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Zoe Quinn, real name Chelsea Van Valkenburg, nude model stage name Locke Valentine, is a rainbow-haired feminazi, shitty video game developer, a popular item on the menu at the fast food chain restaurant Five Guys Burgers & Fries, and internet whore who sleeps with indie developers and video game news journalists behind her (ex) boyfriend's back in exchange for panel seats, contest wins, positive media coverage and whatever general good favor her pussy can snatch her. She also sucks the dick of anyone willing to suppress negative publicity about her, which is why no other website is willing to mention this controversy aside from this beacon of truth. It's also worth mentioning that by her own standards, Zoe is also a rapist.

If you're seeking information on how to convince Zoe to turn herself in for the criminal she truly is, grab a bucket of popcorn and read the uncensored facts about the Twitter-favicon.png #GamerGate/Twitter-favicon.png #Quinnspiracy saga below.

Depression Quest

Depression Quest is Zoe's most notorious accomplishment in the gaming community (as far as video games go, that is), and is completely overshadowed by the means of how she managed to receive positive reviews for it while deleting negative reviews. This game is approved by her allies Anita Sarkeesian and NeoGAF.

5 player co-op.

The "Game" Itself

The entire "game" is actually just a bunch of text which narrates the life of a sad, pessimistic, apathetic loser who winds up calling various suicide hotlines because they can't handle the basics of a simple life. Instead of appealing to people with actual depression, it reads more like the angsty diary of an overweight teenage girl, and Zoe doesn't hesitate to silence her critics by banning people who try to explain to her what living with actual depression is like.

The only thing that makes this story a "game" is the fact that you're given a list of scenarios to pick at the end of every instance of whiny text walls in order to produce a different outcome. However, at the end of each outcome, nothing happens aside from you being told that you're still depressed, and the worse part is there's no option to an hero.

It was created by the use of Twine so that Chelsea didn't have to do any actual programming, because everyone knows that programming is a man's job. Proclaiming you created a game of this caliber is equivalent to saying you completed a paint-by-numbers using crayons. In spite of this fact, every site that's reviewed it gave it high scores because Zoe literally takes it up the ass from game reviewers in exchange for good publicity. Of course she couldn't suck everyone's dick, and a few honest reviews managed to slip through the cracks (unlike dicks do from the crack of her ass):

Depression Quest Steam Greenlight Comment
Greenlighted by red light districting
Depression Quest Causes Depression
Who considered it a game?
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Accurate Review
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Zoe is the #1 whore
Depression Quest Steam Review3
The critics rave
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5 player co-op
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Read the end
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Kotaku approved
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needs 5 more guys
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What will happen if you give a bad review - Ban from Zoe herself

Zoe uses Robin Williams' Death to make Money

This is the gameplay... Yes, it's all just text that looks like a tumblr hipster blog.
Honoring the man's memory

One brilliant thing that Zoe did to promote her game was get a celebrity endorsement. Although that endorsement was from someone who was no longer alive. You see, just as she was finishing up "Depression Quest", washed-up actor Robin Williams decided it was time to fucking an hero himself.

Seeing the business opportunity arise, Zoe quickly made a post on her blog trying to rope in Robin's suicide into her publicity campaign before his corpse was even cold. She pointed out how "conflicted" she was about making the post, however, that apparently didn't stop her and she went ahead and did it anyway.

Deleted again. Good job gang.

Using false flag harassment by Wizardchan for attention

Soon after her shit game was rejected from Greenlight, someone on CWCwiki hatched a plan to fuck with the virgins on Wizardchan: He made two posts about how Zoe is a faggot and then linked her to it.

In response she did what every strong woman and feminist does and played the victim. Receiving ass-pats from such distinct individuals as Anita Sarkeesian and that chick from Mighty No. 9. Both of whom incidentally are sleeping with the people responsible for their internet success. Soon after some homo called her house while jerking off into the phone... Obviously this was the work of the manchildren at Wizardchan! Only there is no proof and she gets this kind of shit every day anyway.

BUT WAIT! Was it really them? Fucking no. About two months after GamerGate started, Hotwheels, the admin of 8chan and formally of Wizardchan did an interview on Know Your Meme where he revealed that an IP check proves that Zoe was the one posting threats against herself on Wizardchan prior to the attack.

The real irony though? Most of the users on Wizardchan are fat, kissless virgins in their late 30's living in their mom's basement who actually DO have depression. So harassing them falsely over her game about suicide being rejected probably drove them all closer to suicide.

Social justice at work.

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Stealing Donation Money

On Zoe's site for DQ it said that "a proportion" (did she mean "portion"?) of the proceeds from the game will go to iFred, a charity to help people suffering from depression. But after they were contacted by journalist Milo Yiannopoulos they confirmed they don't know who she is.

Zoe quickly changed her story, claiming she was actually donating money to "National Suicide Prevention Lifeline". Buts someone quickly Emailed them as well and they confirmed that Zoe was lying. Then she went on to delete the mentions of both iFred and NSPL off of the page, forgetting that people had already capped it.

