Roseanne Barr

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I'm Fat. I'm fat. You know it.

Roseanne Barr was a mildly funny, fat piece of shit that only got a shot at a sitcom on TV because ABC was looking for a way to rip off the popularity and blue collar humour of Fox's Married... with Children. By padding all the fart jokes, masturbation jokes and suggestions that teenage girls are all whores with life lessons, advice and morality, ABC had itself (unlike Fox's Married... with Children) a hit that was loved by the critics.

Over time, as the original show degraded, white trash America started seeing Roseanne as a mouthpiece for their drunken, trailer trash, meth smoking, pregnant at 14 struggle. Actually being either drunk or dumb enough to believe that Roseanne was trying to bring dignity to their bottom dwelling, welfare sucking, lower class lifestyle of putting cheese-whiz on spaghetti she quickly rose in popularity because they saw the quit-before-you-even-start-and-you'll-never-fail philosophy being promoted on Roseanne as the truth that legitimized their trailer trash Camelot lifestyle.

Like so many right leaning celebrities with mental problems, such as Mel Gibson, Roseanne quickly answered the call of the Dark Side, to later blame her insomnia medications, when she started listening to the voices in her head and came to believe that people were highly interested in her batshit crazy opinions on blacks, Jews, illegal immigrants and Muslims that want to enter America illegally through Mexico and kill you in your sleep.

Not giving excuses for what I did (tweeted) but I've done weird stuff while on ambien -- cracked eggs on the wall at 2am etc


Roseanne Barr

Some of her all time great outbursts of lulzy craziness include her singing the American national anthem at the World Series out of tune while spitting and grabbing her Pussycrotch, baking "Jew Cookies" while dressed as Hitler and calling a former Obama aide, Valerie Jarrett, an ape on Twatter. ABC knew damn well what she was like but gave her a new sitcom anyway which she proceeded to drive off a cliff.

The Tweet

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Roseanne baking some, errrrr, cookies
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Tom Arnold learns that unpopular opinions get you blocked on Twitter.

Slowly coming out of their self-congratulating and masturbatory SJW stupor, Disney executives realized that while it was working feverishly to forge a brave new world full of diversification on television, movies and having just completed forcing Black Stormtroopers on Star Wars Fanboys, they suddenly recognized that they lacked network television shows aimed at the uneducated, inbred, unclefucking, toothless, minimum wage grinding lower end of the white race. Looking to fill that hole, Disney decided that it would reboot Roseanne because, looking at current conditions, reboots such as Star Wars have been going their way lately because of gen-xers looking for soothing nostalgia from their childhood a century ago. Seeing the nostalgia reboot as a never ending gold mine, the Disney accountants smelled only major Shekels when the reboot was pitched to them.

Blinded by the scent of money and ignoring Roseanne's past transgressions in the social media world that include her being a quintessential Internet asshole, racist and moron, Disney gave the green light to the Roseanne reboot, believing her when she said that she had changed while quoting her favorite excuse, "What people are accusing me of being racist comments were simply nothing more than jokes that people were too sensitive to get the context of"

Despite years of social media fuck ups, Roseanne still hasn't learned that there are people stalking celebrity tweets looking for that one error in judgment. Even if a tweet might have been deleted 30 seconds after being posted, if it makes them look like an Asshole it will have probably already been screen shot, archived and scattered across the internet.

Being in the hypocritical position of having been founded by a Hitler loving anti-Semite and wanting to sell positive black programming aimed at spreading white guilt like Doc McStuffins, Disney executives quickly stomped on ABC's feet and forced them to fire Roseanne, saying that Roseanne's comment was "Abhorrent, repugnant and inconsistent with our values."

Yet, for some reason, "The View" stays on the air despite Kelly Osbourne's racist comment about Latinos cleaning our great god emperor's toilets

Bill Maher's Excuse for Roseanne: She Has Racist Multiple Personalities

My friend Roseanne admitted that she had been admitted to a mental institution, she has said she has multiple personalities and, unfortunately, one of them is quite a racist


Bill Maher

And pedophiles have a predisposition that makes them want to fuck kids. There's a conspiracy by the white man to keep the black man down with grape flavored crack. Women only recently learned to lie and Bronies are completely sane and shower twice a day.

The Trump Conspiracy

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Roseanne, I know I'm a no talent emo bitch that owes you for my career but because I'm the dumbest chick on The Talk that always seems to sound like a special-ed 4th grader giving an interview, I really need the job.

Accusing our great god emperor of dividing America and creating a political climate where a celebrity like Roseanne would call a former Obama aide an ape, liberal media cospirasists, such as CNN's Don Lemon, are accusing the man who will make America great again of being an insensitive racist bastard that went and stuck his foot in his mouth earlier at a 29 March 2018 rally in The Great American State of Ohio when he referenced Roseanne in a speech.

