Fat People Hate
is WAS a subreddit that, while thinking that the The Internet is serious business, rightfully points out that Fat people and Fat Acceptance Movement idiots are as disgusting as they are ignorant. They "fight" against the Fat Activists who continually perpetuate the idea that being fat is healthy, despite medical research showing that it breaks your dick, makes you piss rocks, gives you ass cancer and makes your liver look worse than that of a 60 year old alcoholic, by posting photos of their disgusting asses and calling them all sorts of silly names. In short, it's just one more big stinky sloppy Reddit cunt-punt mess.
However, despite being a bastion of reasonable logic within Reddit's hivemind of Pseudo-intellectual SJW perverts, it still managed to fuck up a simple concept by rewarding users by "verifying" their lack of a gunt, turning them into Internet Tough Guys. Their regular posts were often just chan reposts, screenshots of them 'totally owning' fatties, screenshots of youtube videos, and totally cool stories about their journeys through waves of fatties at the gym, their places of work, buses, and anywhere else that isn't the basement.
It still ends up being better than 90% of the rest of Reddit (which isn't saying a lot given how shitty the rest of the site is) complete with an automatic banning of anyone with a BMI higher than 25 to keep the population pure, warnings for "fat sympathy" (such as stating that someone would look better if they lost weight), and allowing the open discussion of the basic idea that being fat is a consequence of poor lifestyle, and not your genetics or the fact you probably suffered abuse as a child. These views have caused a few ripples in the Reddit community, and on various other websites where whales migrate to feed on plankton swarms.
Formation of /r/FatPeopleHate
After much frustration with the subreddit Fat People Stories, a spiritual successor of the 4chan stories, that was filled with 100% true stories about earthquake causing fatties and people circlejerking to the 5lb of water weight they lost over the past month, various off shoot subreddits were born, such as /r/Fatlogic, /r/HamplanetHatred and eventually, good ol' FatPeopleHate.
For those who really want to bother reading the tragic tale of how the mods fought tooth and nail to gain access to a subreddit dedicating to stroking their own dicksegos and not really doing anything to combat the real threat of the Fat Acceptance Movement, here is their version of events straight from their Wiki.
Becoming a 'Verified User'
Apparently there is an RES list of 'verified' users, despite the claim that these things would be kept private. It's your own damn fault for trying to join a group to feel special
In order to make sure every user on the subreddit is not a fat fuck, the mod's ask that people are 'verified' as such, in one of the greatest displays of Pretentiousness seen on Reddit since the Faces of Atheism debacle.
- Message a picture of your body and a time stamp to the admins, no FGAS.
- Be an active member of their 'community' for over a week
- Not be fat
Once your application has been received, the mods will exercise their vigorous judgement, and will either call you out for being the fat fuck you actually are and Banhammer you, or bestow upon you the most glorious of gifts a mod can give; a feeling of superiority over the other lusers.
If you're not comfortable with sending a picture of your body to complete strangers on the internet, you can instead be an unflaired user and receive ridicule from other users for actually valuing your privacy. Don't expect the mods to verify their own bodies either, just accept as fact that they are most definitely skinny as well, or else face the Cockslap
However, if you really want to go full Retard trying to get verification, you could stick a
sharpie goddamn highlighter up your pooper like this faggot. This pathetic display was part of a ploy to gain the mod's trust and be instated as one himself. His plan was to try and shut down the sub or roll it into the Fempire, again, by sticking a highlighter up his ass. This went about as far as you'd think, the mods made him a moderator of /r/picturesoffatpeople to string him along, and then made the sub unusable.
Brigading controversy and spam reporting
Most butthurt fatties (89% of Reddit users) saw /r/FatPeopleHate and used it as a reason to cry out greasy tears of sadness instead of simply exercising and eating slightly less, so this lead to many lulz regarding reporting various posts to the subreddit's own mods (apparently the fat has aidled their brain so much that they can't process how forums work) for fat hate, and reporting the entire subreddit to the Reddit Admin's.
