Flirty The Fox
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Flirty has since decided to stick with devianTART and is continuing to upload crap artwork, in the mistaken belief that we are done with her.
Since discovering this article, Flirty has done a series of flip-flops in responses. At first, she simply deleted any mention of it in her journal and began deleting her art from her DA account. Then, she got angry and wrote up a couple of badly worded journals, telling everyone to fuck off and that she was leaving - for good this time!
However, her most recent change of heart, shows her embracing the page views that this article has given her. She has decided, despite her earlier words, to stay on DA and simply laugh at her "spammers" (whom she declares she has blocked).
Basically, this proves she is indeed a page-view whore, as well as an attention whore. Flirty is now milking her notoriety for all it's worth, in an attempt to prove she is bigger and better than the creators of this article. This provides much lulz, for she is still a crap artist and any amount of page views will not change that fact.
—Flirty the Fox
Amusingly enough, Flirty appears to think this articles creator's life revolves around abusing her. Hard as this may be to believe, this creator actually has a life and has in fact not looked at this page for a good month or so.
—Flirty drinks cum.
However, because Flirty appears to be so insistent on this creator's attention, we feel like playing along.
Flirty, we are now once again paying attention to you.
Oh, and for Google's sake girl, get your boyfriend some drawing lessons. Seriously.
In recent news, Flirty has given up her character Trevor, admitting that he was nothing but a Shadow re-color! Now, if she'd only admit that he was nothing but a pervy old rapist, we'd all be much happier.
We notice that Flirty has barely spoken to Demonyero - not in fact, since May. Trouble for the Happy Couple? Could it be that Flirty no longer likes her very own, personal internet tough guy? Or does she want to find someone who can actually draw?
We also notice that since this article went up, Flirty has become more than a little paranoid. She stopped watching her entire watch-list on deviantART, in the belief that someone on her list may have helped this creator. We can neither confirm nor deny this assumption, only express our amusement.
To underline her recent decline into paranoia, Demonyero incurred Flirty's wrath by daring, daring we say, to draw some fan art for Sonia-The-Hedgehog! Unfortunately, the image he drew is no longer available, but we understand it involved Demonyero presenting Sonia-The-Hedgehog with some flowers. Perhaps this was more than Flirty could take? She declared war on both and calmed down only when Sonia-The-Hedgehog hid all the comments on her page and offered Flirty a conciliatory gift art and Demonyero prostrated himself before her engorged tranny-cock, like the little lolcow he is.
Apparently she got tired of sucking dick, so she had to move on to pussy instead. She "claims" to be a real lesbian when in fact she has a mangina.
Flirty The Fox is a sixteen year old devianTARTlet attention whore. IRL Flirty lives with her mother and several siblings, after her parents divorced. Obviously, this has left her greatly in need of a father figure, which is why she creates them herself and cybers with her OL boyfriends via MSN. Underage, of course. She is also insecure about her appearance.
Flirty first descended upon DA December 28th, 2007. Since that time, Flirty has mastered her training in Drama, specializing in the Quick-Delete function of her journal entries and the Spam-Filter of her comments.
This, according to Flirty, is how her character was first created:
—Flirty The Whore
Apparently her first incarnation was as a re-color of Rouge The Bat.
It must be mentioned that Flirty actually cannot draw. All her "good" art is traced over doll bases and sloppily colored in MSPaint. For some reason, she seems to think that men have womanly figures and that young girls all look like boys.
—Flirty The Fox
—Flirty,pointing out that she cannot read
—Flirty The Slut
—Flirting With Cocks
—Flirty The Fox
Vipertheninjakitten says her brother hacked into her account and faked her death for the lulz. Flirty apparently has forgiven her BFF's brother. Mysteriously, Vipertheninjakitten's 'brother' used exactly the same typing style, spelling mistakes and grammatical errors. Vipertheninjakitten also changed her account multiple times after her 'brother' was found out and people LOL'd at her re-colors.
—Flirty The Fox
—Dirty The Box
Flirty primarily draws 'sexy' pictures of her character. Flirty The Fox has all the attributes of the typical Mary Sue (big breasts, luscious hair, linked to the main character of the fandom in some fashion, an ability to make male characters instantly fall in love with her.) However, whenever she finds out someone has been fapping to her 'sexy' pictures she flounces, screams, and whines, then deletes the image.
This reaction rightly indicates that she has a habit of deleting everything she has ever created or written. If she makes a mistake, acts stupid, has an argument, someone disagrees with her, someone leaves an Art Critique or a nasty comment - WHAMBAM she deletes it. Not only that, but the perpetrators of said comments often face blocking from her page.
Almost every journal Flirty has ever written has been deleted - mostly due to her own faggotry being pointed out to her, or, horror of horrors, no-one paying attention quickly enough. This proves she is an attention whore.
Further proof is her recent threat to leave DA. So far, she has returned numerous times to upload more sexy art and flounce. She has since admitted on her Youtube page that her sole reason for leaving DA was her lack of received comments.
Even more proof of faggotry can be found in her evasion of mature content filters by telling underage viewers to simply note her, and she will send them the link to the image via MSN. She has been reported for this more than once.
The best example of faggotry to date is Flirty's pathetic attempt to justify her character 'Trevor's' habit of raping people (see Drama). She claims that he led a victimized and abusive childhood, so his raping is only his way of looking for love. This is bullshit. No one likes a rapist and when people pointed this out, Flirty instantly went on the defensive and deleted her way through the comments.
Much lulz can be extracted from Flirty and her fans through trolling them.
Not only are her friends lulzy, but so is her girlfriend. Apparently everybody talks about marriage and babies after dating for only one month.
How To Piss Off Flirty
—Slutty The Fox
Offer art critiques!
Contribute to this article and let her know about it - or simply link to this article anywhere she will see it!
Also, troll her girlfriend. She will absolutely blow a gasket if you do that! So what are you waiting for? Troll the dikes while the gettin's good!
It has come to our attention that Flirty is ferociously denying her teenage pregnancy!
—Flirty with a bun in the oven
Recently, Flirty split up with her long-term boyfriend, Demonyero. It appears that Flirty cheated on Demonyero with some Emo guy. During this break-up, Flirty claimed to be pregnant, citing her 'constant puking' as evidence. Demonyero counters that his illicit relationship with Sonia-The-Hegdehog is to blame.
—Flirty the cheat
—Flirty on heat
Demonyero has understandably taken all this rather badly and is even now letting all his feelings on the matter out.
The best part this whole situation, is that Demonyero has now opened his eyes to just exactly what Flirty is! He should have heeded our warnings, in this very article, long ago - and avoided this situation. At least he has admitted ED was right!
A damning revelation from the one supposed to be her boyfriend!
In other news, it looks like Demonyero may have his eyes set on a new paramour already:
—Demmonyero talking to Sonia-The-Hedgehog
Sonia, ever the attention whore (who will hopefully one day become An Hero) resisted making comment for as long as humanly possible. Which was about five minutes, before she shouted for her HugBox.
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