3OH!3 (pronouced like a faggot douche, Three Oh Three) is a two piece electro-hip-hop group from Colorado, US of A. 3OH!3 consists of Sean Foreman, 23, and Nathaniel Motte, 25, who are both white and think that they can rap. Motte's last name was a common 18th century word used in ribald literature of the time as a synonym for pussy, appropriately. 3OH!3 is known for their lack of skill of any sort and their incomprehensible nonsense they call songs, which are really performance pieces consisting of Motte and Foreskin shouting over a beat from a cheap keyboard. 3OH!3 are also blatant misogynists, which can clearly be heard in their no. 1 single, Don't Trust Me’’.
—3OH!3 getting no respect from Whores
FROM DA WEST COAST
Just like NWA, Wu-Tang Clan, and Jurassic 5, 3OH!3 had it's hardcore beginnings. Sean Fagman invited his fuck buddy Nathan over for their usual day long session of bare backing. Afterward while they were cleaning the sperm and feces off of each other whilst dropping rhymes in their spare time, they formulated a plan to get some scene pussy. They would borrow the talents of other artists and be a totally artificial hip music group, and so they decided it was a good idea as they could also keep fucking each other on the side.
Oddly, unlike some of their Crunkcore contemporaries, they are the closest thing to straight-edge in their genre, probably due to their Hipster agenda or their being far too white to truly have experienced the wonderful effects of drugs stronger than a couple cans of PBR. Not that they ARE sXe, as they do drink and "sleep with" "women", but their snarky commentary on most drugs, being carrot-eaters, and promoting a belief in some Jew nailed to 2x4s eons ago as an alternative to being a dipshit Scenefag puts them in a pretty close comparison. Whatever their reasons, this has brought about questions of the validity of being in a genre of attention-whoring alcoholics who do lots of drugs and/or dongs; these questions mostly being, "WHY DO YOU CALL US CRUNKCORE BAAAAAW?" The simple answer is of course they still share a common bond - h8tin' bitches and being white
Considering that this kind of music and it's listeners are all mainstream losers it can be hard to consider any of it original or containing any kind of talent.
Nonetheless, 3OH!3 can be considered rap/crunk/electronica/rock/pop, or the proper term, shit. Lyrics are either presented in the form of "rap", or a familiar whiny yelling. Lyrics usually consist of talking about how much ass they get from your girlfriend, how much of their parents money they spend on cheap beer, or that they can definitely kick your ass no matter what. Also remember that cussing a lot makes you cool.
Like every other rap group in existence, 3OH!3 are massive misogynists, which stems from their deep seated homosexuality that can clearly be heard in their lyrics. Many butthurt lesbians have been noted to disagree with 3OH!3's sexist lyrics. But here at ED we know they are simply stating the obvious. Never-the-less, for the purpose of NPOV, here is a cumdumpster outraging about 3OH!3's lyrics during a live show.
There are pages and pages of this butthurt whinging here.
So Much Talent!
Katy Perry fucks up their song
In this video you can see Katy Perry jumping around like an idiot in a blue dress, fucking up the lyrics (pretty much just repeating the word "Ho" over and over like fucking Santa Claus and generally being a douche bag whore, including stage diving into the crowd and recieving Goatse from hundreds of people.
3OH!3 - Dont Trust Me Live w/ Katy Perry
Beavis and Butt-Head explain how Sean and Nathaniel met
On December 4, 2015, 3OH!3 released a single titled "My Dick", which is supposed to be part of an upcoming album. The music video features a 60-year-old wanker with a cock the size of a Gippsland earthworm, which, when erect, causes him to pass-out. The autotune is fucking atrocious, and to top it off, a large portion of the lyrics are sung by an ugly nigger baboon. 3OH!3 announced this piece of shit on Twitter, and now every 13-year-old fuckboi in America won't stop talking about it.
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