Emoscene.com

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www.emoscene.com, is a website where emos, fags, scene kids, antidepressant addicts, socially awkward, and anyone with straight dyed hair congregate to post pictures they took of themselves looking away from the camera and talk about how hard their lives are. It is hypothesized that they need to take the pictures themselves because they don't have enough friends to take the picture for them. Another theory is that they don't know how to set a timer on their camera. It is not advised that you visit the website, as the high levels of radiating faggotry have proven lethal to normal people.

The Forum

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this site is used to find other emos

The emoscene forum is divided into nine subforums. The most active being insane ramblings. This forum is described as general discussion and consists mainly of threads discussing whether or not they should make threads in which to rant about their emotions, debate if hair should flip left or right, and compare techniques for cutting their wrists with razors. It is ironic since none of them have the balls to take even a paper cut anyways. Another popular subforum is the poetry forum words are weapons. This is a real excerpt from a typical post in this forum:

Kill me, Let us both die♥ #01
"i open my arms to you, come to my embrace, let's be together tonight, and die together as the 
sunrise comes. don't you agree? give  me the pills, i need more, here take some to. now let's 
make love. "  -Posted by user Self_X_tacy

Notice the lack of capital letters, as well as the inability to differentiate a period from a comma. Also notice the wrong "to" is used.

Attention Everyone on the Internets from Emoscene.com User, "I QUIT"

If you've signed up for Emoscene.com and need to make an exit. Here is the correct formula of words:

26.05.2008 "TO FUCKING CASSANDRA:
I COUDLNT GIVE 2 FUCKIN SHITS BOUT U N UR FAKE BF!!!!
I HOPE HE RAPES U N KILLS U LIKE HE IS PROBABLY GONNA CUZ HES A FUCKIN FAKE ASS INTERNET PERVERT LYING BOUT WHO HE IS JUST 2 GET IN UR PANTS.
I LIKED U 4 WHO U WERE, I ACTUALLY LIKED U UNLIKE HIM WHO JUST GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SEX, SEX, SEX, SEX... OH N DID I MENTION...
SEXXXXXXXXXXX??????????
N 2 FUCKING FAKE ASS OZZY:
FUCK U IM GONNA FUCKIN KILL U FOR STEALIN CASSY!!!!!!
I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKED HER UNLIKE U NET PERVS WANTED 2 GET IN HER PANTS!!!!!!
ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!
TO EVERYONE ON EMOSCENE:
DONT FUCKIN BOTHER TALKIN 2 ME, I AINT GONNA BE ON THIS SHIT ANYMORE GOOD FUCKING BYE"

-Posted by user xJEFFYx.

Apparently, this xJEFFYx was upset about an uncooked hamburger giving him anal leakage. He was so upset it was only fair he decided to delete his account due to a dooky smeared keyboard.

Skepticism

The first reaction of most sensible people upon entering the site is how can real people frequently interact in such a heinous manner? They assume that it might be an elaborate troll site. This unfortunately is not true, emoscene is all too real. There are a few unconfirmed theories about how ordinary humans could behave in this manner.

  • Their parents don't beat them enough.
  • Their parents beat them too much.
  • The excessive exposure to hair dye has somehow penetrated their scalps and caused brain damage.
  • They truly are misunderstood and this is how they express themselves.

The last theory has been disregarded by most scientists, including Stephen Hawking.

Emo and Scene people suck COOOOOCKKKSSS.

The Solution

We need moar of this

The only viable solution to this massive source of anti-lulz is epic trolling, epicspamming, and epic pwning. This is similar to hitler's final solution, however with moar lulz and less fail. To join the war-effort, register at their forum and do your part. Threads about lunchmeats, star wars, and being happy are encouraged. Any thread worthy of lulz is enough to provoke the desired reaction. To be more educated on emos and how to troll them, see:emo

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