Recent modmail leaks have ousted the Reddit Admin's as being frustrated that they have no reason to bring the Banhammer down on the subreddit, despite repeated attempts by fatties to accuse the users of "Brigading" other subreddits, because their precious Karma is the only thing they have left in this life to treasure.
Also in preparation for the Admin's eventually shutting their subreddit down, the mods created a back up on the reddit clone Voat, in order to make sure they are able to continually stroke their egos under the guise of the promotion of public health.
As of the 11th of June, thanks to the sweet and loving actions of Ellen Pao, the FatPeopleHate subreddit along with 4 others (but she specially called that one out because it had "more than 5000 users") has been shut down. Due to these claims of brigading and hateful acts, sobby sob. Waaahhhh.
The Reddit Community Reaction
After gaining much popularity among Pro-Ana Narcissistss for displaying the amazing quality of having a half decent moderation team, the general Reddit community essentially shit itself in denouncing the place, causing useless drama that in the end, no one really cared about.
While occasionally you will see an outraged fatty on the newer threads, trying to voice their opinion that somehow their disease faux-pas help them live longer and give them better sex lives, they are almost immediately deleted, leaving no room for dissent or lulz within the subreddit itself. These fat-asses don't consider that their words will either fall on deaf ears, make themselves look like complete retards, and even give moar reason to hate fat people even more.
One of the particularly lulzy part of the subreddit is watching the circlejerking and infighting between users, which end up boiling down to
- Users jerking over how much they hate junk food (oops baleeted)
- Always discussing their 'gainz'
- Heated discussion if admitting that you like junk food should result in a Banhammer
- Whether the totally real stories posted are actually real, and those defending the OP
- Users jerking over how much they love "good food" (also baleeted)
LeeLemon is dead?
In a fantastic display of cohesion within the mod group, for April fools day of 2015, link The_Penis_Wizard threw his fellow mod, LeeLem0n under the bus, by claiming that she had died from heart failure. Hundreds of users came out to mourn over a complete internet stranger, but in the end, no one really gave a shit
—- leelem0n's twitter
FATPEOPLE HATE FINALLY B& FROM REDDIT
In what has been a fairly recent development, new feminazi Reddit CEO Ellen Pao decided to announce that the are now banning 'offensive' subreddits that 'harass' other users by making fun of them in isolated areas. FatPeopleHate was banned, along with most of its subsidiaries and metric fuckton of replacements. Each mod has been shadowbanned or totally banned. Lurkers went to go bitch about the bans to either Subreddit Drama or Kotakuinaction. The rest of the butthurt users have flocked to voat.co, ruining the entire site for the 5 regulars there.
The amount of traffic was too much for Voat's shitty servers, accidentally breaking the entire site for everyone. Ironically, something similar happens when you cram too many lardasses into an elevator.
While hating on fat people is now banned, many subreddits sill remain, such as...
...Serving only to prove that the admins of Reddit are clearly cis, white, single lonely SJW's who think that fat hate is worse than racism, sexism and literal hate crimes.
Good Job Reddit?
As these bannings are part of a ploy to 'neaten up' reddit to make it more attractive to advertisers, users have come out in hordes suddenly curious about why calling a fatty a fatty was worse than calling a nigger a nigger, ultimately foretelling doom for the site à la Digg. Most of these posts were given reddit gold, in a display of how amazingly retarded reddit users are in regarding a website they apparently now 'hate'.
The entire front page of Reddit for at least a day would have made you think that the entire place had become /r/FatPeopleHate, with people spamming up subreddits such as /r/punchablefaces and /r/pics with content and drama that made the places interesting for once.
So far, Reddit has settled back to normal after its usual kicking and screaming over their strange concepts of Free Speech on a platform that can have whatever rules it chooses, no matter if those rules are completely retarded or not (despite advertising itself as a haven of controversial speech not too long ago. Oops!).
