Samsung Sam

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Yet another shitty virtual assistant; only this one you can fill with jizz.


Samsung Sam is a shitty forced corporate meme when in 2021, Korean electronics company Samsung had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty AI-powered virtual assistant. Where other companies like Apple and Amazon failed, Samsung took a lesson from Valve and attempted to tap into the Anime Coomer market. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android Waifu™, Twitter lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To nobody's surprise, a shit load of Rule 34 was made almost instantaneously and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu to millions of retarded basement-dwellers who will never get a girlfriend. This basically proves humanity is fucked for evar.

Abandonware

Some shitty design firm named Lightfarm decided to use Sims 4 as a template to make an ultra-quirky extra perky puffy-nippled waifu out of Samsung's non-existent brand identity. Lightfarm made a post about it on their website however nobody cared until it was removed.

Sad reality

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Obviously, since most people on Reddit and Twitter are autistic consumers, this shit nobody cares about went viral resulting in an entire subreddit dedicated to Sam's sexy anime body.

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Featured article June 10, 11 and 12, 2021
Preceded by
AIDS
Samsung Sam Succeeded by
Lesbian