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Lord Foxworth (powerword: Nicholas Hazelbaker; his other known aliases are WindowsMillenium2000, Nicholas Fedorov, Nicholas Foxworth, Deadhippo, etc) is an obsessive, diagnosed autistic, anime obsessed, Japanophile, old hardware hoarder, animator, and musician who worships Windows Millennium Edition and old-as-mammoth's-shit computers, and is a huge sick fuck obsessed with Shittijou characters. Initially with Mio Naganohara, moving on to Yuuko Aioi next, and later with both Yuuko Aioi and Nano Shinonome, and lastly with a character from a different series - Nagato Yuki-Chan. And not even the good version. He also claims to be "married" to Yuuko, and expresses this by creating 3D animated videos featuring him and Yuuko. He also regularly begs for anime Skype RP with his waifus. After finally moving on from Yuuko and Nano for the most part, he is now obsessed with Nagato Yuki-Chan, also referred to as Yuki Nagato.
Foxworth's love for Nichijou has no bounds. Nicholas shows his obsession for his favorite anime through photoshops, deranged animations and writings about the characters and what he wants to do with them. As of April 2015 Nicholas tends to show an obsession with the anus of Nano Shinonome, which you can read about further within this article. He also claims to be working on a 45 minute long tribute video to Yuuko Aioi.
After being trolled for his obsession when he has his first waifu, Foxworth tried to cover up and downplay his autism by attempting to convince people that he took his actual feelings and interests and blew them out of proportion, trying to hide his sick lust for anime loli. This was proven as false, because being the autist he is, he still could not help himself and is continuing to create cringe-worthy photoshops with him and his anime-waifus.
Obsession with Nichijou
This is the most important thing that needs to be addressed when talking about Foxworth. Foxworth is obsessed with Nichijou, a shitty plot-less anime about girls doing nothing. His obsession with Nichijou is so intense, that he dedicates his entire life to creating content that will "seal his bond" with his waifus. He can be found on DeviantArt and YouTube, and has no brakes when it comes to his obsession.
The longer this goes on, the deeper and darker Foxworth's Nichijou obsession becomes. Despite what he might try to say, his obsession is real and every bit as crazy as he presents it as.
He's a filthy weeaboo
If it hasn't been obvious enough, Foxworth is a crazy weeaboo. He worships Japan, and everything about it. Idolizing the most xenophobic country is only going to steer them away from you, Foxworth. He wants to move to Japan, and when he does, he'll be slapped in the face by wrong expectations.
Pedorov shows a mix of sexual and emotional interest for the characters in Nichijou whether it's by editing in the characters with hoverhand photos of himself, creating horrific crudely-animated 3D shorts about his love for the characters, going on long tl;dr rants about his fantasies, or spamming his love all over his DeviantArt, YouTube, and 8ch board.
His fantasies include forcing Mio to be in 1990's styled infomercials, anal sex with Nano Shinonome, and teaching Yuuko to use Windows Millennium Edition. He has a strange lust for 1990's internet culture and infuses this with his Nichijou-driven autism by using ancient photo editing programs to make his pictures and including at least 30 ancient computers that he owns within the pictures.
Foxworth's awful "art" can be found on his JustinRPG, his long lost father, and shows his love by photoshopping himself with his fictional girlfriends that he can't seem to realize aren't real. The photos started out with just him and his waifu together, but as time went on, the content took a weirder turn.. He apparently has perfect Photoshop skills that strongly resemble those of
Driven by sick lust for an underage animu lolis, he created a board /chuckecheese/ originally on 8ch.net, but later moved to a domain owned by a friend of his and him at 2hu.eu where he spreads his hideous faggotry about his current waifu, whoever she is. The board is crammed with shitposters that spam paint-drawn pics with Mio and Yuuko to satisfy his spanless fap fantasies. The board was originally held on 8ch.net, but was later moved to it's own domain. The switch was announced by him on YouTube, Twitter, and devaintART on 5/14/15.
