Luka Magnotta

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Luka Magnotta, born Eric Clinton Kirk Newman, is a former Toronto area hooker, kitten torturer, and snuff film set designer, whose dream of becoming a porn star was shattered when he found that nobody cared to view his pencil-dick. After failing to become a pornstar, he turned to prostitution to make a living. By age 27 Magnotta had aged out of twink status, and no longer appealed to his target demographic, so he decided to make a name for himself by uploading videos of himself torturing cats, and using their corpses as sex toys.

Being the exact definition of an IRL internet tough guy, on December 21, 2010,[1]ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive) Fagnotta took two kittens, put them in a vacuum bag, and slowly suffocated them while playing John Lennon's Happy Christmas (War Is Over). Later, pix surfaced that appeared to show Magnotta using the tongues of the dead kittens to stimulate his penis. Then in 2011 he fed another one alive to his pet python while playing Little Drummer Boy. Later in 2011, he taped a cat to a stick and drowned it in a bath tub.

On May 25, 2012, a video called 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick surfaced which depicts the dismemberment of Lin Jun, a 33 year old student at Concordia University, who was reported missing on May 24, 2012. E-detectives recognized Magnotta as the person in the video. Fagnotta was arrested in Berlin and extradited to Canada where he was charged with first-degree murder, making threats to members of Parliament, and interfering with the dignity of a dead body. However, Fagnotta has feelings for dead bodies; to the point where he blogs about taking an embalmed corpse home (screencap of deleted blog), watching a DVD together and going out for a picnic before taking the corpse to bed with him for some McLovin. Therefore Luka plans to treat a corpse with extreme TLC before taking its dignity away from it again.

On December 23, 2014, Magnotta was found guilty of first degree murder, and sentenced to 25 years without parole. His accomplice remains at large.

Personal life

On July 24, 1982,[2] Magnotta was born Eric Clinton Newman in Toronto, Canada, where his family still lives. In high school, Luka scored 65 on his I.Q. test, which makes him literally retarded. Luka likes to compare himself to Satan, Hitler, and Stalin. In fact, he is nothing at all like these extremely dangerous psychopaths. He can be better compared with Norman Bates, Michael Myers and Hannibal Lecter since they are all fictional geniuses.

With a low I.Q., the voice of a mentally handicapped Canadian, the weight of a candy cane, and a penis that resembles a pencil, Luka Magnotta is a known failure on the go-go boy scene. His aged appearance, hairplugs, and poorly drawn on eyebrows do not help matters. He is known for showing up to events uninvited and gobbling down the drugs like Pac-Man, and for being a cum-dumpster for the AIDS ridden clientele of the strip club circuit.

Magnotta claims to wear wigs because he is balding, and claims to have scars from severe acne requiring a laser peel.[3] In a last ditch effort to save his remaining career, Luka took all the money he made from sucking cocks on the streets, and used it to get a laser peel and hairplugs. The laser skin peel caused his eyebrows to become patchy, so using the precision of Keith Boadwee, he now paints them on with eyeliner. His hairplugs did not take, so he now wears a toupee attached to what is left of his hair.

Sometime last Thursday, Magnotta became a Scientologist.[4] It is unclear whether this resulted in his transition to homosexuality.

The a little too personal gallery

Shameless self promotion


Rule Zero

Nuvola apps xmag.png Moar info: Google bomb.

Before finding success with 1 lunatic 1 ice pick, Magnotta was known all over the internet as a tireless sockpuppeteer. A Google search will reveal dozens of blogs and thousands of Photoshopped images. In addition, he has set up dozens of accounts on Facebook and YouTube, among others, to boost these images in the Google rankings, and and inserts false claims of marriage to Karla Homolka's Wikipedia article. Here is a very small sampling of this faggotry:

Oh Internet

May 31 2012 article: a profile attributed to “Luka Rocco Magnotta” on describes Mr. Magnotta as a “Canadian model and bisexual pornstar” who allegedly suffocated two kittens, filmed it, and posted it to YouTube.


—National Post Staff, 12/05/30

An article was made about him March 2011 and a little over a year later, the National Post reported he had registered an account there.

