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iRONAS is an internet tough guy, emotard, gaiafag, sick fuck and all around lulzcow who made it his life duty to "protect" all the weeaboos and furfags on DeviantART from all of teh evil channers after witnessing a picture of a dead fetus on neopets. When he's not screaming out the semen in his lungs to the tune of "MODZ HALP!!!1", he writes and draws shitty manga-styled sci-fi comics -- all of which he believes will one day come true. Srsly.
Tough Guy Methods
These are just some of the unintentionally hilarious tactics he uses on trolls:
1. Various scare tactics:
- Tells them to "come closer" (most likely to assrape them like the faggot he is), then proceeds to unleash a literal smack-down that anyone with Asperger's would be proud of.
- Threatens them with pennies.
- Informs them that something bad (but completely unrelated to their trolling) is going to happen to them in the future if they don't stop the lulz.
- Asks how would they like it if he showed their imaginary son pictures of his inflamed anus.
- Tells them that aliens from his gay webcomic will eat their brains (and actually fucking habeebs it).
2. Proclaims his immunity to trolling during his attempts to dissuade further e-attacks (yet he hides every comment that offends him on his DevianTART page, and cries every time lulz is made from him).
3. Recites his sob story on how the internets raeped his poor mind, and how he had to go into therapy (because he's a little bitch). This tactic is used in an attempt to cause the troll to commit suicide from Troll's Remorse after badgering this utterly pathetic faggot.
4. BAWWWWWWWWWW's to the mods until they give in and delete the offending accounts (which actually doesn't do shit, since trolls will just make moar)
IRL Tough Guy
iRONAS may yell directly in your face and won't care if you cry!
Mere mortals risk spontaneous combustion upon witnessing his "FURY!11" first hand, so here is a demonstration of his almighty power to be viewed from the safety of your monitor without fear of harmful repercussions. (But don't sit too close to the screen -- even in text, his wrath may still be too much for your mind to cope with):
—iRONAS, on being a tough guy
If you ever happen to encounter this specimen of destruction, just remember one thing: around ASS, never relax!
Like all DeviantARTs, only the worst fetishes possible can get iRONAS hard. His Achilles Heel? Macrophilia, and voraphilia. And if it couldn't get any worse then that, he only likes to fantasize about being eaten by and/or inserted into toddlers (with a preference for incest).
Not only does he like to fap in the dark to this shit, but he likes to use his mind to vomit forth interactive stories of his deep-seated fantasies of being farted on by 90-foot tall 5-year-old onto the internet (under the guise of Bozohobo).
Although we present to you only a few of his "works", it is not difficult to find these literary masterpieces; a dive into the cesspool known as writing.com may be able unearth some lulz (caution: prolonged exposure to the site
may will kill your sex drive permanently).
Of course, no one would have known all this if he wasn't such an attention whore, screaming to the intarwebs that he's "faggy and proud"; to be such a complete and utter subhuman. So if you ever see him, be sure to thank him for all the lulz he has provided you with.
EYE AIDS INFECTION IMMINENT!
Songs of Innocence and Experience
Around the time of his account switching, iRONAS admitted to the inappropriate touching of his cousin...
—iRONAS - On being a "self reformed pedophile"
I HERD U LIEK XENU
iRONAS, like Ron Hubbard, has rewritten history -- even the future. But unlike Hubbard, he actually believes in the bullshit he spouts off about (and doesn't even make an attempt to scam gullible idiots out of their Jew golds).
believes KNOWS that in the year 2021, his "studio" releases a tool that will show the world how to create worlds (preferably one inhabited by horny giant 6 year olds), and that in the year 3047 A.C.(After Crisis) a race of furry aliens called the "Seraphanta" will invade earth and forcibly yiff all of it's inhabitants into submission with the flagships that he has constructed himself (yet look oddly like the spaceships used by the Zentradi race from the weeaboo anime "Macross").
Yup, you read it right. iRONASS has singlehandedly made first contact with intelligent, intergalactic life forms, and is such a fine specimen of human genius that they have commissioned him to build them the means to travel to our planet. How they'll receive these transports, and why they didn't just make them themselves in the first place; only iRONAS knows for sure.
This leads to only raise moar questions, such as: "Why the fuck is he free to walk the streets?" (I meant that figuratively, since he never leaves his basement) Or: "If he's such a technological genius, why didn't he build himself a sex life yet?"
To find out the answer to these questions and more, we're just going to have to wait until the year 2021: the year he shows us all that we were stupid to laugh and doubt his outstanding abilities. That is, if he doesn't become an hero/die of AIDS by then.
—iRONASS, who really "cares" about children a bit too much, I think.
—iRONASS, who thinks Will Smith sucks.
—iRONASS HAET AMERIKKA!!11
—iRONASS, who has spaceships to build and planet generators to construct first. Then it's on to the "/b/-Away". Also note that the dreaded device is pronounced "Be sad!", proving iRONASS as an emo cunt once again.
—iRONASS, who- wait, $kids?
Lulzy Journal Entries
The following journal entry from his DA page is indeed incredibly lulzy. Not only does he attempt to be smart and smug, but he mentions planning to bankrupt moot, Aubrey Cottle, and the 7chan admins. How he will achieve this, noone knows. iRONAS totally knows how the economy works. If you say otherwise, you shall feel his wrath!
—iRONAS, doing it wrong. Who does something OVER 9000 times, amirite?
He also mentions it in his Gaia journal:
—iRONASS, private detective
Little does ASS know is that /b/ is made up of thousands of people, lol.
Reaction to This Article
Returning home, exhausted from the many sexual adventures (see: "un"deserved anal rape) he's had with children in the past few days while on vacation in Neverland Ranch; iRONASS has "stumbled" across this article.
Panicking at the fact that now anyone can witness what a faggot he's made out of himself over the years, and fearing the possibility of losing the only minuscule of respect he has ever gained in his sad life; he's now made a last ditch effort in trying to justify why he is such a failure on his DevianTART page. Of course like anything iRONAS does, there is much lulz to be gained!
The voices in his head even went as far as to tell him to create an ED account (which is here BTW; plz send him a warm welcome) for the purpose of copypasting his entire journal entry in this very article (and being the comedic genius he is, titled it "And Now a word from our sponsors"):
UPDATE: His new reaction is as follows:
A Lolcow Less?
Some time last Thursday, iRONAS was reading his ED article, and when confronted with the evidence of his own faggotry, he saw the light and took matters into his own hands. He posted a journal about his reformation (the whole thing can be found here) which, in typical iRONASS fashion, reads like a train wreck. Hidden in the walls of text and constant typos, however, are some lulzy insights such as...
—iRONAS - on his role model
Afterwards, he pulled a Snapesnogger and switched accounts.
Attempts to find this new account have been nonexistent as of yet.
iRONASSworks Now including pictures of iRONASS!
- His Email Send something to cheer him up.
- Article about his shitty webcomic/website
- Atomic Studios Forum Drop by and say hello to iRONASS.
- Lulzy DA journal entry
- One of his partners in faggotry
His Webcomic SiteDEAD DUE TO EXTREME EXCESS OF FAGGOTRY
- His Gaia profile
- One of iRONASS's favorite interactive stories
- Another of iRONASS's Favorite interactives
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