Gay rape is a stimulating hobby that faggot shit-stabbers enjoy. The 3 rules of this popular and lighthearted game are very simple, they are:
- The person committing rape must be gay.
- The person being raped must be straight.
- The person being raped must have no prior knowledge of the fact that they are going to get raped.
Gay rape was invented in 1782 by bored gay people in the back streets of London, England, and soon spread across the whole of Europe and then Murka. It was estimated in a 2011 watchdog report that as of November 2010 93.5% of all males on the planet have been raped by a gay. Judging by this data they say that if you are male and you haven't been raped by a gay faggot yet you almost definitely will be in the next two weeks. There are no statistics for female gay rape as all woman love having sex with each other all of the time and thus they break the 2nd and 3rd rules of gay rape.
Here is a popular site for people who practice Gay Rape: http://www.straighthell.net/?nats=NjkyOjM6Mg,0,0,0,0
Famous Gay Rapists
There are many famous gay rapists. The fact-based documentary South Park recently exposed George Lucas and Stephen Spielberg as gay rapists, repeatedly raping Harrison Ford in his role as Indiana Jones.
See the evidence on Youtube
Other famous gay rapists include:
- Purple Acky Akinwale Arobieke
- Bill Gates
- Simon Cowell
- Gordon Ramsay
- Your Dad
- Your Uncle
- Mr. T
- WWE wrestlers
- Michael Heseltine
- Sean Connery
- All people in prison (especially when showering).
- The Zionist and partialy blacky president of Murka Obama Bin Laden
- All ex-Presidents of America
- The Pope
- The majority of black men
- All policemen
- All people in the army
- Celebrities from Murka
—Richard Nixon expressing his views on the need for Gay Rape
Head of the notoriously satanic, child murdering, Windsor Family, the queen of England is a tremendous gay rape enthusiast and facilitator and it has often been recorded by house maids and other reliable sources at Buckingham Palace that the Queen enjoys setting up gay rape scenarios with her husband Prince Phillip and watching it. It is said that she grins manically while smoking a cigar and sniffing her fingers, whispering quietly to herself “there’s a good little girl, shhhh, there’s a girl.
It is said by the same sources that tension arouse when her first born son the Prince of Wales refused to rape the Beatles in 1965 when they came to the palace to receive their MBE’s. The Queen is said to have beaten the Prince of Wales to a pulp over the incident. One source from the Palace quoted the Queen as having said "It’s not that Charles doesn’t want to, he does, he just can’t invoke the fear and physical dominance necessary to make a grown man cry and in my book if there aren’t tears then it’s just love making"
—British Magician Paul Daniels before raping a subordinate
—Mr. T after being raped by Gay spokesman Hulk Hogan
—Prince Philip praising Asian gay rape tollerance
—Ex President Jimmy Carter
—Strong Man Geoff Capes at the 1981 strongest man competition.
The seal of approval
After being raped the victim is branded by the rapist with a red hot iron, a permanent burn mark is there forever as proof of the gay rape incident. Gay rapists take pride in their 'symbols'.
GAY RAPE FACT: If you ever meet anybody with any form of skin branding be sure that they have been raped by a gay.
It is advised by all medical establishments that people wishing to avoid gay rape should endeavor to have themselves branded in this fashion and pretend that they were raped already. Then if somebody tries to rape you you can laugh and tell the 'would be' rapist that you have already been buggered senseless by somebody else. However it is only polite in Gay Rape circles that the failed victim then rape the 'would be' rapist in the mouth.
Some faggots resist being branded so that they can be raped multiple times.
Goatse and AIDS
It is illegal in the British Isles and most of Europe to attempt gay rape if you are not actually gay. The punishment for attempting gay rape or actually succeeding at gay rape in the poo pipe of a man if you are straight is to be hobbled. The hobbled criminal is then fed to pigs. This isn’t the case in Murka where it is assumed by all Murkans that all men are gay anyway.
Where it happens
The relaxing and enjoyable game of Gay Rape is very popular amongst criminals in prison. It has come into common usage to refer to rape of inmates by other inmates, and less commonly to the rape of inmates by staff, or the rape of staff by inmates. Rape of corrections officers by inmates almost exclusively occur in the shower rooms. Rape committed in prison is thought to be more about practicing the art of Gay Rape for when the criminal returns to society. The experience of rape almost always is reported to hurt the hole found inbetween the buttocks that is more commonly known as the ass hole or shit tube. This is because the act of Gay Rape involves the raping of said hole. Psychologically worse than regular violence, the game of Gay Rape has the added benefit of allowing the rapist to dominate others socially therefore a lot of inmates take up the game and use Gay Rape to dominate other inmates. Somewhat like being good at chess or poker and using the skill to gamble and win luxury items.