Even look at Roseanne. I called her yesterday. Look at her ratings. They were unbelievable. Over 18 million people. And it was about us. They haven't figured it out; the fake news hasn't quite figured it out yet.


—President Donald Trump

Simply because our great and mighty god emperor didn't run right to the internets to tweet that Roseanne is a bigoted, racist, Black hating cow like a far-left, college aged SJW looking only to earn Twitter likes, according to CNN and other sources, our great leader is a racist Nazi pig that doesn't care about the plight of the black man anyone.

People such as CNN's Anderson Cooper have even suggested that the idea of equality is over and police stations will be pulling out the water hoses and dogs to enforce white only seating and water fountains again.

The Trump Conspiracy

The President is pointing to the hypocrisy in the media saying the most horrible things about this President and nobody addresses


Trump Press Secretary Sarah Sanders

You know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad’s immigration practices you feckless cunt!”


Samantha Bee Tearing into Ivanka for posting family pics on White House web site forgetting that Obama was well known for it

How come no one ever called Socks the Cat a "Fecless Cunt", or better yet - A Fucking Pussy and demanded that he tell Bill to refund the CIA, when it comes to its terrorist investigations and prevent 9/11"


—ED Staff

In a tweet and press release from the White House, Our great supreme commander slyly pointed out the Hypocrisy of ABC's parent company Disney and Bob Iger where they purposely ignore slights and racist remarks aimed at him and Republican voters such as:

  • ESPN host Jemele Hill calling Trump a white supremacist on Twitter.
  • "The View" host Joy Behar likening Christianity to mental illness.
  • ESPN anchor Keith Olbermann attacking Trump as a Nazi.
  • Samantha Bee calls Our political gift from God's daughter a fecking cunt on her TBS show Full Frontal less than a day after Roseanne Barr was fired for calling an Obama aide an ape. She was allowed to keep her job after apologizing.
  • In what could simply be called Splitting hairs, the White House said that it is not defending anyone but simply saying that there is a double standard when it comes to the school yard game of Tit for tat name calling.

For instance, Nazi is thrown around like the word nigger in a rap song by liberal media commentators that are trying their hardest to convince soft headed Middle America that it is Our great god emperor's goal to Fire up the ovens again.

Having already set their propaganda machine in high gear, it is the far left's goal to keep Middle America ignorant to the fact that Hitler and the Nazi Party are more reminiscent to the modern liberal in America. A good example of this is when the liberal media let Obama slide for his hate filled comment on Leno where he made fun of Retards. Like a fascist dictator in control of the media, anyone who attacked Obama for his insensitivity were quickly chastised by the media and reminded that Obama had already made a half-assed excuse so everything was fine.

Possible Darlene Spinoff

Sara Gilbert (born Sara Rebecca Abeles), ironically related to the much more talented, better looking, intelligent and charismatic Claudia Cowan from Fox News, is the least talented actor from Roseanne, that possesses less emotional sincerity and capacity than Kevin Costner and can count herself lucky because the only reason she still has an acting career and hasn't been forgotten as easily as Leo Sayer is because gen-xers thought it would be so nostalgic Cool if Sara Gilbert could try to reach beyond her Carpet munching, monotone, boring goth character of Darlene to be John Galecki's Carpet munching, monotone, boring goth, Darlene version, girlfriend on The Big Bang Theory, might be getting herself a Roseanne spinoff because she was more than willing to think only of herself, when she sided with the ABC sonderkommandos, to readily turn on her tv mom and stab her in the back as ordered by her Network Fuhrer so that she could survive in a spinoff.

With the lack of creativity that is commonplace in Hollywood and writers still following the Mary Tyler Moore plot device for divorced women, expect Darlene to all of a sudden turn her life around and get a job as a writer for a magazine, Tv show, be a doctor or Mary a prince because this is the only way Hollywood writers know how to portray a strong female character.

God forbid if they stay with the original character of Darlene and have her being a 40 something crackhead that sucks cocks for rock.

All we have to say is, Sara Gilbert is pretty much like an armless man and incapable of carrying anything, let alone a Tv series. Anyone ever see Poison Ivy?

See Also

  • Alt-Right - Who she sort of allied with after going after their boogeyman.
  • Doopie DoOver - Uses the same "People aren't getting the context of the joke," excuse as Roseanne to hide her racism.
  • Nazi - What the left keeps calling Republican voting, White Americans, Blacks, Latinos and Asians but they'll tell you that it's Trump dividing America.
  • Reconquista - Mexico's plan to retake the American Southwest.
  • Sara Gilbert - Media whore willing to stab her own Tv Mom in the back.
  • Trump - The liberals are trying to blame this on him.
  • Women - The third decent song by Def Leppard, following Stagefright and Billy's Got A Gun, that tells how it is woman's place to serve man as God intended.

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