Foxworth had owned a YouTube channel filled with extremely shitty animations mainly in 3D with the exception of several 2D animated videos copying other users he later despised for being more popular than him on the website. The videos resemble extremely deranged early 1990's educational programming and are incredibly dull. They are usually based around his own characters, sometimes featuring kawaii (at least, he thinks so) animu girls. As far as the characters themselves go, the most honorable mention would be Mr. Computer, a generic talking anthropomorphic CRT computer monitor with bulging eyes and bright red lips as if he were a nigger, and was Foxworth's mascot and representation. Mr. Computer's first appearance was in a video titled "Do you want to buy a new computer" and became a main character in Foxworth's running series Franklin and Beyond. The "series" was inevitably scrapped and forgotten. Foxworth shows his artistic representation and love for his creation through drawings and animations featuring the nightmarish CRT monitor-headed creature. The channel also had another failed video series called Eggplant Edwardson, which only had one episode before it was scrapped.
Foxworth's first waifu was Mio Naganohara. Here are a few of the pictures he has created in dedication to her. Foxworth later gave up Mio for Yuuko and Nano, and even later gave up both Yuuko and Nano for Yuki Nagato. And we're talking about the one from the newest Haruhi spinoff, Nagato Yuki-Chan no Shoushitsu, not even the good Yuki.
More examples of the Mio-sickfuckery can be viewed here:
- 8chan threads: ,
- DeviantART: , ,
Discovery by 4Chan
After Foxworth posted his horrifying pictures to DeviantArt, anons from 4chan's /b/ board quickly caught on. On January 21st, 2015 4chan's administrator Christopher "Moot" Poole declared that he was retiring from 4chan for good. 4Chan needed a new administrator, so what did they do? The anons came across the brilliant idea to attempt to throw Foxworth into office. For about a week, the anons would shitpost edited pictures of Foxworth's own photoshops that included Mio at the time. The anons mindlessly shitposted their edited Foxworth photos claiming to give 4chan a green on green color scheme.
To this day, most cringe threads include at least 10 pictures from Foxworth's deviantart and have caught on as a cringe meme. The pictures have also spread to reddit's /r/cringeanarchy, /r/justneckbeardthings, /r/weeabootales, and many other subreddits. The photos often cause massive shitstorms over whether or not the pictures are from today, from the early 2000's, or are old and have been edited to look like cringe photos. These are all assumptions based on people who aren't aware of just who Foxworth is and how he intentionally makes his photos look like they were taken in the early 2000s.
Attempt to Deflect Trolls
Last Thursday, after reading this very article, Cocksworth got butthurt and went on a bullshit long rant trying to convince people that he took his actual interests and feelings and blew them out of proportion to simulate cringe. This was an extremely poor attempt at deflecting people's interest in his delusions. This was later confirmed by him in a . In the first announcement, he goes into full detail about how he actually does have delusional relationships with fictional characters that he can't realize aren't real and calls himself a self admitted weeaboo. He claimed to be a totally sane weeaboo geek, who exaggerated his interests and feelings to get some laughs with friends (which is clearly untrue, because Foxworth has no friends). He also said that Mio, the loli he was badly desperate for, was too gay for him, and he replaced her with Yuuko. If he would have quit posting cringy pics/videos after making the first announcement, it might have actually worked.
This was removed two days prior to its release. After it's removal, he assumed that people would simply leave him alone if he said some of this was a joke. Being naive as fuck, he continued posting cringy pics and videos about his obsession, giving away that this announcement was nothing but a big pile of bullshit he pulled out of his ass to save face.
After this, he shortly deleted his DeviantArt account and all threads from /chuckecheese/, destroying over two months of his autism. The account was later reactivated and devoted to his "new waifu", Yuuko as was the same for /chuckecheese/.
He also appeared in a Kiwifar.ms thread dedicated to him, still trying to hide his obsession. He fails though, because despite making these announcements he still can't seem to keep himself away from making terrible photoshops and continuing to express his unhealthy love for his anime babes. Here are the other poor deflection attempts. Again, this might have actually worked if he were to stop posting new obsession content, giving himself away as fucking insane
Later he deleted these posts. Even after attempting to play the "it's kind of satire don't troll me anymore" card, everybody knows that his sick obsession with the Nichijou anime is genuine and he really does masturbate to Nichijou daily.
Yuuko Era / Reboot
Yuuko Aioi was Foxworth's second waifu. He later gave up Yuuko for Nagato Yuki-Chan.
After proclaiming his master troll plan of seting up Mio as his waifu when it was actually Yuuko, Foxworth restored his account. He has simply replaced Mio with Yuuko in his avatars, shoops and tldr shitposts, and has completely replaced many of his waifu photoshops with newer ones that include his "real" waifu Yuuko, and now he's forcing Nano into his anime sex life. Nobody cares what cheap hentai slut he's fapping to. The Yuuko era is where the obsession took it's most intense form, spawning many more photos, 3D animated videos, and an upcoming 45 minute long documentary he's making about his love for Yuuko.
—Lord Fucksforth himself
This theory tells that Foxworth is TRUE AND HONEST about his love and has been confirmed by most of the internet after deep analysis as not a troll in the least, but rather a misguided autistic who tried to abort his actions after realizing the intensity of his own autism by trying to pass himself as a troll after being trolled himself. Nonetheless, after returning he seems not to give a fuck about people trolling him today. If you dissect the announcement itself, you'll see that he never calls himself a troll or a fake and says multiple times that the feelings he expressed are real and that he really does have fictional girlfriends, just not the extent that he presented them as. Exaggerated or not, he still does show an obsession for anime girls that needs to be addressed which also explains why he returned, still making cringy photoshops to this day. This theory has been thickened with . This would explain why he kept making cringy shit after playing the "oh it's just kinda satire" card, still begs for waifu Skype RP, and has put so much effort and spent such a large amount of time from his life into the shit he has made and put on the internet. He is batshit insane.
Pedorov's Marriage to Yuuko
Above is possibly the creepiest thing Foxworth has made in his spare time. The above video is an animated wedding that he created, where his character Mr. Computer marries both a crudely-modeled version of himself and a crudely-modeled Yuuko. Notice the cold stare the models have as he shouts "You are mine. Forever, and forever, and forever."
Later, the honeymoon was released as well
This one is almost as creepy as the original. It is even more odd that he chose a desert to drive them through, rather than a dinner, or the beach, or somewhere actually nice and worth going to.
Fascination with Nano's Asshole
It seems that our lovely Nicholas has acquired a new fetish as of April 2015. He seems to have a fascination with putting his dick inside the asshole of Nano Shinonome, one of his many Nichijou waifus. As more on this fascination comes up, I will continue to update this section because it's too good to pass by.
Being a robot, does Nano even fucking have an asshole? He seems to want to humiliate and dominate his extremely advanced fleshlight Nano.
He has also seems to have found a Nano Shinonome Skype roleplayer to fulfill his sexual needs:
Nagato Yuki-Chan Era
FOXWORTH HAS FINALLY DIVORCED YUUKO FOR THE WORST VERSION OF YUKI NAGATO!
It seems as of August 2015 Foxworth has finally changed waifus again. This time, not a character from Nichijou, but the version of Yuki Nagato from the newest Haruhi spinoff, Nagato Yuki-Chan no Shoushitsu. As you can expect, he has done nothing more than replace Yuuko with Yuki in his photoshops, cram his whole board full of Yuki posts and pictures, and change the photo to every account he has to Nagato now.
Foxworth has completely ditched Yuuko and is now focusing on creating content for Yuki.
Since Foxworth's newest devotion to Yuki Nagato is so recent, I will continue to update this section as he releases things about Yuki.
In 2016, a YouTuber by the name of Chadtronic had stumbled across one of Foxworth's videos. Amazed by how shitty it was, he made a ten and half minute long video on him and sent a million fans over to his YouTube account.
For a while, Foxworth had simply ignored them and ended up making several friendships with other JewTubers, collaborating with them on a channel called the "Grand Channel". About a half-year after the channel was created, Foxworth decided to kill it off because he was jealous of other creators getting more attention than him and the fanbase he had gained gave him constant tard spasms, causing him to completely lose his shit and delete all of the videos uploaded onto it.
