Graykat

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Gulag King



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so you can't say anything bad! :-(


Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
What a sperg looks like.

Graykat is the online handle of an autistic 35-year-old manchild from New Zealand who wandered into Encyclopædia Dramatica's Discord server sometime last thursday and quickly proved himself to be a massive lolcow. When not screaming in ALL CAPS about NIGGERS on ED Pisscord, Gaykat can typically be found playing Genshin Impact or CS:GO - the latter of which he has invested a whopping 3,481 hours of his miserable and worthless life into.

Gaykat thinks he was hacked by shoe

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Early Life

Graykats dick, which looks like a vagina with a swollen clit

Graykat's real first name is Ben. Ben's last name is currently unknown, so it is safe to assume his parents never gave him a last name out of embarrassment over his micropenis. When Graykat fell out of the womb and onto his head during a haka dance his infant body was trampled upon forever stunting his penis to the size of a newborn's.

Career

At the time of writing this, Ben is a 35 year old man living in New Zealand on his parents farm, his hobbies include Hentai, Genshin Impact, CS:GO, leeching off his parents, being a virgin, surprisingly has never been in an institution, never made it passed the 10th grade, and sits on discord all day spamming to be let out of the gulag. The gulag is where the people too autistic for discord go when they've been bad boys and need a time out.Ben is a non conformist and a punk like G.G. Allin, he does not play by the rules and is an inspiration to us all, be like Ben, fight the power, viva la resistance. But please look into getting a penile implant.


Murder Confession

The NIGGER BABY that Graykat murdered.
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Current History

Ben can still be found in the gulag to this very day, spamming messages non stop such as


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ILL FUCKING KILL YOU NIGGER ILL BLAST YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A SHOTGUN ELECTROCUTE YOUR BODY WITH 10000000000000 VOLTS UNTIL IT BURNS TO A CRISP THEN COME TO HELL TO EXECUTE YOU IN THE MOST HORRIFIC EXCRUCIATING TORTURE METHODS 10000000 TIMES OVER AND OVER CUNT ILL FUCKING FORCE FEED YOU UNTIL YOUR STOMACH EXPLODES ILL STRANGLE YOU TO DEATH WITH ELECTRIFIED BARBED WIRE YOULL FEEL IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN FOREVER STOP FUCKING PINGING HOLY SHIT ILL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE YOULL WISH YOU NEVER EXISTED IN TH UNIVERSE NOT EVEN A TRACE ILLL ERASE YOU FROM ALL HISTORY NOONELL REMEMBER YOU NOT EVEN GOD NOT EVEN SATAN UR THE POO OF SATAN FUCKING DIE DIE IN HELL I FUCKINGHATE YOU SOO MUCH I HATE YOU DIE I FUCKING HATE YOU CUNT
 

 

—Graykat

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STOP FUCKING GULAGGING ME NIGGERCUNT UR A SUBHUMAN FUCKING JIGGERBOO FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING HAZBIN HOTELAPENIGGER U LOOK LIKE THE MOST UNEVOLVED FAT LIPPED APEMONKEY IN EXISTENCE ILL FUCKING KILL YOU VILE NIGGER YOU TRULY ARE THE DUMBEST WORST FUCKING NIGGER OF ALL TIME EVERY SINGLE NIGGER IN THE UNIVERSE IS 1000X MORE INTELLIGENT THAN YOU UR A DISGRACE EVEN TO NIGGERS FUCKING DISCORD ADMIN ABUSING NIGGERFAGGOT A DISGRACE TO EVERY NIGGER IN THE UNIVERSE FUCKING MONKEY ZIGABOO CHICKEN CHEWING FUCKING KFC EATING NIGGER THROWING SHIT AT THE WALLS DUMB FUCKING NIGGER UR THE DUMBEST NIGGER OF ALL TIME!! TRULY!! THE FUCKING ZOO MADE AN ENCLOSURE FOR U!! NIGGERONINTERNET THE DUMBEST MOST UNEVOLVED BRAINDEAD NIGGER CREATURE OF ALL TIME LOOK AT IT ITS SUCH A FUCKING NIGGER JUST LOOK AT IT HOW INCREDIBLY UNEVOLVED AND BRAINDEAD IT IS NOT EVEN ABLE TO COMPREHEND WHAT ITS DOING IT JUST SMACKS ITS HANDS ON THE FLOOR AND HITS ROCKS TOGETHER WHILE SCREECHING AND THROWING SHIT AROUND THE WALLS OF ITS ENCLOSURE!! EVERYONE GOES TO UR ENCLOSURE WITH THEIR CHILDREN AND FAMILIES AND FRIENDS TO POINT LAUGH AND MARVEL AT HOW MUCH OF AN INCREDIBLY UNINTELLIGENT NIGGER CREATURE YOU REALLY ARE THE DUMBEST MOST UNEVOLVED ANCIENT PRIMORDIAL NIGGER IN THE UNIVERSE ITS A WONDER OF THE WORLD HOW A CREATURE CAN BE SO INCREDIBLY FUCKING DUMB USELESS AND UNEVOLVED!! YOU DONT DESERVE TO LIVE NIGGER ILL FUCKING KILL UR NIGGER FAMILY ILL FUCKING SLICE YOUR BODY INTO A MILLION PIECES THROW YOU IN A BODY BAG IN MY TRASH CAN FUCKING FAGGOT NOONELL EVEN CARE UR FUCKING DEAD UR NIGGER FAMILY WILL THANK ME FOR ENDING YOUR PATHETIC EXISTENCE ON THIS GODFORSAKEN NIGGER INFESTED PLANET YOU FUCKING NIGGER FUCKING DIE NIGGER ILL KILL YOU NIGGER EVERYONE CELEBRATE GIRLONINTERNET THE NIGGER IS DEAD!!!!! YAY!!! PARTY THE UGLY NIGGER IS DEAD!!!! FUCK YOU FUCKING NIGGERBITCH THE NIGGER FUCKING DIE BURN IN HELL FUCKING NIGGER NOONE LIKES YOU NIGGER EVERYONE FUCKING HATES YOU FUCKING NIGGER ONINTERNET MONKEY NIGGER DIE!'
 

 

 
 
SHUT THE FUCK UP FUCKING NIGGER ILL KILL YOUR FAMILY NIGGER ILL SLIT YOUR NIGGER THAORT FUCKING HANG YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY PATHETIC FUCKING GAY NIGGERFAGGOT ILL FUCKING BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOU SLEEP SNAP YOUR NIGGER NECK YOULL BE PARALYSED FOR THE REST OF YOUR PATHETIC WORTHLESS NEGRO LIFE FUCKING NIGGERCOON ILL BURN YOU ILL FUCKING STAB YOU IN THE HEAD CUNT ILL RUN YOU OVER WITH A 10 TON TRUCK OVER AND OVER AGAIN 100 TIMES NIGGER YOUR ORGANSLL POP OUT YOUR ORFICES AT HIGH VELOCITY FUCKING NIGGER ILL KILL YOU ILL FUCKING KILL YOU ILL END YOUR LIFE
 

 

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Graykats fate

Some say Ben is an apparition sent by the chaos god of change, Tzeentch, as his scion brought here to bring havoc to us lowly mortals, or hes just an autistic shame fag with the penis the size of a tic tac, either way let this article be a reminder of the man, myth, and legend known as Graykat.




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