Black Panther

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Black Panther, commonly known as WE WUZ KANGS... teh movie! is a pro-nigger movie made in 2018 in which the common fantasy of a wealthy, successful and technologically advanced black nation becomes reality. Black Panther was originally the name for a terrorist organization that sought to overthrow the US Government and install a black supremacist government. However, a bunch of retards thought it would be a good title for a shitty Marvel superhero movie. History never fails surprise us with it's sick twists, aint that right, faggot?

Production

When asked "who made Black Panther" you might hear the names of several prominent niggers, especially Joe Robert Cole and Ryan Coogler. Sounds legit huh... black supremacist movie... made by blacks... for blacks.

But scratch beneath the surface and you will find the idea of black panther itself is actually the brainchild of Stan Lee and Jackob Kutzberg, produced by Kevin Feige by a company owned by Avi Arad. Noticing a pattern here?

In making Black Panther, this revolting pack of media kikes managed to kill two birds with one stone: Spread anti-white and pro-nigger propaganda and make a movie that LITERALLY EVERY NIGGER IN THE WORLD (and a huge number of liberal white people) would watch. Due to the fact that both these groups are generally too dumb to pirate movies, literally everyone paid for it and it ended up becoming the highest earning movie of the year, and one of the highest grossing in history, sending over 1.3 billion shiny gold coinz straight into the claws of the international jewry. SUCCESS!!! Jewlewding.jpg

Plot

Lion King with a fresh paint job

After the death of his gay and white father, T'Challa returns home to the nigger nation of Wakanda to take his rightful place as a Trump look-alike. When a challenger appears in the form of a Call of Duty MLP Pro who calls himself "Killmonger", T'Challa's mettle as king -- and as Black Panther -- gets tested when he's drawn into a conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and his Vibranium at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people.

Wakanda

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Wakanda is a rich, prosperous and technologically advanced superpower that is, beyond all logic, somehow located in Africa and run by black people. Think about it: a First-World Country run by niggers. This country looks more like the black supremacist version of Trump's America viewed by someone who suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome; countries with walls and a homogeneous nigger population.

The country is rich because a meteor once landed there, so it is pure luck that the nignogs can actually eat. Remember kids, if you don't have a giant space rock filled with vibranium, you are fucked. Because Wakanda is the richest country in the region, it does not allow any of the other niggers from around in. It literally has a giant wall.

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That 30 feet wall



Our favourite fat fuck basement-dwelling would-be film critic on Wokeanda:

Rotten Tomatoes Score Controversy

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Black Panther: The greatest picture to ever be released
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Typical Black Panther review

Because our society has been taken over by a religion that mandates the whites must bow down before black cock, or else they are racist, this movie was hyped to hell and back by the press and various twitter addicted (white) soyboys, and they stated that anything less than a perfect 100 score means that the reviewer giving that score must be a Nazi. The dodos behind Rotten Tomatoes even prepared banning users who tried giving a negative score on their website to combat the usual "Hatred, racism, bigotry" and to maintain an honest audience score.

The first reviews came in, and it's a full-on hailstorm of positive reviews ranging from 6/10 scores bumped from 5 just to avoid getting shit flung by the apes, to 5/5 reviews considering it one of the best films of all time, all of this resulting in a perfect 100% rating on opening day. Naturally Australia did not listen to the hivemind, giving it two out of its three negative Rotten Tomato Scores, but that didn't stop Black Panther from being declared by RT as THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE.

Things that Black Panther doesn't actually have

Despite being a shitty SJW black supremacist movie glorified by libtards, here are some things this film thankfully didn't add:

See also

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Personas

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People

Abner LouimaAdria RichardsAfro NinjaAfroduckAinsley HarriottAl SharptonAlison FloydAmanda KijeraAmericanDad86Mychal BellAntoine DodsonBags of MoneyBANGSBarry BondsBernie MacBill ClintonBlack DiligentBarack Hussein ObamaBLACK_MANBLACKB0NDBLACKbusterCriticBlackwashingBomani ArmahBrandon PhillipsBrenda WilliamsC-NOTECandyJunkieCarltonCasey BrezikCharles RamseyCharlie Check'mCheyenne CherryChris DornerCondoleezza RiceCRoadwarriorCulexorDangermanDave ChappelleDcigsDeborrah CooperDr. Laura SchlessniggerDramasetterEDP445Fresh PrinceFuture the rapperG-ZayGary ColemanGeneral Butt NakedH2OHappy NegroHerman CainIsaac HayesIsmaaiyl BrinsleyJadaJames WatsonJeremiah TrueJesse JacksonJkidJoseph KonyKanye WestKerney ThomasKobe BryantLatarian MiltonLil BLoud NigraM0M0koMadThad0890MajelaZeZeDiamondMalcolm XMark EssexMartin Luther King, Jr.Marvin Morvan and Alex TeniolaMary Alice AltorferMaurice ClemmonsMichael JacksonMichael VickMike TysonMintahMiss LandmineMr PregnantMr. TMuteba KidiabaNawlinWikiNicki MinajNigger PigRick RossOFWGKTAOG LocOJ SimpsonOld Spice GuyOprah WinfreyP DiddyPurple AkiQueen KongRachel DolezalReverend XRobert Butler Jr.Rocky LockridgeRon MexicoRucasRudy EugeneSenator Barack Hussein ObamaSheneequaSoulja BoyStarlaglamSteve Hodder-WattSweet BrownTacgnolTarisai VusheTay ZondayTedius ZanarukandoThe Booty WarriorThe CrackheadThe TrashmanTiger WoodsTony EvereadyTony48219Tookie WilliamsTrayvon MartinTyra BanksUnMaskingTheTruthValisHDWilliam UnekWrong Location Nigger

Parlance

Are You Serious?BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUDBix NoodBrraa pap pap papBOOYA!Dat AssDINDUNUFFINEbonicsENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK ITFirst World ProblemsFlea Market MontgomeryFuck The PoliceGeorge Bush doesn't care about black peopleHack is Wack!Happy NegroI Go Chop Your DollarImma Let You Finish IM PRESSIN CHARGESNiggers tongue my anusNot racistRead a BookScrub Me Mama With A Boogie BeatSittin On Tha ToiletSmell yo dickThanks ObamaThe BoondocksThese CuffsWHOO

Pastimes

365Black.com419 Nigerian Email ScamsBasketballBlackbirdBooty ShakingChikinsChimpoutConspiracy theoriesDogo Nahawa MassacreDolemiteFUBUHypebeastJenkemKFC Double DownKool-AidLinux for NiggersNigga Know TechnologyPolice AbolitionPool's ClosedRacismRapRapeRiotsSoulja Boy Tellem ChatSwagThe Black SentinelThe Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock)TwitterUbuntuVoodooVuvuzelaWatermelonzWorldstar Hiphop

Past

BLACK FACE contempoLynchingNO NIGGERSSlavery (see also Nigger Manual)

Present

AIDSAll The Niggers Are DeadBlack People Love Us!Chocolate RainComputer Science IIICulexorGay Nigger Association of AmericaJena SixP.A. PalaceSheeeitThere are no niggers on the InternetUnemployment ♠ and Welfare

Enemies

A. Wyatt MannAznCopsDylann Storm RoofEbola virusEmploymentEpic Beard ManIlluminatiKu Klux KlanJames WatsonJohnny RebelJustine SaccoKramerRacismSpicsPopobawaWWhite people

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