Andrew Sullivan, aka Sully, aka St. Andrew, aka "RawMuscleGlutes" is one of the most 1337 blawggers of the Blog-O-Sphere. It is unclear whether he's allied with the leftards, or the rightards. But he's certainly reviled by both sides. Andrew used to love George W. Bush, but then Bush betrayed him and now he has a crush on Obama. He possesses levels of empathy for victims of torture previously thought impossible even for gay men, and may border on superhuman. This extreme empathy has driven him mostly insane, as apparent from his blawg, which still manages to draw quite a bit of traffic, possibly because he's a train-wreck of lulz that people cannot look away from.
Sully was born in England, where 99% of all males are either gay or bi. He was raised in the Catholic church. He moved to America to pursue a career in professional political bitching. He got a job with the greatest magazine evar, The New Republic.
Sully does not care about Black People
—Andrew Sullivan, The New Republic
IRL Troll, Dong Collector
Sullivan has called for morality in the gay community, and has attacked homosexuals for their "libidinal pathology," and their "reckless" sexual behavior during the AIDS crisis. He also criticized President Clinton for his "reckless, oblivious, careening narcissism" displayed during the Lewinsky affair. Ppl thought Sullivan was totally serial, but really he was just trolling.
He described himself as:
Sully Bravely Contracts Faggot Fever
To this day Sully continues to promote AIDS awareness.
Trolling the Iraq War
God forbid he neglect to pat himself on the back for his courage.
Sometime last thursday, Sully decided that he had fought long enough and had made enough brave selfless sacrifice. He grew bored of being a pro-war troll and decided it would lulzier and more profitable to be goddamn hippy. He made a complete 180 and denounced his former hero, George W as the master of all evil. Now Sullivan is an insufferable America-hating prick who regularly congratulates himself for his courage and refers to people who hold the same view that he held a short while ago as "cowards."
Torturing a Dead Horse
Andrew Sullivan has near superhuman empathy with the victims of torture. Whenever anyone, anywhere in the world is tortured, his butt begins to tingle and hurt. It doesn't matter whether the victim is being water-boarded, fed feet first through a wood-chipper, or simply wrapped in the Israeli flag; St. Andrew can feel his pain. Because of this, Sully must blog at least 100 times a week about torture, or his empathic powers will overwhelm his already fragile herpes-addled brain and drive him insane. That is, more insane than he already is.
- Drive an SUV? You support terrorism!!11one
- Cheney and Rumsfeld want to lose the Iraq War on purpose! Just for the lulz!!!111!!!11!!1!
- Pat Tillman was murdered because he was a proud atheist[email protected]@@1211!!
- Oh noes! Evil Christianists want to mutilate little boys' genitals!!!111oneoneIII1110.9999999999
- Sarah Palin faked her pregnancy!!1!!11!
- Bush's commutation of Scooter Libby's sentence is a sign of creeping authoritarianism. But it isn't. What?