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Oculus Rift is a virtual reality head-mounted display that is being developed with gamers in mind; however, it's primarily used by males who want to engage in virtual sex with their favorite anime characters. It is being developed by Oculus VR, a company that raised $91 million on Kickstarter before Facebook purchased it for $2 billion. After being sold to the advertisement giant, independent developers felt alienated and became disillusioned with the platform. Larger companies remain optimistic, hopeful that Facebook will put an Oculus Rift into the hands of perverts everywhere.

The Best and Funniest OR Reactions Ever Compilation
Anime Porn In Virtual Reality! - NSFW - Oculus Rift
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Pokemon In Virtual Reality! - Oculus Rift
What the actual fuck?
Yogscast plays Minecraft using Oculus Rift.

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Chris Powell

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Sex in gaymes

The Oculus Rift is by and large correctly seen as a tool made so that people can cheat their way into getting girlfriends without having to feel guilt or remorse if they reject you. Besides, who wouldn't want a hot Anime Girlfriend? This kind of virtual reality is a massive hit on almost every chan and possibly Reddit. Many people want to fall in love with a make believe video game character. However, the OR will solve many problems, such as overpopulation and depression.

How Oculus will legally steal your game/software

How would you like to develop some software only to have it distributed by the company you developed it for, except you don't make a dime? Sounds good doesn't it? So you better start creating that shitty anime tiddies simulator so Mark Zuckerberg can resell it, without you getting as much as a sniff of those money from virgin basement dwellers.

   
 
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