Encyclopedia Dramatica

Magnotta has set up several sockpuppets to edit this very article. At first, he replaced the content with the content of the Jonas Brothers article, and when that didn't work, Magnotta took to adding flattering photographs of himself, and replacing The Truth with shameless self promotion using several socks.

  1. December 2011: Dogooder2, who replaced the content with the Jonas Brothers article. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
  2. February 2012: Hipster5989, who removed lulz, and inserted photos of himself that were Photoshopped to remove the ugly. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
  3. March 2012: Elainiak98, the account that inserted the most shameless self promotion. Using this account, Magnotta bragged about torturing the kittens. What caught the mods' attention was when he compared himself to our Lord and Master, Satan. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

On May 24, 2012, the night the police say Magnotta was carving up his victim, four sockpuppets, probably Magnotta or accomplices, vandalized this article while the mods were asleep:

  1. Snonmgurr - who replaced porn with shopped "model" shots, and removed facts. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
  2. Borderlinelondon - lrn 2 wiki lol (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
  3. Thisissomuchfunlol - The most prolific vandal of the night. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
  4. Icantstoplaughinghaha - Fourth sock that night. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)


Magnotta was desperate for a Wikipedia article. He has created at least three articles on himself at Wikipedia, and fought valiantly when they were put up for deletion. In addition, he has also edited the Wikipedia article on Karla Homolka in order to associate his name with the Canadian serial killer. The vandalism exists has been removed as of this writing.

In addition, he has created an article on himself at Wikipedia at least twice. Here are the AfD discussions:

As recently as March 27, 2011, Magnotta has tried to get his article recreated based on his internet notoriety.

Here are some of Magnotta's Wikipedia socks:



It looks like to me Luka Magnotta is borderline personality disorder with a bit of psyshotic disorder. Both of them are terrified to loose their partners and they are scared to death of being once again abandoned so they will stop at nothing to keep their partner. They cannot handle being alone. Perhaps something tramatic happened in their childhood? Usually its a domineering mother and an absent father.. luka never knew his real father and didnt get along with his mother. all he wanted was love


— Sock account lighttunnell

wow this is pathetic. some ex manager/agent of luka's goes crazy and stalks him, posting lukas photos all over the net and luka is attacked for it?? luka has been raped numerous times, he had a horrible childhood and has moved on with his life and all u sickos believe everything u read and take it as fact?? nothing written about him is fact.. see if you like it if it happens to you. sexual assualt and being stalked is mortifying. my heart is with him. god bless.


— Sock account princessgyasya3

Animal abuse

A Facebook group formed, which was responsible for identifying Magnotta as the previously unknown man in the animal torture videos. The Montreal Police used this information in their subsequent investigation of the snuff video and mailing of body parts.

In December of 2010 a video surfaced on the Internet. In the video a young man put two kittens into an airtight bag and proceeded to attach a vacuum cleaner to the bag. He then sucked the air out of the bag until the kittens died.

Over the following weeks another video and pictures surfaced. In the pictures the perpetrator proceeded to simulate sex acts with the dead kittens.

A Facebook group was set up to identify the person in the videos. Through studying EXIF data found within photographs released on the Internet the group were able to determine that the pictures had been taken with a pink colored Panasonic camera (Serial # S D 0 C A 0 0 4 0 3 4 ).

Further information led to the suspect being named as Luka Rocco Magnotta, formerly known as Eric Clinton Newman.

Luka has lived in the Toronto area along with his family since he was a child. We believe he is still in the Toronto area.

A picture of Luka sitting inside a store was taken with an iPhone camera and posted online. The EXIF data on that picture gave the date it was taken and the GPS coordinates, which indicate he was in Toronto on that day.

Months passed and more and more was learned about Luka.

He was a gay escort and had appeared in adult movies.

He had hundreds of You Tube and social media accounts which he used to promote himself and goad those who were investigating the case.

Then on November 28th 2011 a third video was posted on the Internet. This time the video showed an albino Burmese Python feeding on a cat that the perpetrator had given to it.

Days later a 4th video surfaced. This video showed a cat being taped to a broom handle and drowned in a bath.

In the following weeks new pictures, videos and Facebook groups promoting the videos were found.

That is where the investigation is at now. Your help is needed!

Luka is still on the run. He was last known to be in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

Through his internet messages he has indirectly threatened to kill more animals and even progress to humans.