However, according to the rules of ridding Reddit of these 'harassing' subs, there must be evidence and complaints about the users harassing people outside of those subreddits. So while the tantrum continued, the admins only stoked the fire even more by banning new subreddits that had not yet had time to even harass their own users, let alone users of other subreddits.
People who didn't like FatPeopleHate were bemused by its closure, with even fat fucks like Boogie2899 stating that this is a short sighted decision that only opened the flood gates to more spammy, circlejerking. Conversely, several fat fucks on Twitter and Tumblr (usually past "targets") rejoiced in the news that FatPeopleHate was gone forever and didn't just transfer to a different website that lets them do the exact same shit that they did before. Oops again!
Support for the bans
Many clickbaity websites have come out in support for the admins, along with subreddits like /r/ShitRedditSays, whom often commit the same crimes /r/FatPeopleHate was accused of. However, they do point out the super obvious fact that Reddit is a company, and has the right to ban whoever they want.
The Verge has come out with many articles supporting the admins, including Supreme Leader Pao, even when she was in the middle of trying to scrounge up cash to support her fraudster of a husband, Buddy Fletcher.
Supporters of /r/FatPeopleHate, instead of possibly reacting in a positive and productive way, chose instead to respond to these meanie bums in a completely level headed manner, like so...
Reactions from the mods
While some of the moderators jumped ship from Reddit to Voat in order to keep up their egos stroked, LeeLem0n came out publicly with her opinions on the topic. While she usually uses her tumblr to refute fatties claims for the lulz, she instead used it as a platform to try and up her status as an internet celebrity.
Other mods have mostly been silent on the matter, having had their reddit accounts shadow banned or deleted, and did not have a public persona to fall back on because they were wise enough to not confuse real life with the Internet hate machine. While at least one, The_Penis_Wizard is known to have moved to Voat, there are still many unaccounted for, including bot casualties
In order to keep the subreddit posting quality at a nice and steady shitposting level, all OC was shunted to one of the many, almost entirely unused subreddits created in conjunction with, or by the original FatPeopleHate mods. All received a traffic boost, but the real shitlords had already decamped. These affiliates include:
- /r/AdiposeAmigos for dank memes
- /r/TalesOfFatHate for karma whoring made up stories about how a fatty ate your lunch
- /r/fatpeoplehateGW the only Gone Wild subreddit that doesn't have fat chicks; for narcissistic 16-year old girls to compare how clothing fits on a human vs. a wigged pig
- /r/Fatsoshop so people with too much time can post fat chicks photo shopped down to human size
- /r/HAESSuccessStories to chronicle all the amazing health outcomes of Fat Acceptance Movement supporters
- /r/ShitlordMeetups (Private) because apparently these fucks actually want to meet in Real Life
- /r/hamplanethatemail A top place for lulzy messages from butthurt fatties
- /r/ChoosingBeggars A visual exploration into the state of the dating scene in the modern day and age
- /r/antifatart For talentless hacks to occasionally post their scribbled depictions of fatties
- /r/kinkyshitlords A BDSM porn sub dedicated to attractive people only, mostly just reposts from the real BDSM subreddit lol
- /r/ThinPrivMUA (Private) for more narcissistic whores to post unwarranted selfies of their plaster covered faces
- Ellen Pao
- Project Harpoon
- Body dysmorphic disorder
- Fat Acceptance Movement
- Fatass Denial Bloggers
- Fat Bitches
- Fat Admirer
- Fat Chicks in Party Hats
- Miriam Lazewatsky
- The Voat subverse. No longer running at a snails pace, still using the self congratulatory 'verification' system
An open source FatPeopleHate forumBANNED AFTER COMPLAINTS FROM FATTIES
- One of the many Reddit alternative pop ups.
- A multi subreddit link of places that have not yet been banned Future banning may occur.
- The most active current back up, 8chan. Don't be a newfag and post imgur links.
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