Rebecca Watson

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Fig. 1 Rebecca Watson's actual face before photoshop, not Ridley Scott's Alien facehugger.

Rebecca K. WatsonFedora icon.png (born October 18, 1980 in New Joisey) is the head lesbian on the feminazi-recruiting, man-hating dating website known as as well as a darling of FreeThoughtBlogs. The leaders of the site call themselves skeptics, because of their rejection of any kind of actual work. Which works out since they are all privileged white upper-class females, who get covered by their daddy. While many of them actually call themselves atheists, they are in fact highly religious. Their god is the Amazonian masterhood, while their biggest enemy, The Patriarchy, doesn't actually exist, just like smart feminists.

In 2011, Twatson was talking to a crowd in Norway, and then went to get a few drinks before leaving the bar for her hotelroom so she could masturbate over her previously given speech. While she was in the elevator, she was asked if she wanted to come back to a room for some coffee. Rebecca obviously rejected, and went to tell this horrible story to the world, of the evil men wanting to bone her. Little does she know, it was actually one of her non-cis female-to-male bi-sexual supporters wanting to scissor with Rebecca, while screaming about how much they hate men.

The whore has spoken at many conferences over the past five years delivering scathing attacks on science and bored her audience to death on atheism, feminism, and skepticism.

Rebecca was also banned from James Randi's website for criminal acts. After being given mod privileges on the site she abused admin privilidges without authorization to delete other members' accounts simply out of spite over disagreements. Had the FBI been alerted she could've very well wound up as some 300 lb lesbian's bitch in a federal penitentiary.

Rebecca Watson Naked

Don't sexualize me

Being a hypocritical bitch never stopped anyone before, so of course Rebecca Slutson has no problem selling herself for pictures, because there is money in that shit, like going to conferences, writing books, and jewgolds from her website. She only has a problem with having sex for free, so she is just like any other woman in this aspect. But there is another aspect where she isn't.

A legion of aspie stalkers and still no real naked photo.

RKW and friend licking beaver.

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Rebecca objectifying a man (because objectifying people is ok as long as it enrages the aspies).
It should be noted that if you actually see her twat, you would turn into stone, before being absorbed into the supermassive black hole she calls a vagina.

Early life and education

Watson grew up in South Jersey near Philadelphia. She was brought up in Baptist Christianity, but converted to atheism after she saw an opportunity to make dough on this. She holds a B.S. in Communications from Boston University, given to her by The Patriarchy, which she worked dilligently to earn.

After university, Watson lived in Seattle as a hippy environmental activist and worked as a marketing manager ha ha no, she never worked. After failing to live in Seattle, she moved back to Boston, so she could go back to her previous mooching. Like all good feminazis she is a copywriter, meaning that she is incapable of independent thought. She lives with her pathetic excuse for a husband named Jenny in Buffalo, New York. Divorced.

Elevatorgate shit


One day when Watson was doing her stand-up routine about women being discriminated against, she successfully quelled all attendees' sexlust forever with her intrepid boring speeches. After this she decided to booze herself up, before heading to her hotel room. When the slut finally decided she was drunk enough for some strange dick, she rode the elevator up and down, until finally a man came aboard. Being that he luckily hadn't listened to her presentation, he still had balls, and asked if Rebecca Watson would like to come to his room for some coffee, and suck his dick.
Since the man didn't have the required 20 bucks for a night with the whore, she became enraged, and got off the elevator, and fingered herself all night.
When Watson finally came home, she immediately went to vlog about the whole thing, and how men should not talk to women, ever, unless they are granted permission, and a note on what to say. The internet was in uproar, and despite her braindead followers, her original video like-to-dislike ratio, looks like a red lightsaber, because it is just that shit.

The fail starts around 4:30

Her insane to response to the backlash she received from the internet was that men should go fuck dolls, of course not realizing that dolls are way smarter, way sexier and have had way less dick inside than her, so it is actually quite a good idea.

Her dating advice is to always bring money


Since it was every atheist's duty to report on this, even Richard Dawkins saw it necessary to do so.

