphy decided to become an expert on trolling. This time, she wrote again yet another article on beloved trolls, because the "NO U" defense always gets people to stop harassing her fat ass. This one is found on her shitty Freewebs website, so let's see how long it'll take before it gets baleeted -- in which case, here's a handy screenshot.
In this amazing article, you'll find ways to battle those Fagadia and DevianTART trolls! It doesn't help that Sapphass pulled a kingmukatan and tried to make an encyclopedia on all the different kind of trolls there are out there and how they're all trying to be "an hero". She's a double-divined goddess, so she must be all-knowing and right.
So all you failures out there looking for art, just remember: if you ask for a commission of your favorite character with big buttocks, dripping wet, you're most likely a troll. And if you ask to see a sketch before paying the artist, you're a troll too.
Sapphy of the Now
2008 has rolled in, and SapphyDracases is still the lulzy cow we've all come to know and hate. Some recent updates on her? Do you really want to know?
Despite there being verifiable proof that Sapph did not get into college because she didn't receive her high school diploma until sometime in mid 2008 (and supposedly just picked it up late January 2009, fake Sapph college is still pretty lulzy.
As of August 12, 2008, Sapphass is a deadbeat college dropout. She survived an amazing 5 months of so-called bullshit like lesbians and terrible teachers!! GG, Sapph.
She was enrolled at some nameless art institute at the beginning of 2008. You'd think her art would've improved somewhat from being in classes where you study the very technicalities of art all day, but no. She continued to vomit the dodge-induced Photoshop rape that we all love. Her teachers, however, were no fans of it. Sapphy failed several classes and finals including Color Theory, but of course, THAT WASN'T HER FAULT! She just couldn't supply her own materials! News flash: get a job. Oh wait. She had one but got fired for eating all the food. What a fatass.
We all know that the true reason why Sapph flunked is perhaps because anyone with a pair of eyeballs in their sockets can see that barfing rainbows onto every picture just isn't a great use of color. Or perhaps that she never went to college and just felt like she needed some attention.
However, some good has come out of art college...or has it? Sapphy has taken upon herself to try and do some NEW THINGS with her characters, including:
- Building a skeletal reference of her Mary-Sue, complete with bones as strong as steel and bones that protrude through the skin as her fingernails and seep deadly poison.
- Drawing her character having sex in order to "practice anatomy".
- Toning down Sapphirus by taking off a pair of wings and adding on a buncha extra other shit.
However, the biggest project the lulzcow has decided to take on is...
SapphyDracases: The Video Game
We kid you not. Sapphy is actually thinking about making a video game...OF HER CHARACTERS. God have mercy on our souls.
—Sapphy's plans for art college
—After a nice discussion with a meth-head
Premise... Sort of.
Sappho is currently still in the midst of fleshing out her video game disaster, but she does have some nice tasty little tidbits out for us to laugh at:
- The story begins in Japan, at a nameless Tokyo art college (It's now named Sakura College because "Sakura" is obviously the only Japanese name in existence).
- Sapph is a Native American/Japanese (regardless of the fact that Japan is an elitist country who wouldn't accept a fat native american slut, oops did that come out loud?) human student there, who prefers to be alone and sit out in the rain. She has no friends.
- She is currently in love with the school's "art jock" (an artist that stinks of jockstraps?), El. Of course, as with every suethor's story, the handsome, most popular man on campus has to TOTALLY be in love with the Sue right back, despite the fact that no one in their right mind would want to spend the rest of eternity with a pessimistic, whiny emo fuck.
- Sapphy's milkshake must bring the boys to the yard, because she has also attracted the attentions of Zaniel, a closet furry who can turn into a werewolf dragon; Blara a lesbian Nazi who wants nothing more than to rub pussies with Sapphy's tight virjayjay; and Lyriona, a treehugging liberal wiccan with a killer butterfly named Tiger. Seriously. This game is nothing but wishful thinking. Everyone seriously wants to bone her. WHERE HAVE WE HEARD THIS SHIT BEFORE?
- Meanwhile, in the world of Cruxiaus (how the fuck do you pronounce that?), the goddess Sapphirus (the current winged bitch we know right now) is sealed into a spiritual form by a wicked beast known as Doladario whose name is always being misspelled by SapphyD herself. He did this to the beautiful goddess so that she would no longer be allowed to guard the universe anymore. He is the god of chaos and peril.
- IT IS UP TO EL AND SAPPH TO SAVE SAPPHIRUS! In ways currently unknown to man, they magically warp to Cruxiaus and gain new supernatural forms, including the ability to have their hair highlights (known as "markings" by Sapphy) GLOW!
- Along the way, they meet a vampire dragon named Jileon/Dialio, whose name is constantly being changed. He was sent by Doladario to double-cross Sapph, but of course, he becomes so smitten with her that he ends up becoming a good guy. Can this game become ANY MORE cliché? Yes, yes it can.
- In the end, we all find out that Sapph is the descendant of Sapphirus the goddess. OH GOD, WHO DID SHE HAVE SEX WITH??
We can only hope to God that this game never sees the light of day. It's like Inuyasha, but somehow shittier.
As of late July, early August, SapphicDumbass has been facing some mild controversy over characters that she has recently added to her video game cast. Ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to introduce you to Blara! A lovely picture of her is located in the gallery below, rendered by the game's designer herself.
Here's what Sapphy has to say about her newest edition:
—what the fuck
That's right, readers. We can't make this stuff up. Sapphy has created a stereotypical racist lesbian Nazi from Germany whose sole purpose in life is to dominate heterosexuals and to break her and El up! Because we just all know how much Sappho friggin' HATES those damn dykes; now she has to make a character out to rape her and all the pureness that is opposite-sex couples. And yes, people WERE offended.
