|Moeller no longer works for the Foundation|
Erik Möller, aka The Mole, aka Eloquence (which he ain't) and Erik Moeller (WMF),
is (lol was) Number Two Sausage Muncher at the Wikimedia Foundation, the parent organization behind Wikipedia, tireless defender and sucker-of-anus of Jimbo, and long-time player of "Hide der Sausage in Angela." Ironically, he also personifies the Wikipedia's "cult of the amateur" as someone arrogant enough to insert his own bizarre personal views into articles and get away with it due to his position in the hierarchy. His equally fucked-up enemies have recently put the brakes on this by uncovering and publicizing his unhealthy opinions.
He's a libertarian ass, a free-software ass, and a hacker-scene fanboy (who can't actually write code himself). Like Ray Kurzweil, Erik is into transhumanism. Thinks he'll have his consciousness uploaded to an immortal cloud universe-simulation, so he can masturbate to pictures of little boys forever. As WMF deputy director, everything Erik tries to do turns to shit, and then he tries to cover it up and lie about what happened. No wonder Jimbo likes him.
Although Wikipedia bows to NPOV, Erik's views on child abuse, child sexuality, and pedophilia are nowhere near neutral, let alone normal. While enlightening the child in Africa about child sexuality, he also conveniently included such gems as "it is generally acknowledged that children are capable of feeling sexual pleasure, even if they are not yet able to engage in sexual intercourse with each other, and/or are not yet biologically able to reproduce."
Erik has left a long trail across the Internet of his status as a fellow traveler to pedophiles and as a freedom fighter against the tyranny of Age of Consent laws. The Google Cache of child pornography from his website only expired last Thursday, no doubt after several frantic emails. Unfortunately for The Mole, a copy is retained by The Wayback Machine ( ). In 2001, he wrote an essay on Kuro5hin called Defending the Right to Pleasure elucidating his mainstream views:
Fortunately, some of Erik's most controversial brilliance ( ) is
no longer available online archived at The Wayback Machine. Perhaps the last round of public outcry was getting a bit too close for comfort?
His loving history
One of the earliest Wikipedia pocket-pool players, Erik Der Prik showed up in 2001 and promptly started writing shit content. He geficked up the "Galileo dispute" article and wrote incoherent propaganda about how awful copyright is. And what a pussy that world-eating hambeast Rush Limbaugh is (at least he was right about one little thing). Most of all, he sucked the little cock of Jimbo for years, and when the WMF was started in 2004, there was Erik, demanding that Jimbo make him "Chief Research Officer".  You can also thank Erik for starting that Great Pud-Storage Locker, Wikimedia Commons. 
In 2006, after fighting with Danny Wool, Erik reached the pinnacle of his "ha ha career": "Erik Möller replaces Angela Beesley on the Wikimedia Foundation board after an election process later described as a "disgrace" by Beesley. The election was marred by leaks, a "list of endorsement" by Möller, and controversial interventions by Jimmy Wales." Don't bother looking up what happened, the Board election page was censored down to nothing. That Great Genius of Wikimedia Madame Wikiwiki helped cover it all up.
Danny's loving and thoughtful email
Whoops, it's "public" now! Later, Jimbo demanded that Erik be made the Foundation "Deputy Director" and "Chief of Engineering", and lo, it was done. Coming on the heels of the Essjay and Carolyn Doran debacles, where a simple background check would have have revealed that Essjay didn't exist and Wikimedia's COO was in fact a convicted felon, it is unsurprising to see that the Foundation never even bothered to Google Erik but you might wonder if they ever worried about his constant pedosmile.
Wondering about those ugly banner ads on Wikipedia, constantly begging for money? Yep, thank Erik. Nearly got him b&d in 2009. If they couldn't get rid of him after that, he's cemented in for life, like a dried-out rubber on the Gay Penis Of Destiny. 
As "Deputy Dicktator", every MediaWiki software project that Erik oversaw was a flop. "Flow", "Media Viewer", and especially the "Visual Editor", which ain't. His attempt to cram them up the diseased prostates of his fellow Wikimedians resulted in "Superprotection", something that administrators could not undo. Shit exploded. Erik resigned his adminship on Wikipedia, and people finally shut up. Oh, the lulz. Sick Heil!
He fucked Angela
Madame Beesley sucked the Reichscock Of Erik from February 2005 until she switched over to Tim Starling in early 2006. EDiots theorize that Erik was not rigid enough during sex and that she often caught him fantasizing about little boys during sex, which is why what happened next in Erik's WMF tenure made even the most hardened EDiots throw up in their mouths a little...
He fucked Sue Gardner
A rumor surfaced in 2013:
Never happened! Don't ask about it! Go away, fuck off!!
Lila fucked him!
April 30, 2015: Gone, just like a fart in a hurricane. The Wikipedians fell all over themselves to wish him the "best of luck in your future endeavours", standard corporate-speak for "fuck you and die, troll". Because Wikipedia critics had been bitching about him for years, suddenly they were denied one of their favourite targets. 
The many Pedosmiles of Möller
- Valleywag series
- Yes, he wrote an article called "Kinder Sind Pornos", literally meaning "Children Are Pornography".
- He's written other long screeds in German about "free sex", censorship thereof, and "transhumanism". 
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