Giant dildo of death

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Also known as "King Dong". What all pig bottoms fantasize about. WARNING: Use may result in some after effects.

Giant Dildos of Death were in fact invented by the Catholic church to convert Jews and Protestants to Catholicism because as we all know Jews and Protestants love getting rear ended by Catholic nuns with huge phallic shaped objects.

The Giant Dildo of Death - Furry Edition

When it comes to buttsecks, it was bound to happen sooner or later...


Length: 24 Inches

Width: 5 inches

Cost: $120. Natural colouring costs $25 extra. There are some people out there willing to pay such a price.

It's a Zeta Toy named Thor.

Feel free to ask about THOR at #zetacreations, provided you don't mind the gline for "trolling".

The Giant Dildo of Death - Libertarian Edition

For when standard Giant Dildos of Death don't have quite enough death. Also makes the Giant Dildo of Death simultaneously offensive and desirable to a wider audience.

Now THAT'S what I call a shotgun.

The Giant Dildo Of Death - Hentai Edition

The below image is what usually happens when a naked animu slut gets her hands on a GDOD and uses it as a bludgeon instead of on her vaj:

Giant Dildo Of Death Hentai Edition.jpg

You can only imagine how fucking hilarious the cause of death is gonna look like on the coroner's report of the faggot she kills with that thing.

The Giant Dildo of Death - Other Editions


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