Dear Muslima

Stop whining, will you. Yes, yes, I know you had your genitals mutilated with a razor blade, and . . . yawn . . . don’t tell me yet again, I know you aren’t allowed to drive a car, and you can’t leave the house without a male relative, and your husband is allowed to beat you, and you’ll be stoned to death if you commit adultery. But stop whining, will you. Think of the suffering your poor American sisters have to put up with. Only this week I heard of one, she calls herself Skep”chick”, and do you know what happened to her? A man in a hotel elevator invited her back to his room for coffee. I am not exaggerating. He really did. He invited her back to his room for coffee. Of course she said no, and of course he didn’t lay a finger on her, but even so... And you, Muslima, think you have misogyny to complain about! For goodness sake grow up, or at least grow a thicker skin. Richard


—Richard Dawkins,

Of course every male atheist went after Twatson, and this of course meant an opportunity for TheAmazingAtheist and his neckbeard to finally attack someone who he could actually defeat, since Watson is too much of a coward to respond to criticism, in anything other than a passive-aggressive manner. TJ wasn't the only one attacking her, and just a small host of videos are here:

Boycott time

Just like when Hitler reunited with Mussolini

Instead of addressing the rightfully deserved criticism, Rebecca and her cronies decided to boycott girlcott Richard Dawkins, as he was being a meanie-head and not the taking the privileged white whore seriously. This of course didn't go over well, but since nobody cares about Rebecca, nothing was resolved.

She also girlcotted The Amazing Meeting, after a disagreement with one of the organisers D.J. Grothe, who didn't want to have sex with her ugly ass, so she began menstruating out of sheer aggression, and quickly planned not to go to the event, since she had better things to do, like riding in elevators looking for dudes to fuck.

Got shitkicked from DragonCon

Wonder if she would survive being in-laced with adamantium

Rebecca and her lack-witted ilks from Skepchick went to the virginfest known as DragonCon to sell some of their shitty merchandise to unsuspecting nerds and retards, so that Rebecca can pay for her trip cock. The shitwhore and her lesbian friend ShittyAmy tried to whore out some products, like jewelry, but these items did not contain the horrible Skepchick logo, so they were not allowed to be sold at a free booth. Twatson felt this was terrible misogyny, that she did not get special privilege, and have to abide by the rules of common people. Of course since them getting kicked off for legitimate reasons doesn't sound great, she of course fabricated a story, and put it on her website, so her fanvaginas would think "woe is Rebecca", and then give her money, so the fat cow could buy herself some more period. It should be noted that in the blogpost Rebecca made a great deal about namedropping, with a whopping 14 droppings as well as mentioning herself cosplaying gender-cross cosplaying as Wolverine.

Could turn out to be a trap, and would still be better than Watson

The lies of Watson was of course quickly dispersed. Even Sara Mayhew took Watson to task, and bested her in everything, especially in appearance. The fact that Mayhew is way prettier than Watson made her vagina bleed some moar and write out a failpost about Mayhew. Mayhew then ignored the failtrain, and went back to solving actual problems, and tweeting about more important stuff like Animal Crossing.
A lot of other people also commented on the apparent lies of Watson, but in her retarded feminist mind they are all lying, and part of some conspiracy against the man woman.

Criticism of Watson as skepticism ideologue

Quoted from a June 2012 post that seems to know about Watson:

...(Watson) has a BS in Communications... She freely admits that she had no interest in science until after college. Most of her posts and vlogs on science contain errors and she relies on sarcasm and character attacks to "prove" her points. Any research she does appears to be via Google. Is such a speaker of any real value at TAM? I think she'd be a more appropriate speaker on 3rd wave feminist issues at a feminist convention, except she is completely uneducated about the history of feminism and different schools of feminist thought, and has no ability to engage in intellectual discourse with people who hold viewpoints that differ even slightly from hers. ... In other words, of what value is an ideologue to skepticism?


—Justin Vacula

Gallery of hypocrisy:

Many of the originals were lost, when all of the Skepchick whores offered to have buttsex with the creators. Thankfully a few still exist.

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