2 Chainz

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2 Chainz (Powerword: Tauheed Epps) is a rapper from Georgia with an almost-Jewish obsession for gold, and likes to rhyme "booty" with "booty" in what some argue is an attempt to create music with mass appeal. Chainz shuns overtly complex lyrical structure and rhyme-schemes in a manner similar to 'base-rap', only with less thought.

Originally known as "Tity Boi", he slowly realized that most of his fans and critics were actually laughing at his retarded moniker. So in 2011, he adopted the new stage name "2 Chainz" in order to be more "family friendly". Since then, he's collaborated with wonderous wordsmiths such as Drake (Not from that funny Nickelodeon show, the other one), Kanye, Nicki Minaj, Lil Ihaven'thitpubertyyetANE, hell, even that female Canuck that nobody likes! He's even appeared as a guest star on iCarly!



   
 
Me and smart niggas, we don't get along.
 

 
 

— 2 Chainz


Subjects he raps about

Typical nigger stuff like:

  • His obvious 2 Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainz
  • Money
  • Girls (Although he's probably a fag considering the notable lyric "Shawty got some real good P'nuss(Sounds like Penis)" from the song "Crack".)
  • Drugs
  • Watermelon
  • Having nothing to rap about, as he's just run out of drugs
  • Lamenting the loss of another fried chikkun joint going out of business

Why YOU should listen to him

   
 
I be going dumb, I be going retard(Truuuuuu).
 

 
 

— 2 Chainz

  • For a cheap laugh
  • To fap to because you're a fucking loser
  • So you can pretend to be cool in front of all your friends at swing choir

Fanbase

Truuuuuuuuuu

External links

See also

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