Later iFred confirmed that she DID donate money to them, so why she would delete their name off the DQ page is unclear. However, the NSPL donations are still unaccounted for.

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To stand Zoe up a second time, 4chan started a second charity to donate to sufferers of depression, reaching their goal of $3,000 within 2 hours. Which is more than Zoe claims she had donated.

Depression Quest Simulator

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(See also: Oppression Quest)

Sabotaging 400k Game Jam/Reality show/Charity

Good versus evil

In 2014 Zoe was invited to Matti Leshem's new attempt at making a video game based reality show, where indie developers would create a game in 48 hours and the proceeds from it would go to charity, called "Polaris Game Jam". After spending the entire day acting like a cunt, annoying people, and calling JonTron a brony, Zoe became jealous of all the money going to charity instead of going to her. She immediately decided to sabotage the show and was quoted she wants Matti Leshem's "Head on a stick".

Soon Nathan Grayson (with whom she was sleeping) sourced her and Robin Arnott (with whom she was also sleeping) in a Kotaku article slamming the event and accusing Leshem of being a misogynist for no reason. Other gaming news sites that didn't even attend the event ran the story, Leshem lost his job. Zoe also organized a half-assed protest for people wanting to renegotiate their contracts but asked others to be the public face of the events detractors so that it wouldn't be linked back to her. Still, Zoe almost got sued and then opened her own site for a competing project on the very same day and all the journalists Zoe was friends with were instructed by her to, from then on, every time someone informs them that she is intentionally trying to bring down other gaming charity projects, suggest to them that they instead donate all the money they got to her fake charity project and promote it instead.

Zoe's Game Jam, however, has no start date, no end date, no venue, no details, never updates and all the money donated to it goes directly to her personal paypal account that she uses to ask for "tips" with on her other websites. So did Zoe intentionally sabotage a massive charity project that could have benefited the entire gaming community so that she could defraud people out of money for a fake knock-off of it? Probably.

Zoe Shuts Down Charities for Personal Profit

Who likes stealing money from dying children? Zoe does! It turns out that Zoe, together with her fuck-buddy Maya Kramer, has shut down at least 3 charity projects accusing them of being anti-feminist because more money going to charity related feminist projects means less money going to her scam.

She contacted a project helping girls who have no computer skills (just like every girl) to create video games and uses the money from those games to donate to a charity for people dying of colon cancer. 8% of the money as well as royalties still go to the girls who came up with the idea even though they do 0% of the work. However, according to Zoe Quinn, making chicks work for free for a charity is oppression. Even though they don't actually work and it isn't free despite that being what "Charity" means in the first place.

She convinced her white knight nerds to dox and DDoS the site, reported any thread about what she was doing and told all her internet journalist friends (all of whom she had already blown) that if they contact them they should suggest that they instead donate the money from the project to her obvious scam.


According to Zoe, the people who were running the charity also hate trannies and were stealing both the money AND the IP rights to the games being made. The only problem with her logic is that she was completely fucking wrong about it being true. The people she was fucking-over even had a prepared statement for journalists that blew her the fuck out, but Zoe was able to prevent it from being heard using her dirty snatch.

Later she would claim she never asked anyone to dox or DDoS them and only made 4 tweets, but she must have the opposite of double vision because the actual number is 44.

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In the end, when the story broke 4chan ended up raising and donating over $7,000 $12,000 $25,000 $35,000 ???? (so far) purely out of spite. Meaning they had done more for feminism than Zoe ever did. In fact, Anita Sarkeesian got so mad at them she tweeted at them to stop taking charity money from 4chan and Patricia Hernandez, a Kotaku columnist, made and idiot of herself calling them a "Cathedral of Misogyny", all of which only caused them to donate even more. They ended up donating so much that they won to have a character they named Vivian James added to the game that will be made (later reddit did the same thing, came up with an even dumber character while being accused of being MRA's by butthurt feminists). The charity was also hacked a couple of times for about a day, probably by the same people who hacked Phil Fish's site (read further down) but none of the money was lost and more attention was drawn to the cause as a result. In part because people blamed feminists for the hacking.

Later the TFYC posted a "peace treaty" on their site saying they are not longer fighting Zoe. Later, they removed it and explained in an interview that Zoe promised to sign it and backed out at the last minute after they had already posed it. She also tried to bribe them into lying and saying that she didn't dox them and even...

We explained that she had retweeted Maya’s doxxing information. Zoe explained that Maya was not associated with her (A point which goes against Maya’s webpage and the twitter conversation) and attempted to manipulate the situation, and blame it on Maya.


—TFYC, About how Zoe threw her agent/lover under a bus to save her own skin

Zoe has done this to two more charities that we know of, however, when you would bring this up to any game journalists they would refuse to report on it because...

Why Is No One Reporting On This?

