Dragomike is an untalented fat furry artist who, like many other popular artists, has a huge e-go, and he is also a prime example of why fat fucks must die. He claims he lives in Greece, which is actually furry for trailer park in Oklahoma. His catchphrase is, "when power fails, fatness prevails!" which we all know means absolutely nothing whatsoever and doesn't make any fucking sense. It's likely he thinks (that is, assuming he CAN think-not too likely) saying retarded things makes him cool.
—Dragomike, on himself as a fag. Please also keep in mind that this "man" is THIRTY fucking years old.
He also enjoys using various retarded adjectives to describe himself and others, and types like a retarded five year-old, as seen above. Another interesting thing to note is that he has a sweatpants fetish.
- Addicted with dragon, cartoon dragons! FAT ones, NEVER muscular! Muuahahha!!
- Drawing is his main hobby.
- He is craaaazy for pop tarts and happy meals!
- His love is in Cartoons! The 80’s ones! The new ones suck! Boooo for 3D ones!!!
- He watches Naruto.
Dragomike's "art" is so horribly shitty that it can give people severe mental trauma from just glancing at it. Therefore, furry fucks flock to his art, leaving hundreds of "WE LUV UR ART DOOOOOM OMG KAWAII ^___________^" comments on his art pages. [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb141/Icefyer2/Dragomike/1180915106_dragomike_world-in-my-fe.jpg ^^
15:10:29 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] what do ya think of that pic? ^^;
15:12:27 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] Heh. It's DM's feet with Earth. ^^;
15:13:30 ShyCorrel enters this room
15:13:54 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] shows how huge DM is. ^^;
15:15:16 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] yup. Not to mention squishy
15:16:16 [Mike_Godragar whispers to EpicFailGuy] anyway, gtg
Sorry mike I did it for the lulz!
He sometimes dons the cap of attention whoredom by pulling something dramatic or emotional out of his oversized, zit-covered fat ass, as seen to the left.
Believe it or not, Dragomike has (on several occasions) tried his hand at fantasy noveling, with online fictionals, either about how evil hy00mans are savages and try to kill his human "counterpart", or about two morbidly obese, emo furfags have cave adventures. What you will find to be astonishingly impossible is the fact that he is EVEN WORSE at writing than he is at drawing. You can find out for yourself at his website (link somewhere below), but only if you are confident that your eyes will not be burned out of your skull. The first story is written on Microsoft Word, and is filled with so many errors that the program probably crashed over 9000 times while he typed, using the same grammatical prowess as seen in his description. There are so many errors that Word doesn't even bother to try and locate all the errors on the page. It's like it started to proofread, then just said "Fuck that, I don't speak no Engrish".
Along with being a gigantic, bloated, faggy pile of lard, failure, and AIDS, Dragomike is also emo. Thus making him a gigantic, bloated, faggy, emo pile of lard, failure, and AIDS. Much like the horrible band Fall Out Boy, whom Dragomike happens to be a huge fan of. Seriously, he'd suck Pete Wentz's cock any day.
Much of his emo comes from problems with his family. However, instead of maybe solving the problem by moving out, which would actually make sense, Dragomike deals with family issues by badmouthing them on the internet, and making bullshit claims of being unable to solve his problems. For example, once, his brother had an epiphany and ripped up one of Dragomike's drawings, and told him to get a life. Dragomike then swore revenge on all "hy00mans", and then later tried to cut himself. Unfortunately, he is one of the unfortunate fatties who is just so morbidly obese, he can't even kill himself, thus failing even moar than he already has. That's a quad whammy.
As stated, Dragomike calls any person who points out his furgotry hy00mans. And because his brother did a good deed and ripped up his drawings, he now hates them all. All of them. Even Jesus. Even Hitler. Even Jews. Even Bono. Even starving children in Africa. Even me. And even you. Especially you. Furthermore, this means he even hates himself, and all of his friends, due mostly to fact that fat-ass dragons fail to exist/use internets. In fact, he pulled the biggest Fuck you I'm a dragon since starblade wandered into the debate club 100 years ago
Dragomike, his butt-buddy Tolstoy, and a bunch of their fatass buddies think that they're e-warriors, and have set up their own Juggalo group called the Anla Shok, to fight against the evil hy00mans such as Boy George and moot and you. However, Dragomike was too busy masturbating to child porn (he also does this wrong) while his faggot friends were in battle, and was subsequently party vanned for his fat faggotry. He told the judge he did it for the lulz and proceeded to rant about how he will eventually destroy the world by sucking it up in his fat. The judge told him to GTFO and lurk moar, to which he replied by eating the nigra.
Reaction to This Article
Dragomike made a journal about his discovery of this article. His journal was pretty much a rip-off of Two-Ton-Neko's reaction. I mean, just read them both. They're practically the same fucking thing. We all know that if TTN didn't post that 'ground-breaking' entry, then Dragomike would just draw another 'HY00MAN HATE >:O' picture, though that would have been more lulzy. Tolstoy also posted about it in his FurAffinity journal. Of course, then came the obvious and generic "those JERKS!!1! we r here 4 ur support" comments, as well as the "rational" comments, consisting of how he should kill (you heard that correctly, fucking KILL him!) his brother for accomplishing in a few seconds moar than Dragomike accomplished in his entire life. Here they are, for those who don't want to click on any diseased FagAffinity links.
They are too stupid to realize that they are "hiding behind a monitor", as they accuse us for doing.
- Angel Meiru
- Rubbertex Raccoon
- Zero Whitefang
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