Hack is Wack!

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Last Thursday brother Snoop Dogg aka Snitch Bitch needed some money to get cornbread and fried chicken so he rolled up into symantec and started rapping about how hackers can turn your computer into a bomb, offering the undying rewards of fame and glory to anyone who does the same. Apart from being motivated by hookers and blow, it seems that he thought earlier rap on the topic of tech, like "Don't Copy That Floppy", was serious rather than actually being a Slim Shady deal. 'Snoopy' believes he is a certified gansta with many credentials to rap about anything and everything, sadly it will just get him more whores and milkshakes anyways. Rumor has it that a brief stint in folk music is next in Snoop Doggs busy schedule, although secrecy is the name of the game, hence the clever disguise.



   
 
Commo mang u no when my team come @ u we gon getchu lols
 

 
 

—Snoop Dogg, asking for it

This is indeed a textbook example of nigras trying to be white and sure enough has prompted a shitstorm of fail internet tough guys, not excluding wiggers and azns, following their dreams of getting discovered by a big time rap label and retiring early as a rich and beautiful somebody with unlimited disposable income. All videos need to be ripped and stored away in a time capsule so that future generations will know what prompted the coming apocalypse. There also should be a rule against being half naked in the competition, though the lack of such rules leads some to believe that Snoop Dogg may be in the closet.

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Pro Con
Symantec is wasting money on You Symantec is propagating Shit
Symantec approves of objectifying Wimmins Symantec does not outwardly approve of objectifying women
Symantec is pro Weed Symantec does not share their weed

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