Your help is needed!

If you have any information about the whereabouts of Luka Magnotta please contact The OSPCA 888-668-7722, The Sun Newspaper UK 020 7782 4104, or The RSPCA - UK 0300 1234 999

There is a reward of over $5000 available for information that results in his conviction for these crimes.

We need your help!

The reason for this faggotry

Magnotta had already been a prostitute, whose services were described as "like having sex with a dead fish"[5]ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive) [6] [7] After he got no repeat business, he tried to make a name for himself in porn. His porn "career" consists of about 20 garden variety videos, which were largely overlooked by the porn community. Magnotta, unaware that Wikipedia is really serious about notability, twice wrote an article on himself, and tried a third time.

The first article was deleted by the bureaucracy on January 26, 2008:

he doesn't seem to be that famous


WPFavicon.png Dasani

Undaunted, Magnotta recreated the article with a different title, and the deletionists at Wikipedia deleted his article on July 22, 2008:

he fails human notability criteria


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After limping through thirteen excruciatingly shitty pornos, the series was cancelled due to a serious case of nobody cares. Magnotta claims he moved to Los Angeles, to further his career in porn, and that his roommate was Timothy Boham, a male prostitute, notable for killing one of his johns. After seeing Boham become famous for killing a man, Magnotta seems to have followed in his footsteps. It is typical of Magnotta that the victim in the snuff flick was sedated or otherwise incapacitated. If the victim were able to fight back, Magnotta would have run from the scene.

Now Magnotta has his Wikipedia article because of the snuff film, and is now in the custody of Montreal Police.



Since Magnopoof failed to get into the porno business and the kitten killing didn't secure him a Wikipedia article, he tried making a living by procuring hot 'n horny bros from da neighbourhood to his Rape Dungeon promising Over 9000 blowjobs, tricking them into inhaling Carbon Monoxide instead of weed, stripping them naked and blindfolding them then lay them on a bed for assumedly some kinky McLovin'. What they fail to realise is that Luka is a sexually deranged moosefucker who'll do pretty much anything to help him crack the fat and have a good pull.

A video surfaced at (DELETED. See 1 lunatic 1 ice pick) that appears to depict Luka stabbing an already-dead corpse with an ice-pick, slicing his legs then decapitating it and severing the limbs.

The film itself starts with a man lying tied on a bed, then cuts to a corpse lying in the same bed. We see a man stabbing the corpse with an ice pick, mutiliating it. The body is sliced and cut for the camera to see. After that he fondles his crotch with the severed arm of the corpse. He then appears to hump the corpse. After this staged necrophilia, he grabs a knife & fork and saws a bit of fatty tissue from the corpse's ass. His knife is hopelessly dull and he appears afraid to actually cut deeply into the flesh. The film does not show him eating this, however we see the fork move up and assumedly into his mouth. After that he cuts up the body some more before sodomizing it with a wine bottle. Then he grabs the arm he used to fondle his balls to rub himself even more. That's right, MOAR.

I'm sure you'd agree after all that a faggot necrophile would be more than content with his work. Clearly not Fagnotta here, the sick cunt. This is why the end of the video has an 80's style photo montage of trophy photographs taken by the sick fuck just in case you missed the rest of the video. Some of these photographs appear to have been taken after the video such as the body parts being washed off in his bath tub and showing off the freshly washed severed head.

1 Lunatic, 1 Ice Pick About missing Pics


This is an abbreviated timeline. For a more complete timeline, see The Ultimate Timeline by Animal Beta Project

Magnotta makes his first few porno clips.


Magnotta is convicted of impersonating the daughter of a Greek businessman, in order to get credit cards in her name.


Magnotta changes his name from Eric Clinton Newman

  • Magnotta auditions for Cover Guy, a reality show to select underwear models. He is told to gain weight and try again, but the show was canceled.
  • Magnotta's first Wikipedia article is created
  • Magnotta tries twice more to get his Wikipedia article

The first of the animal abuse videos is uploaded to YouTube

May 15, 2012

Luka posts a video on YouTube to Hype 1 lunatic 1 icepick [8] ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

May 24, 2012
May 25, 2012
See 1 Lunatic 1 Ice Pick

A video surfaces depicting the dismemberment of Lin Jun.

