Failcyclopedia is exactly that, a wiki of fail. Run by a former ED user (TGcomix) who got banned for making shitty articles that reeked of butthurt and personal army requests. After being banned infinitely on ED for being one of the hugest faggots on the internet, he took his articles and started his own wiki. It is painfully obvious that he wants his wiki to be another ED, but the main difference is that ED is original and groundbreaking and Failcyclopedia is made of fail, cancer and AIDS.
The lulziest part of Failcyclopedia's butthurt nature is that the main Sysop took the username of the ED Sysop who banned him, obviously hoping that if people saw an ED Sysop working on their wiki they would believe that Failcyclopedia is awesome like Encyclopedia Dramatica. Which it isn't.
How the demise of Failpedia started
- Yeah, that's me on Failcyclopedia. That's just a site I like to fuck around with; it's not really a site I take too seriously. TractusVicis 03:45, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
- Lol I know this is going to sound stupid but, could you maybe mention for me for sysops on there, I could help with formatting and shit on there. Main page, templates, etc etc. Lol talkcontribs
- And no problem, I can make you a Sysop there :D TractusVicis 03:51, 24 May 2009 (UTC)
- Thanks dude, I will work on the formatting a lot tonight if I have the time. talkcontribs
—From Failcyclopedia's article on themselves
Random Page Game
A fun game to play on Failcyclopedia since eBaum's perpetrated its last vandalbot attack is the Random Page Game. This is where you go to Failcyclopedia and press the Random Page Button. See how many times you can hit the button before you get to an actual unvandalized article. It is hours of fun!!!
How to create an article
- Copy and paste from ED.
- If you actually do write your own material, be sure to pipe every other word with either faggot, bullshit, or fail.
- Congratulations! You have written your first Failcyclopedia article!
Vandalizing Failcyclopedia is like shooting children in a barrel, considering the main Sysop, Zaiger420 (Not the same as Encyclopedia Dramatica's own Zaiger420) is only active for an hour or so a day, and he is the only contributor to the site.
Vandalbots are very effective against this site, since you can leave it running for hours before being found, but if you do not have access to one a normal account will do just fine. Make sure to create pages telling the fake Zaiger420 that he is a butthurt fag, he will subsequently lock your new page and change the wording to try to make himself look better.
Trolling Failcyclopedia is easy. For example, here's a letter that was written by Failcyclopedia User:Truth to the site owner, Carbide20.
The Death Of Failcyclopedia
On June 24th, 2009, members of Ebaumsworld got a hold of at least 100 Failcyclopedia Sysop accounts. These accounts were then used to ban all of the real Sysops on the site, before being used to unlock all of the site's protected articles, including the front page. The accounts were then loaded into a vandalbot program which was run for 6-7 hours, blanking pages, moving pages and replacing text on pages. Finally every article on the site was flushed and every page was replaced with a giant Dancing Sandwich and Rainbow Blinkies. After realizing that the site was, as quoted on this articles talkpage, "lying on the ground, bleeding from the colon, crying, in a pool of blood and semen", the site owner conceded that Failcyclopedia is in fact not the bad ass ED ass raping wiki that it claims to be, by redirecting the URL to Motivationals.org, a website that he also owns.
Failcyclopedia's main page vandalized with Dancing Sandwiches.
NEW! HATELINE WIKI
—Welcome to Hateline Wiki
Apparently Failcyclopedia's unfunny attack pages were a part of the Master Plan - Crim had always intended to make it a haters' wiki.
Hateline Wiki 2: Electric boogaloo
|The new Hateline wiki has no login, therefore other users cannot edit it. This makes Hateline less of a wiki and more of a public diary filled with bitching and butthurt.|
Following his inevitable expulsion from DeviantART Wiki, Crim ported all of his shitty attack articles over to Google Sites, giving Hateline a matter of days before some concerned mother stumbles on it and "reverts it with the touch of a button". Billing itself as "Failcyc's thematic successor", Hateline states its mission objective as follows:
Despite a massive spamming campaign targeting three different boards, Hateline has received zero interest due to its appalling quality (considered worse than Uncyclopedia, if such a thing is physically possible). The content? Cartoon children with silicon implants, men's assholes, and a smattering of unfunny articles which were flushed from ED. Aforementioned articles are supposed to be funny, yet always center around entities which have wronged His Holiness. Maybe mentioning his games simulating child rape was a little too truth for him. This neither stops Hateline from obsessively speculating about the sexual proclivity of others nor, regrettably, sharing said thoughts which are incomplete without violent gay pornography. This is included.
In his defense, complex concepts like "truth" and "humor" may not be compatible with "giving children breast implants makes them adults," "I am three different people," and "serial rapists deserve jobs as pantie inspectors and Japanese child fuck dolls financed by yours truly."
- Racism and homophobia are forbidden - unless you are a member of a racial or sexual minority. Making fun of white people is not only acceptable but encouraged. Using the word "faggot" is fine too.
- Loli, shota and other underage anime characters being spanked are allowed BUT NO CP! The cartoon child being raped on the front page is neither child nor pornographic. Also, the photograph of a child being raped on the FAQ page is totally legal.
- Accusing people of criminal activities results in a ban. In the Hateline utopia, "kiddie diddling" is legal. Actually, that sounds about right.
- Mods are allowed to do as they wish and may break all the above rules.
Even google has had enough of his shit.
TrikiWiki is Failcyclopedia's latest incarnation, and pedophile hangout created and maintained by TGcomix. Created for the sole purpose of hosting TG's pedophile content and attack articles that got him b& from ED, it is a true disgrace to the wiki world. TGcomix owns and maintains the site, but he has 2 sockpuppet admin acounts as well to create the illusion that people ACTUALLY GIVE A FUCK about his disaster of a site. TrikiWiki's mission is simple -- cram as much butthurt and autistic rage as humanly possible into every single article, and glorify pedophilia.
—TGcomix on why he started the site.
TrikiWiki's content mainly centers around pedophilia, with articles dedicated to, and full of, lolicon and TG's other shitty drawings. Much like Kimmo Alm managed AnonTalk, TG will ban you and shitlist your IP address for saying anything negative about pedophilia, lolicon, or TG himself. Just about every article is protected so only TG can edit it, and any changes made that he doesn't like are reverted in seconds. Since TGcomix has no life outside of the wikisphere, he obsessively moderates his site. The only time you can do any vandalism there is when TG is busy jacking off to CP. There is also a special, personal attack article for every namefag on Tinychan. TG's attack articles are nothing more than long-winded rants, usually calling the target a "butthurt faggot" or a "pedophag crybaby," which is ironic, because this is exactly what TG is.
TG is quite a notorious lolcow, and is very easy to troll. You can get a guaranteed reaction by spamming user pages, talk pages, and any unprotected article with Goatse and pain series. Furthermore, Minichan regularly spams the site with large images, which are excellent targets for BWRaep.
- Anti-Encyclopedia Dramatica.com - The draft version of Failcyclopedia.
- Onideus - Another retard who tried to make his own ED after being b& from here
- Ruining the internet
- TGcomix - Faux Zaiger's true identity revealed!!
- NOTICE: None of these links will get you to see anything but destruction, because this wiki has been raped to hell and back. Advance at your own risk.
- NOTICE NOTICE: Failcyclopedia has been raped beyond recognition, therefore the domain now redirects to a different site owned by the same guy. Google Cache can help you on this one though.
- Failcyclopedia on Twitter
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