#1 Army of white knights

Due to the sheer number of cocks that Zoe has had inside her, she has gained the ability to command her pussified lovers to obey her every whim, and this includes, but is not limited to: supporting her e-begging scams, lying to cover up for her, and censoring any articles or posts that point out her whoring ways, first starting with some shitty obscure Brit-bong gaming website called 'Games Nosh', which appeared to be the only site at the time with the balls to call Zoe out on her dick sucking. As a result, they faced the wrath of Mrs. Quinn's fuck puppets who swiftly rescued their fair maiden in distress by taking down the entire website, and just to make sure; these brave protectors of the poor, defenseless Zoe Quinn got her to contact Internet Archive to ensure that no more of those gosh darn misogynist trolls could see the page ever again - but they seemed to have forgotten about the screen capture function on their keyboard.

The next target for the ZIDF, was the less obscure but even more shit gaming website, N4G, which had also decided to call Zoe out on her cum gargling. Once more, Zoe's legion of effeminate males who she totally didn't fuck to further her shitty career, jumped to her defense when they realized that the article in question was the third most popular post on the site for that day, They put their White Knight skills into overdrive; yet again successfully pulling an article from public view - and so it appeared that the ZIDF's work was done, for now, at least, as it was now time to lay with their fair maiden for a night of orderly queuing and sloppy seconds.

But even after all of this was exposed to the public, Zoe and her fanboys had the nerve to attack another gaming site even though everyone was watching them. This time it was TechRaptor, that got its reddit account banned for posting an unflattering article about Zoe and got their site shut down by their provider.

Zoe's pack of social justice warriors and white knights have taken to silencing her detractors by calling each and every one of them misogynists and anti-feminists. Being accused of bigotry is a swift kiss of death in the industry, making this tactic highly effective.

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#2 Threats to End your Career

"Don't disagree with Zoe if you want to have a future in game Development"... NOT ANYMORE!

After the story finally broke, several indie devs came forward and revealed that any attempt to comment negatively on Zoe in the past was met with both implied and explicit threats to have their career in video-gaming destroyed. This goes as far as rape allegations against Zoe by a follow developer (read further down) being swept under the rug using intimidation. Half of the people on the indie gaming scene were friends of Zoe or scared of her. Several reporters on gaming news sites actually donated money to her so if you said something she doesn't like they would write an article about you or refuse to promote your games. That is why anyone who spoke out against her would be told to shut up or be black-balled by the rest of the industry.

#3 Journalistic Code of Silence

Anon admits we are winning this

Before, during and after this story broke, most gaming sites refused to comment on it. Those that did framed the story to make Zoe look like a victim. As a result, a wide network of connections between game devs and journalists was exposed. It was shown that most of the gaming press was pushing an SJW agenda because they were friends, financial supporters or lovers of game devs. Anyone refusing to fall in line was fired and any site siding with the gamers was blacklisted by Zoe and her friends.

After this was exposed the gaming sites began calling gamers names, denying fault and, finally, posting 20 articles on the same day on different sites (but by interconnected people) declaring the term "Gamer" to be dead. Thereby starting the GamerGate.

But her twitter army and connections is not the only thing that helped keep this secret...

#4 - Zoe cheats with 5 guys to advance her career

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Her ex-boyfriend who vicariously kissed every man in the indie game industry

Recently Zoe's giant pussy of a boyfriend, Eron Gjoni, broke up with her and posted a tl;dr blog about what a cunt she is. He told the story of how he met and fell in love with a butterfaced, once divorced Social Justice Warrior. He recounts how she spent all their first dates telling him about how she never lies because her mother was a pathological liar, and how she never cheats, because her ex-husband was emotionally abusive towards her, and how cheating on someone and then having sex with them without them knowing is literally rape. Which is funny because later she cheated on him, lied about it, emotionally abused him exploiting the fact he has panic attacks to convince him he went crazy, and then "raped" him.

He then explained that he suspected she was cheating on him with four guys, but he was wrong! It was at least five. Mind you, this was over like a 2 month period. Another thing she was unwilling to give a direct answer about is having an STD... So I guess all those guys she fucked should listen to Kool Moe Dee and go see the doctor.

When all else failed, Zoe did the logical thing and (just like a typical Borderline princess)...


She told him she tried to commit suicide so Homo McPussy had to rush to her hotel and keep trying to work things out. But when she kept lying, he told her he would not break up with her but only if she let him read her FB inbox to see she wasn't fucking more guys. She freaked out, accused him of invading her privacy and said she needed "time to think". Instead of thinking, she (like the deceitful, underhanded rat she is) used said time to delete shit from her inbox before giving it to him.

So who were the guys? The person who wrote the blog names three and hides the name of another two. But, thanks to hints he left so that the people he is talking about know who they are, people on the interbutts believe they were able to discover their identity.

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Connection to Zoe and other information Details
Brandon McCartin (disputed)
Fez Co-Developer (possibly MARRIED) