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Circumcision

I was planning on editing this article but didn't really find anything to improve. It's nice and lulzy, especially since the topic is taboo and makes most btards go nuts, as well as all the commotion over the germans banning it making the pedo-pediatricians going apeshit over their loss of fap material. I think we can at least expect drama. Also goes nicely with the recently-featured Jews article. Just my two cents Pinkamena1.jpeg  FETUS FUCKER  05:29, 25 April 2014 (EDT)

Yes, I admit, circumcision is a dead horse, but I still hope it gets featured just so we can piss people off... oh well Pinkamena1.jpeg  FETUS FUCKER  21:19, 1 May 2014 (EDT)

Pantera

This page sucked before, but I rewrote 50% of it and made it 9999999 times better.

I'll have a look. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 13:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

ISIS

ISIS is pwning the middle east right now and is more powerful and richer than Al Qaeda. We (the freedomland) is at war with them, and ISIS has beheaded an american journalist (who no one knows) Korrywatain 01:04, 21 August 2014 (EDT) korrywatain

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 13:36, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Tourneyfag

An exemplary article. Nujen 11:27, 6 September 2014 (EDT)

Checkmark 2.gif Schnookums Icon3.png reply 16:24, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

Brianna Wu

Topical. - Plantourchen 18:56, 17 October 2014 (EDT)

Naruto

Considering that the manga just ended, the movie thats about to hit theaters which /a/ is going nuts over, and the absolutely hilarious non-stop drama in the fanbase; I think it would make sense to feature the new revamped Naruto article considering current events. TheDildozer 00:26, 25 November 2014 (EST)TheDildozer

/pol/

M00t is officially getting rid of pol. Every thread is just full blown shitposting. Seems noteworthy to me.

http://boards.4chan.org/pol/

Sphotof | IconN64.png IconGCN.png Steam Personal favourite article IconSNES.png IconSegaGEN.png 19:39, 7 March 2015 (EST) 14:33, 7 December 2014 (EST)

Jackie Coakley

Current Event. NEWS: The bitch at the center of the lulzy Rolling Stone fake rape clusterfuck. Page could use improvements from professional EDers, though...Fakerapetroll 00:44, 8 December 2014 (EST)

MH370

Lots of funny stuff on the MH370 page has been added since its creation; the "Plausible Theories" segment is absolutely lulzworthy. I think it would make a great AOTN especially since it's been up in the news again. PPL are saying Putin could be responsible. Just a suggestion, thanks.

SukiSukiicon2.gif 16:04, 26 February 2015 (EST)

Dumuzi-ouji

Great article on a fresh tartlet. Best of all they're an active lolcow which makes it all the more ripe for the picking. R.I.P Old dirty /b/tard 19:26, 7 March 2015 (EST)

Kanadajin

She's still making videos, and she still has a large amount of fans who don't know about all her bullshit. She's also tried editing the article multiple times and was pretty butt hurt about it. Aside from that, the article already has a relatively large amount of page views when it hasn't even been featured. --Eaterofsins 18:56, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

Amiibo

A lot of people are pissed at Nintendo right now with the Amiibos, part because of the locked content that require Amiibos, and the other half being there's not enough supply to keep up with demand, leading to scalpers buying them all and selling them for hundreds of dollars on eBay and Amazon. Last Thursday they opened up pre-orders for Wave 4, and they all sold out in just three hours. It's that bad. --LoverOfBats 19:29, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

Followed up. Schnookums Icon3.png reply 14:15, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

SCHOOL SHOOTER ANIVERSARIES ✓

AOTN - APRIL 16TH = Cho Seung Hui


AOTN - APRIL 20TH = Columbine

AlGore 18:25, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

Lord Foxworth ✓

This article is about an interesting LolCow.I have contributed to it myself. He's a weirdo who obsesses over the characters from the Nichijou Anime with photoshops of himself, makes weird 3D animations about his fetish, wants to rape one of the characters anally and goes in detail about how he wants to do so, hoards tons of ancient 1990's computer hardware. He's right up there with JustinRPG and should be known by the entire internet as one of the most disturbing lolcows to exist. Lord Foxworth

--Foxworthismysenpai 01:21, 5 April 2015 (EDT)


Lanky Kong

Anyone think this is good enough for the front page? I need a judgment call. --LoverOfBats 13:23, 10 April 2015 (EDT)

Gorgeous George

GG has been in rare form as of late. From making multiple videos about people who have been trolling him (that he claims he doesn't care about), false flagging videos, death threats and even claiming he is going to start writing articles on ED like anyone cares. He has even asked a furry to help him troll the trolls. The butthurt and rage has been strong with George lately. --MattWilsonFails 11:35, 21 April 2015 (EDT)

Emma Sulkowicz

This is the Columbia University mattress "I got almost raped" chick. Her victim just filed a lolsuit with lots of lulzy details of Emma's whorishness http://www.scribd.com/doc/262956362/Nungesser-Filed-Complaint Fakerapetroll 15:17, 25 April 2015 (EDT)

Five Nights at Freddy's

It has to be done. The game has been out less than a year and already has been milked faster than Call of Duty and Assassin's Creed, and throw in a highly autistic fandom full of bronies, dubstep fanboys, furries, 12 year olds, and Let's Players and you've got yourself a real big spaghetti mess. Oh and let's not forget that the majority of FNAF fanboys haven't even played the game.

Suggestion

The War of Northern Aggression

SukiSukiicon2.gif 10:28, 8 May 2015 (EDT)

Nick Bate

For later. Weasel avatar2.png reply 14:38, 8 May 2015 (EDT)

BBWChan

I've put a lot of effort in this article. This is pretty serious now. I even reuploaded images to increase the level of quality. Not like I enjoy BBWhore, but I really think this cringeworthy material should be highlighted to everyone.


List of changes:
- Spoiler box
- Re-edited infobox
- General clean-up (Clarification of BBWChan's name, grammar, links, pictures, galleries, etc.)
- New graphics
- Absolutely new, updated board list
- History sub-page
- InflateChan sub-sub-section
- 'Tru Poetry' category with six full-length shitty fanfictions found on BBWChan

Thanks faggots, hope it gets main-paged soon. (btw I also put a check mark next to all featured ones for visibility)

--Miluk 11:41, 10 May 2015 (EDT)

Rebornica

There has been some recent drama with Rebornica making someone kill themselves. The article is also lulzy and has been repeatedly revised.

Mister Fig 16:22, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

  • I doubt anyone killed themselves. It's just an accusation people on tumblr like throwing around at one another. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 17:22, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

Articles I want to put on AOTN in the fuftue

  • I've sort of taken over the AOTN for a while now. Hope no one has a problem with that. I'm pretty sure I'm almost out of things I need to put on there. Here is a list of articles that I want to shove on there that y'all can put in there instead of me if I'm busy/forget/you can't think of anything.
  • Cards Against Humanity - we got a little exclusive there. found the identity of the chick that was accusing one of the creators of rape. media was trying to hide her.
  • Chris Kluwe - I think it's shit but Zaiger likes it and wasn't it on AOTN
  • Video Game Reviewers + Video game journalism - wanna put them one after the other. GG faggots eat it up. something's gotta be there anyway so we might as well get pageviews out of it
  • Kotakoti - one of the most viewed articles that's about a person (#3 I think). never been front paged
  • Lena Dunham - NOT FINISHED YET. I need to do a bunch of work on it but when it's done I wanna get it on AOTN. finished.
  • VICE
  • Buzzfeed
  • Nick Denton
  • Zyklon Ben
I don't want to put them all in the list in advance because if something becomes more relevant changing it all around becomes a pain in the ass. I'll be adding/crossing out articles if I remember/put something up. G Head.png oddguy G Head.png 14:49, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

And now for a stormy outlook...

I'm surprised WeatherManKevin hasn't already been featured. Jazzybellio4912

Ubisoft

With E3 right around the corner, I think it'd be justified to give AOTN to the company that gets laughed out every year --CorpseFriedChicken 11:55, 10 June 2015 (EDT)

Dylan Storm Roof

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dylann_Storm_Roof

TL;DR the shitstorm of the year is about to erupt. another adam-lanza esque cracker just went on a massacre. 9 niggers killed, only 1 injured. Perpetrator did not an hero.

We need people working around the clock on the page as more info is revealed. Set the article for at least the next 3 days.

AlGore 19:17, 18 June 2015 (EDT)

Rebornica

Rebornica has recently found her ED article, so lulz shall ensue. Also, the entire article has been overhauled and completely rewritten by a different person, while being revised by yours truly, so the quality is much better now.

Mister Fig 21:05, 22 June 2015 (EDT)