—Comicality, on pedophilia.
Comicality is the internet alibi of a 35 year old "bisexual" male from Chicago. His site is filled with over 100 stories that all contain graphic boylove sex scenes alongside themes such as finding love and coming out of the closet. He has been on the internets since 1998, providing sexual fantasies to his surprisingly large fanbase. Reading his forums would suggest that his readers range from the very young to the very old. The size of his fanbase could mean one of two things:
Comicality claims that he writes for therapeutic benefit to help cope with the physical abuse that he reportedly suffered from his father. And as we all know, the best way to recover from childhood trauma is to write stories about underage boys. Perhaps a better way of dealing with past problems is to seek professional help instead of providing a boylove den for pedophiles.
—Comicality, on the word pedophile.
The majority of Comicality's stories are about boys who are 13-14 years old falling in love with each other and having sex. These include:
- New Kid in School - Two 13 year old boys fall in love and fuck like rabbits.
- Gone from Daylight - A 14 year old boy and a 24 year old vampire in the body of a 14 year old boy fall in love and fuck like rabbits.
- Savage Moon - A 14 year old boy meets up with a group of teenage werewolves, they fuck like rabbits.
- A Class by Himself - A rich 14 year old boy and a poor 14 year old boy fall in love and fuck like rabbits.
- The Secret Life of Billy Chase - A 14 year old boy writes about fucking other 14 year old boys... like rabbits
There are many more, but you can see the pattern. They're all very similar. Although there are a few stories where Comicality's true intentions are made clear, these are:
- Nothing wrong with Love - A 25 year old male falls in love with and fucks a 14 year old boy
- Untouchable - An adult male falls in love with and enters a sexual relationship with a 14 year old boy
The word love is used a lot on his site. It appears that through his stories Comicality attempts to spin his sexual attraction to adolescent boys as 'love', but anyone who isn't a sick fuck can tell that this man should not be left unsupervised around children and should seek help immediately. The argument that 'love' somehow validates or normalises a person's sexual attraction towards minors is not a new one, and has been used by many pro-pedo groups, such as Christian Boy Love Forum and NAMBLA. Although from all accounts, the Party Van is not convinced by this point of view and if Comicality isn't careful he may find himself in prison getting lessons in 'love' from his new cellmate.
Who is Comicality?
—Comicality, failing to see the difference between a sexual attraction to grown woman and a sexual attraction to a young boy.
No fucking idea, like all successful pedophiles he is very adept at hiding his IRL identity. Although from his behaviour and descriptions of himself on his site it is safe to assume that he looks similar to the guy in the pic on the right:
The 'C' Symbol
The C symbol is a technique used by Comicality and his fanbase to meet up in real life. On a predetermined date, they draw a large C on the wrist of the hand they masturbate with for a few weeks a year so they can identify each other IRL. According to Comicality, long term relationships have been formed by using this method. Although this method does seem strange, it is actually a brilliant pedo detection system in disguise. Typically between February 14th to the 21st and June 19th to the 26th, if you see someone with a C symbol drawn on their wrist you can either:
- Get your children and any other children to safety. Boys should take priority, but just to be safe evacuate the girls too.
- Cleanse the person with fire
Wet Dream of the Week
Every week, at the top of one of his forums Comicality lists an underage boy (typically ranging in age from 12 - 16) and then gushes about how hot and/or cute he is. This is typically followed by a string of comments from his fanbase who agree with Comicality and then some outline what they would do to him, sexually.
Public Safety Warning
If you live in Chicago, Illinois and are an adolescent male or are a parent of adolescent son/s be on the lookout for a 35 year old male who:
- Shows an interest in you/your son/s
- Bites his nails
- Has hazel eyes
- Hangs out at the following locations: Water Tower Mall on Michigan Ave, Borders, Virgin Records, Tower Records, Navy Pier on the docks, North Pier arcade, Dennis's on Belmont, Northbrook Mall, Gino's East, Ranallis Pizza, Kronies, House of Beers on Division, and Club Liquid
In April 2009, the Comicality Chatroom was closed with the following message:
Of course this article aims to be fair and balanced, so here are some quotes from his fanbase to show you that they are a rational bunch, who would never hurt children. For those not in the know, apparently a 'Peter' is the man in a man/boy relationship.
- His Site
- Forum 1 - With Wet Dream of the Week
- Forum 2
- His new IRC Channel. Can be trolled for lulz
- About Comicality by Comicality. A good part of the page is taken up by him rationalizing his attraction to underage boys.
- Portal of Evil description, pretty accurate really.
- Are you a sick fuck? If so then you can buy a book of Comicality's works by clicking this link
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