Laura Talbot is a stupid, annoying camwhore, and ex-girlfriend of a butthurt gaiafag. After dumping her basement dweller boyfriend, the newfag decided to try and enlist Anonymous as his personal army and, for some reason, the faggots at britchan said yes. When there were too many people flooding her by phone, e-mail, and post, she got sick of it and declared war on Anonymous.
Laura likes to take FGAS pictures of herself, TRYING to make herself INCREDIBLY AMAGAD HOT. She also enjoys threesomes, occasionally faps to animal porn and likes to get off on webcam for ABSOLUTELY ANYONE.
— Laura Talbot's profile on alt
Personal Army Britchan
The lonely emo-kid ex-boyfriend made what is normally a fatal mistake for newfags, and asked Anonymous to be his personal army. He posted naked photographs, videos, and personal details of Laura Talbot on Britchan.
Britchan, being full of frustrated anti-enturbfags leapt at the chance to piss someone off.
On Thurs, April 24th 2008, Britchan had the plug pulled by the hosting company (LOL @ British free speech) at exactly the same time a mini-raid against Laura was proceeding, leading some survivors of the explosion to speculate that a particularly fail moralfag reported the site because of this exact lulz.
If this is true then it won't be long before the ex-boyfriend sees the inside of the partyvan.
Laura's Mother is Batshit Insane
Mrs Talbot is somewhat deluded. When a startled Anonymous reacted sanely to the discovery that his new girlfriend was a whore and got the fuck out, Mrs Talbot proceeded to follow her slut daughter's example and bombard his telephone with endless aggressive messages.
Anonymous then proceeded to play these mad beats at full volume while driving up and down in front of Laura's house.
— Thin-blood moralfag on Britchan, addressing Laura's Anonymous ex
— Anonymous ex is a real man, moralfag.
Laura on Film
— Anonymous likes to watch.
- Unsurprisingly, this repulsively fat whore has strained several mobile-phone cameras with her futile attempts at being wanted by anyone at all.
- Surprisingly, some of the results are almost fappable when edited together. With the cellulite cropped. And the spot scars. And If you squint.
Laura Cancels Her Mobile Telephone
Mid afternoon on the third day of mini-raids, Laura Talbot cancelled her mobile telephone number. Apparently, ringing someone obsessively, over and over and over again isn't so attractive when you are on the receiving end of it.
Who would have thought?
Enlisting The Help of the General Public
Local cake shops, post offices, libraries, colleges, train stations and hospitals all gave up generous display space for missing person posters, for free, and every concerned member of the general public was directed to call Laura's house phone with any sightings of her.
The two great British traditions of "being nosy" and "staring at young girls" thus combined, the landline became constantly engaged every time Laura stepped outside of her own house.
Sadly, the number was deactivated very soon after the first posters went up.
- "Do you think that most men are just plain shit..?"
- "Do you find yourself slagging off men at every given opportunity..?"
- "Are you FED UP of guys thinking they can have a piece and then fuck right off..?!?!"
- "Well now you don't have to put up with it anymore! Join the club to slag off men all you like!"
- Laura's first porno flick , AVI & WMV.
- 1st 3GP porn clip sauce
- 2nd 3GP porn clip sauce
- 3rd 3GP porn clip sauce
- Laura's mother practices the fine British traditions of "having a clue", and "being diplomatic", mixed with lame Essex electronica.
- An exciting game of You Fap, You Lose, nightmare level: Mrs Talbot ranting over a reel of her slut daughter sucking cock, AVI & WMV.
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