A couple of months had passed, and Foxworth came back solely to scare his audience off, and attempted to spread RATware to his twelve year old fans on the account, but some moralfag flagged the channel and his cocks got banned.
Foxworth distributed RATware to fans of his several more times via Discord. He usually sends the same type of virus (always in the form of an exe/batch file), and will try any tactic to spread his vile filth on your computer.
Foxworth has called himself an "anime fetishist" on many accounts. He loves hentai, and isn't afraid to say it. He also seems to enjoy straight anal sex with anime girls.
He says that his relationship with Yuuko is not mainly sexual, but that he has an emotional bond with Yuuko.
Foxworth also has a thing for traps, confirming that he is in fact gay. This shocking detail was revealed over Skype by Foxworth himself, while talking to someone he believed was looking to roleplay with him.
Presumably a few months later, Foxworth started to take his homosexuality to the next level by posting pictures of his thighs and feet, and even a couple of n00dz to some of his Skype buddies.
The Tranny Era
On November of 2016, Foxworth officially came out as a trap on his public Twitter page. After this event, he then proceeded to beg his fans for money so he could buy women's clothing on Ebay the weeks that followed.
His fanbase was composed mostly of 12-year-olds, orbiters, weeaboos and other types of degenerates. It's been rumored Foxworth had sent RATs and other types of viruses to his fans, but it's not been confirmed (yet).
Not only was he posting this garbage on Twitter, but posting on several 4chan boards, uploading pictures of his fat thighs in his unkempt room.
Confirmed for Crazy
On the 21st of June 2015, Nicholas made a immune to trolls and claims that he has strengthened as a person. Since trying to pass himself off as satire didn't work, his new attempt to deflect trolls is simply by telling himself that he's immune to them. I guess he realized that posting more content after the first announcement gave him away as fucking crazy, so he decided to go and say it himself. This was probably a mistake, because calling yourself "immune" to trolls is only going to bring in twice as many.cancelling out the one where he tried to make people think he was "50% satire". He claims to be
Way before he wrote this, the community already assumed this was coming. It was obvious as fuck too.
Foxworth unboxes figures of his animu waifus
Authenticity of Nicholas "Foxworth" Fedorov
Since his discovery, there has been much debate about the authenticity of Foxworth. The community has created several diverse theories to explain his oddness.
This theory is based on Foxworth's announcement that he exaggerated his feelings and interests and the whole thing is a hoax. Some argue that he tried to cover his tracks by deleting all his posts related to his recent coming out from a troll closet (e.g. he deleted Kiwifar.ms). It has been said that Foxworth's obsession drove him to use the Internet as a launching pad to let the entire internet know about his love. The following quote shows that he is aware of what people think of his content, and is okay with that because it will let more people know about his lust for loli. Even if true, he's still a crazy fucking weeaboo.and his own posts on the
- MadThad0890 - Foxworth's future
- Charles Manson - What Foxworth wants to be
- Of course, That Other Lolcow
- Foxworth's active accounts
- Another collaboration channel that will be deleted once people start watching the videos uploaded onto it
- Baleeted/inactive accounts
- - Fucksworth's original DA
- - His short-lived account for Yuuko-faggotry
- His second failed attempt to make a new account -
- - Another account that inevitably gets deleted
- Lord Foxworth YouTube account
- The "Grand Channel"
- Grand Channel Japan
- Grand Channel Streams
- His Kiwifar.ms account
- His second Kiwifar.ms account
- Foxworth proving he is in fact a fag on 4chan
- Promoting a Discord server
- "Shows off" his disgusting feet
- "You're just salty you never got to wear these cute socks"
- "What do you have against feet and socks?"
- Foxworth's technique
- Kiwifar.ms thread on Foxworth
- Lolcow.wiki article
- /cow/ thread
- Tumblrtards laugh at Foxworth
- Foxworth Syndrome Awareness
- Foxworth discusses an anime, as if it matters at all
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