Sapphy being the "genius" that she is apparently didn't do her research since Nazis were all homophobic and extremely militant meaning her little antagonist would be an oxymoron. Also forgetting that the Nazis were all clean cut militant appearence who wouldn't accept a tattooed, slutty lesbian.
Of course, Sapphy had to turn it around and make it seem as if her character was so badass that it was getting her banned from various Fuckadia forums. No one just sees the appeal of her lesbian Nazi cuntrag, that's all.
She just begs of you: don't draw any SAPPHYxBLARA porn of her!!
If you think that was bad enough, think again. Jackass has recently been under fire due AGAIN to the fact that every. Single. One of her characters hates homosexuals. A curious TARTlet questioned this fact on one of Sapphy's pictures. Other TARTlets soon joined in, agreeing Sapphy was clearly overdoing it and that the characters should at least have some reason behind their hatred. Instead of listening, Sapphass did what she knew best: went on a hiding-comment spree and subsequently deleted her picture. Responses questioning these ballistics have been ignored. Of course, we expected nothing less from the closeted coward. STOP DENYING IT, NIGGER: YOU'RE A HOMOPHOBE.
Sapphic has taken up the incorporation of (badly drawn) penis into her art. While it's true she's always practiced this, poorly, she seems to have found a sudden obsession with drawing lopsided dongs that validate suspicions that she's never seen a human penis. Ever. And what's worse, now she's open about it. It's not just the secret lulzy picture leaked into the public now, folks. This is a daily activity.
You'd think that Sapph has been on the internet looking at Youtube Axel porn enough to know what a penis looks like, and be able to replicate it in art form (oh wait no, she sucks.) DeviantART, for all it's lulz, DOES have a policy on what can be submitted and what can't be. And dripping dicks, pictured on the right, are a definite no. Apparently the image was reported and removed. The dumb bitch re-uploaded the image sans drip-dick a small time later, saying in the description "Sorry, whoever reported it didn't win." Because as we know, everyone is out to get her.
Funny thing is, even the furfaggots on Furaffinity hate her.
THE BANHAMMER FALLS
On January 26, 2009, SapphyDracarcar finally got banned from dA. While questions arose quickly as to why, she made two whiny journals (one that has since been bawwwwleeted due to the fact that the members over there didn't immediately kiss her pimply black ass) over at FurAffinity, bitching and moaning on how the admins won't respond to unban her fat ass (while at the same time, she called them "fucking idiot admins"), how her alternate account got banned too, and something about her email. However, no one gave a fuck. In fact, she got a good pwning from two members
Sapph was apparently banned for--not tracing, not harassing other members, and CERTAINLY not uploaded porn and hate art--, but was banned for asking commissioners to download and burn Windows XP ILLEGALLY for her in exchange for shitty art.
That's right. She pulled a Crystal-For-Ever. Since she stupidly asked for something illegally on a website, (particularly dA, in this case), if the request was taken out, then deviantArt could have had a lolsuit. This is highly unlikely over a CD of outdated pirated software, but that was their explanation.
Who would be stupid enough to ask for something illegal over the internet in public and not expect anything to happen? Of course, her only defense was, "I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS BAD!!! IT WAS MY FIRST TIME BEING BANNED SO THEY SHOULD GIVE ME A SECOND CHANCE!!", forgetting the fact that she signed the Terms of Service when she signed-up on DeviantART, and it's only her fault if she didn't read the rules. Ladies and gentlemen, it had been proven that Sapphy had reached a new level of incredible retardation.
On Feb 3rd, 2009, Sappy was allowed back into DeviantART, watch for updates.
Sapphirus Yiff Log
—--Sapphass's e-boyfriend rapist...thing
If you thought this dumb fuck couldn't get any worse, her Furcadian e-boyfriend has finally decided to share with us some of the lulz. Introducing the Sapphirius Yiff Log! This is a nice little roleplaying excerpt the bitch had with her on-and-off "mate", Genbutsu (the naked Gary Stu with the fluorescent drippy dicky you see above). The synopsis? Sapphirus, for some reason or another, is in mortal form and in the middle of nowhere. She happens to find a rich man's house--in the middle of nowhere, mind you--, break into it, where she immediately gets randomly raped by some faggot and ends up liking it.
Now, we all knew that Sapphy can't write worth a damn, but this just brings in a new meaning of fail. Sapphy, while using her shit ebonics sentence formation, manages to cram in every fanfiction cliche into one roleplaying session (who likes getting raped?) while completely showing us that she has absolutely no idea how sex works. You'd think that by reading so many Axel and Roxas yaoi doujins she'd learn by now. Of course, she can't go without the blatant mysogony, either. But of course, this is Sapphy we're talking about: the Self-Hating Nigger. And Genbutsu's shitty writing isn't stellar either. They both blow.
Be sure to spamblast this and make Sapphy aware of her roleplaying disaster every moment you get. Spam her DA page with terrible excerpt pieces and fill your shitty Failcadia descs with it so everyone can laugh at her ass. More to get this dumb B off the internet.
And now we begin our craptastic story...:
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From Her ADORING Fans
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Sapph's devianTART(LOL DELETED) Anti-ED Club(LOL BANNED) Sapph's ED account(LOL BANNED)
- sapph's relationship advice (RESTORED!)
- sapph's fanfiction
- Sapph's website
- Sapph's FA (NEW!)
Sapphy's CheezyFart (NEW!)(404'd)
- ShittyArt Archive
- Sapphy's Youtube (NEW!)
Sapph's Facebook (NEW!)Deleted FAILcadia thread Guidance to the idiocy of trolls and how to make them look stupid For Dummies (NEW!)404'd
- Now even you can be the master of dealing with trolls!!!
- Her Weasyl account
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