Cyntoia Brown

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The face of a remorseless killer.
That feel when you finally regret committing murder after a decade of constantly getting shivved in the vagina by Aryan bull-dykes.

Cyntoia Denise Brown (née Mitchell) is a 33-year-old Africunt-American woman who, like most people from the ghetto, was born with Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and put up for adoption before spending the majority of her teenage years doing crack cocaine and dating a nigga named Kut-Throat (Powerword: Garion McGlothen) who allegedly forced her into prostitution. Cyntoia is currently serving an unjust sentence of 51 years to life in a Tennessee prison for an extremely minor case of 1st degree murder – a fact that has led to many retarded third-rate celebrity feminists such as Rihanna, Cara Delevingne, the Women's March and Kim Jong-Kardashian attempting to get her released from prison so she will be free to kill again.

On August 6, 2004, at only 16-years-old, Cyntoia met a 43-year-old real estate agent and veteran named Johnny Michael Allen at a Sonic Drive-In. After lying to Allen about her age, she agreed to have sex with him in exchange for $150 and the two went to his house to fuck. Not content with only $150, Cyntoia waited until Allen was asleep and then brutally murdered him by shooting him in the back of the head, she then stole $172 from him and took his guns and truck with the intention of pawning them to get more money to give to daddy Kunt-Throat.

Like most women, Cyntoia Brown likes to portray herself as the victim and constantly lies about the details of her crime in order to lure in gullible women and minorities who are dumb enough to actually demand her release. Instead of being depicted as the cold-blooded murderer that she is in reality, many of Cyntoia's supporters spread complete and utter bullshit suggesting that she was a victim of child sex trafficking who killed a man that she was "sold to" in self-defense after being repeatedly raped or some other sob story shit like that.

To give you a basic idea of just how guilty she is – even fucking Newsweek has multiple articles explaining that she isn't a victim and doesn't deserve any sympathy. Of course, none of that matters to the social justice warriors who need Cyntoia as an example of institutional racism and sexism since they couldn't find a single legitimate example of institutional racism or sexism.

On January 7, 2019, outgoing Twitter-favicon.png Tennessee Governor Bill Haslam finally decided to give in to the demands of Kim Bin Kardashian and her merry band of celebrity terrorists and actually granted clemency to this remorseless piece of shit who slandered the veteran that she murdered as a rapist and paedophile – once again proving that America is more than willing to treat its brave veterans like shit while giving strong black wimminz whatever the fuck they want so long as they pretend to cry enough and manage to get enough celebrities to listen to them.


At the beginning of this investigation, I considered the possibility that Cyntoia Brown was justified in killing Johnny Allen.


—Lead Detective Charles Robinson ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

At the conclusion of this investigation my findings were that she was not justified in killing Mr. Allen and her only motivation for the murder was robbery.


—Lead Detective Charles Robinson ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

He would explain to me that some people were born whores, and that I was one, and I was a slut, and nobody'd want me but him, and the best thing I could do was just learn to be a good whore.


—Cyntoia, on her deceased pimp ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

He didn't deserve to die. I was wrong. I was wrong. And I can't fix it.


—Cyntoia, admitting that she belongs in the rape house ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

I’ve questioned out loud, ‘how am I going to do this, how am I supposed to do this, how I am going to spend the rest of my life in prison?


—Cyntoia, having nigga's remorse ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

But Brock Turner didn't get life!

Because Cyntoia's supporters are retarded, they constantly and unironically attempt to compare Cyntoia's life sentence for 1st degree murder and aggravated robbery to the 6 month sentence given to Brock Turner for getting piss drunk and fingering an older woman that he had been drinking with behind a dumpster. Aside from being an egregious example of False Equivalence, most of Cyntoia's supporters tend to whine about Brock Turner being a "rapist" despite the fact that he was not charged with or convicted of rape.


51 Years Means 51 Years

On December 6, 2018, the Tennessee Supreme Court decided that Cyntoia must serve 51 years before becoming eligible for parole. Cue fake tears from Cyntoia and butthurt from her supporters who are now demanding that the Governor grant clemency to this fucking psychopath.

Cucked Governor is Cucked

What getting away with it looks like.

On January 7, 2019, Bill Haslam—the Republicunt Governor of Tennessee—decided to actually grant clemency to Cyntoia Brown following much bitching from dumb feminazis and BLM slacktivists on Twatter. Cyntoia Brown has now officially joined the ranks of O.J. Simpson, the McCanns, the Ramseys, Sam Hyde, and the Jews in successfully getting away with it.

Feminazis React To Facts

I don’t care if Cyntoia Brown lied about her age or that the man she shot was sleeping face down. The man still PURCHASED HER to have SEX with her against her will. He enabled and benefited off of sex trafficking. She was a victim of rape and he deserved to die.


—scublasteve, not understanding prostitution ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

“Cyntoia lied about her age! He didn’t know she was a minor!!” Do you not have ANY understanding of how perpetrators of sex trafficking force their victims into compliance? You think the abusers are just like “hey, make sure he knows you aren’t 18 yet!” honestly FUCK off


—oatmilkisgod, defending murder ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)

I think she should be executed for being a nigger.


Anonymous, having the only correct opinion ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)


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