May 26, 2012

The video is reported to Canadian police, who dismiss it as a fake.

May 29, 2012

A suitcase containing a human torso is found at Magnotta's residence in downtown Montréal, Canada.
Lin Jun is reported missing.

May 30, 2012

A severed foot is received at the Conservative headquarters in Ottawa, Canada. Later a hand is found at a Canada Post warehouse. Luka Magnotta is named as a suspect in all three cases, and a Canada-wide warrant is issued for his arrest. Police say they have found video evidence depicting Magnotta both killing and dismembering his victim on video. This is because Magnotta, unsatisfied with his article being featured on Æ, decided there should be an addendum— as this was the Article of the Now, he decided it would be a good idea to mail the dismembered body parts to various addresses in Ottawa and Vancouver.

June 4, 2012
See also: Vanity search

Magnotta is arrested at an Internet café in Berlin, Germany. He was no doubt revelling in his ill-begotten fame, as he is finally receiving the attention he craved for all these years. The fucktard was arrested while reading a webpage about himself after doing a vanity search.[9] Ironically lulzy.
German police quote Magnotta as saying "Okay, you got me" when they placed him under arrest. Of interest is that this is how Canadians say "I did it for the lulz".

June 5, 2012

More body parts turn up in the mail. This time they are sent to two schools in British Columbia: False Creek Elementary, and St. George's School. Just how these rotting body parts made it through the mail processing centres after other body parts were found last week is unclear.

Similar; only more fuckable.
June 18, 2012

Magnotta is extradited from Germany to stand trial in Canada.
Estimated cost to the Canadian public: $375,000.[10]

Send mail to: Luka Magnotta

Centre de Détention de Rivière-des-Prairies

11900 Avenue Armand Chaput

Montréal QC

H1C 1S7

June 19, 2012

Magnotta appears via video link in a Montréal courtroom and pleads not guilty to all charges.

June 21, 2012

Luka is deemed fit to stand trial without a psychiatric evaluation. This means an insanity plea is pretty much out of the question.
His trial date is scheduled sometime in March 2013.

July 1, 2012

Lin Jun's head is found in a park in Montreal. It takes 3 days for a positive identity to be released to the press.

July 11, 2012

Playboy had a plan [11] ArchiveToday-favicon.pngto "lure" Magnotta out, But didn't do because of Ron Jeremy being a pussy about being a fag and used as bait for animal rights group for some reason.

July 24, 2012

Magnotta turns 30 in prison. Happy birthday motherfucker.

July 27, 2012

Funeral services held for Lin Jun in Montreal

March 11, 2013

Preliminary trial begins in Montreal.

March 19, 2013

Magnotta pretends to faint in the courtroom.

April 29, 2013

Magnotta is indicted on charges of first degree murder, offering indignities to a human body, distributing obscene materials, using the postal service to distribute obscene materials and criminal harassment. The trial date was set to begin September 15, 2014.

November 13, 2013

Magnotta pleads "not guilty" to all five charges he is facing.

September, 2014

Juror selection begins.

September 29, 2014

The trial begins.

December 23, 2014

After eight days of deliberation, the jury finds Magnotta guilty of first-degree murder. He is sentenced to life in prison with no possibility of parole for 25 years.

January 19, 2015

Magnotta files a motion to appeal his sentencing, and is seeking a new trial. Looks like he just wanted to see his name in the news again, as he withdrew his appeal less than a month later.[12]

Anthony Jolin, who married Magnotta in 2017
July 2015

Magnotta is no longer single, after finding what he "was looking for" on a Canadian dating site for inmates. Yes, Canada seriously allows this.

/b/ weighs in on Fagnotta's mental stability

Ode to the Icepick

If you have a nice dick,
And you're into rope play,
I'll take my icepick,
And stab you without delay,

Now shh don't get sick,
In my hands you are clay,
With my prick,
And your ass i will play,

My doggie will eat,
But I will dine first,
On your tasty white meat,
With dedication immersed,

With your severed limb,
I will quench my thirst,
My final whim,
Until my testicles burst.


Magnotta on Naked News

Cover Guy


Surveillance video from the crime scene

The Animal Beta Project

German news footage on the cat killings

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