Child Modeling

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Child Erotica, sometimes referred to as pedophile paraphernalia (or simply Child Modeling for sick fucks who don't want to be looked at as a pedophile), refers to children posing for artistic works, photographs, and/or other media as a regular yet harmless activity. Or in other words, it basically is barely legal CP but without any cocks. They usually consist of non-nude or 99% nude little girls doing sexual poses and can sometimes contain little boys for those who like it up the ass. Child modeling was created so Pedofucks all around the world could peacefully fap all day long without the fear of getting party v& and is popular on *chans such as Onlyhotchan or 12chan (where they actually show CP like all the other *Chans, but unfortunately for You they're always down). Despite it obviously being taboo, Some argue that child erotica isn't so bad and that it's alright. But you can obviously know who that's coming from.

In addition to those who believe it's harmless are the ones who feel it is wrong and should be illegal. Because of the varying definition of pornography, it can be quite difficult to rule out a picture of child erotica as CP and there have been successful prosecutions made with the possession of child erotica. However, that may not bother some people as even the slightest sight of a child, clothed or not, can give them a massive boner and cum buckets.

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Child modeling has been around for centuries.

Despite it not being technically classified as pornography, the subject of legality of child erotica is quite different in many countries. For example, in Japan, child erotica as well as CP is perfectly legal so long as the object has big animu eyes and a high pitched voice that could make your ears bleed to the point of death by massive blood loss. Oh, and don't forget tits. In the good ol' US of A, it's illegal for pictures to depict a little girl's crotch and/or cunt even if it is covered according to the 18 U.S.C. § 2252(a)(2), 18 U.S.C. § 2252(a)(4), and 18 U.S.C. § 2256(2)(E). But all of that doesn't really matter since most Americunts are already whores(but then again, what woman isn't?) and you pretty much see lolis at just about any local strip bar. Then there are those few who feel they have too much going on at home to leave their comfort zone into the real world. These individuals are not threatened by the laws as they have good knowledge on acquiring their said photos through the means of proxies and dumping their CP folders on a unsuspecting person's computer without their acknowledgement. Therefore instead of them being v&, their victims will get arrested all to their pleasure.

In countries like Europe, child erotica is only illegal if there's any nipple slips. Acquiring child erotica in Europe isn't so difficult as one would believe since you can find them right next to hardcore pornography DVDs like the current best selling Big Black Nigga Dicks in Little Tiny Asian Chicks. In Middle-Eastern countries, if a woman were to even show a single cell of her skin ANYWHERE, regardless of it being in porn or outside of their huts made out of donkey shit, they would be instantly executed in a slow, yet painful death as it is stated to do such if it were to occur as stated by the religion of peace. Despite erotic pictures of anything (except Camels) being highly illegal in Muslim countires, it is perfectly acceptable for one to sleep with a child of any age.

When its Classified as Porn

What, you didn't think there were any rules concerning child erotica? You probably were too interested in the pictures rather than to worry about the consequences. Like previously stated, not all pictures of little girls posing like sluts are legal (if any). Apparently, a lot of pedos can get away with owning obscene pictures as they can find many loopholes in the definition of pornography. To a certain extent, child erotica images can be legal and when caught with possessing the images, you can possibly get away with it so long as you don't own the images for sexual arousal. I mean why else would someone have 200 Gigs of scantly dressed little girls on their hard drive? As long as your fap folders aren't titled something obvious like "Little girls I would like to rape", then you shouldn't have too many problem from the feds.

So, you want to know when its not classified as porn? Here is the definition of porn according to Furry Emo crap art haven, you sick fuck!


  • Hands should not come into contact with genitalia in a manner which is clearly a display of fondling or masturbation.

Sexual Intercourse

  • Subjects should not be depicted in a clear display of sexual intercourse. This includes depictions of sexual penetration, oral to genital contact, genital to anal contact, and oral to anal contact without exception. Some depictions of same sex genital to genital contact and some depictions of oral to breast contact might qualify under this guideline as adjudicated by staff but not all will be considered an automatic violation of policy.

Sexual body fluids (actual or simulated)

  • There should be no depiction of semen or vaginal lubricants.


  • There should be no use of imagery depicting a male erection, however there may be exceptions granted to illustrations created for legitimate medical or educational purposes.

Vaginal or Anal Spreading

  • Female subjects should not be depicted with their labia spread or parted in any manner by hand or manipulated open or parted by any other artificial means or object. Neither sex should show the anus manually opened in a similar fashion.