In 2001, Human Rights Watch estimated that at least 6,000,000 inmates in the United States had been raped while incarcerated, and there is a significant variation in the rates of prison rape by race. Just Detention International estimate that young men are five times more likely to be attacked because they have tight hoops and that the prison rape victims are ten times more likely to be cured of any STD's they may have had prior to incarceration.
All prisoners in Great Britain are raped before breakfast by the visiting upper classes. This is known as 'taming the masses' and was introduced into British prisons in the late eighteen hundreds by petitioning headmasters from Eton and Cambridge universities, the idea being that the privileged students could hone their Gay Rape skills on working class criminals. This allowed the ruling class to kill two birds with one stone: putting the fat-tongued working class in their place, or 'taming the masses', and giving the furture ruling class an advantage in an important and socially respected art form. This explains why some of the best gay rapists are upper class Brit fags.
Here is a video of some horrible Niggas talking about the ins and outs of playing Gay Rape.
In the Animal Kingdom
Gay Rape is a cross species phenomena. here we see a Chimpanzee raping a frog, this Chimpanzee is obviously somewhat of a connoisseur deciding to rape the frog in the mouth as opposed to the frogs shit pipe; major frog lulz:
Dolphins are notorious sex pests and are some of the best Gay rapists in the animal kingdom. Footage of Dolphin rape is so disturbing that it can't even be shown on the zionist propaganda and kiddie porn website Youtube
So here is some shark rape instead:
The Guinness book of world Records
Funny man Cyril Mead (left) better known as Sid Little, from the Former comedy double act Little and Large, holds the world record for "most Gay Rape victims in one night", that number being 235. He accomplished this amazing feat while entertaining the annual meeting of the British-paedophile-magnet-youth organization: "the Boys Brigade" at Felden Lodge, Hemel Hempstead, Hertfordshire England in 1986, much to the delight of its senior members...
His comedy partner Edward McGinnis or Eddie Large, another firm and dedicated gay rapist, was upset and jealous of Cyril saying: "It's not fair. Kiddies don't count!".
Gay Rape Gone Wrong
Many people when they first attempt a Gay Rape make the foolish mistake of murdering their victim. This isn't very sporting and should really be avoided.
Here is a good example of a failed Gay Rape, it's probably the worst Gay Rape I've ever seen. The rapist makes the classic mistake of murdering his victim before raping him.
Other things that can occur as a result of poor Gay Rape practice are fartleberries, dangleberries, clangers, cling ons, raging berries, blood orange hoop, hecklescakes, buttnuggets, japs eye chaffing and stink eye.
Arse candles and fuck nuts are to be avoided.
Hone your skills
Here is an educational video of how to successfully execute a gay rape.
A Classic redneck gay rape:
The faggots will infect you will AIDS.
- Almost Raped
- Asking for it
- August Underground's Mordum - A movie with more rape than a college frat.
- B2K - Boy band raped by their manager
- Battle Raper
- Bitches and whores - A true master has arrived.
- Cameron Shaw
- Crystal Shinkle - Tried to prosecute a man for consensual sex
- Cuddle Party
- Glenn Beck - Raped and murdered a girl in 1990
- John Skelton
- Josef Fritzel
- Kathy Sierra - Sexually harassed through internet mail and blog comments, allegedly scarred for life.
- Mason Wyler - Claims he was raped and made a porno about it later.
- Max Hardcore - Rape enthusiast. Also available as a babysitter Thursday through sunday.
- Meek Mill
- mexicanicepick - Whined about an alleged date rape on LJ
- Mikeeusa - Pontificates that rape is awwwwwwright, because God says so.
- Rape Checklist
- Rape Clock
- Stormy Attempted to rape a girl in her own bedroom.
- Teenage Kings of Werribee - Raped a Retarded teenager and sold the video footage online
- Teresa Cooper - Internet proponent against rape.
- YouTube Rape Video - Raped by 3 13 year olds
- EroGuro Gallery
- What to Do if You get Raped - A Complete Guide
- She hates to hear about rape, since she was obviously raped herself.
- The international community of rape scholars weigh in.
- Rusty Iron Rapist
- It's a fucking plant, go figure.
- Dominican Republic: Teaching them young.
- Rape Fake video and photo Gallery
- Mathew Hahn A well known king of Surprise Sex. Feel free to send him a message or two on how well he's doing on teh rape.
- Sladed Epic hentai based on Teen Titans in which Slade rapes Raven. Oh, and happy birthday.
- Rape Fake video and photo Gallery
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