Adult oriented (sexual) toys

  • "Adult toys" consisting of dildos, strap-ons, vibrators, etc. are not allowed

Modeling Agency

What a typical child model photographer looks like.

Just like all pornstars and centerfolds, every little girl (and boy) can sell themselves, move to Hollywood and sign up to be a child model just like how their daddy always wanted them to be. Unlike the porn industry, any kid under the age of 13 (sometimes 17) can apply because adults and teens are way too old. Model Agents everywhere are usually seen at a preteen pageant to discover any new models that they can use for their art. Whenever in the search for any new models, model agents have a very strict standard of whom they may choose. One of the most important things one must have in order to be a child model is to be a virgin. When questioned on why virginity is of such importantance, all agents will reply, "it's not for anything naughty, it just makes the model seem more cute, delicate, pure and harmless."

It's okay as long as they're having fun!


—What all normal people will tell you.

Of course there isn't anything quite bad about that, now is there?

Life as a Tweenage-model

Living the glamorous lifestyle of an underage model isn't as easy as one would hope. For starters, they must constantly travel from shoot to shoot just like any other models. They also have to give up their life, do whatever their manager tells them to do and forfeit all of their Jewgolds to them. Just like a real Prostitute! The only difference of when comparing a slut to making living as a child model is they only pose semi-nude and the only person they have sex with is their Manager as well as the photographer. And don't forget daddy!

But the subject of the matter is "What about their parents?". Some people often question how any parent would go and allow their precious little daughter (and sometimes son) to dress up in lingerie and other revealing clothes that barely hide their genitals. Then there are those who don't give a shit. So, how do these kids get permission from their parents of doing such lewd acts you ask? There are two, maybe three simple reasons for that explanation.

  1. They have the best parents ever that let them do anything!
  2. They voluntarily become one without their parents knowing. They also develop a very deep attachment with their manager.
  3. They want to show the world just about much of a special child they are since everything else they can't do is for losers

Of course, there are always cases in which the parents are completely oblivious to the whoring in which their child partakes in. One fine example would be this case of redneck mother and her daughter being photographed for some pedos.

It's Nothing but Art!!

If you've seen any sites, blog or boards that are rigorously dedicated to Child Erotica, then you would have already seen that the members/posters of those places viciously defend it. For instance when dealing with a typical child photographer, they will take the time to explain to you that their pictures are strictly for artistic purposes and nothing else. Upon visiting one of these sites, you will see how incredibly easy it is to create delicious drama. Calling all of the sites' active members "pedophiles" will instantly create a shitstorm, OR YOUR MONEY BACK, GUARANTEED! If one were to label all of these pictures as nothing but "thinly-disguised CP", it would also create a voidless storm of rage and whining. Lulz ensued. Despite their sexual tendencies that they will tell you over and over "it's not sexual", child modeling photographers have many limitations in comparison to amateur photographers. For one, they'll be autov& in the case that picture would be CP whereas amateur photographers can usually store their pictures for weeks in their hard drive without getting arrested. And the second limitation is there's no touching. But anything else behind the camera is Awwwright.

On *Chans

In the days of 4chan, during the years W.T. Snacks, the former faggot admin and wielder of the almighty Banhammer, once a CP thread was started the poster would be b& but the image he posted would remain. Of course, Mootykins, the top faggot of 4chan, was not pleased by this and decided to end Snacks' reign of banning by banning him. To no surprise did Snacks refuse to die in vein, so he decided to troll 4chan as much as possible.

But WTF does any of this have to do with this article? Nothing really, however non-nude threads of little girls and boys would be posted practically on every board on 4chan as well as any other chan after it. Most of these threads can go on until they break the image limit or until someone decides to troll the thread with a CP picture, thus having the entire thread closed and possibly b&ing every poster in that particular. With even more Lulz ensued.

It might come to no one's surprise as these threads don't usually get 404'd instantly. Possible theories suggest that Moot, along with any other mod that he hasn't already banned, enjoy these threads. And had it not been for the law, they would also enjoy the presence of CP threads. But if things were that way, /b/, and pretty much everywhere on the internet would be filled CP without any sort of removal.

See Also

What most people who fap to Child Erotica look like.

People who Fap to Child Erotica

People who sell Child Erotica

Sites to dedicated Child Erotica

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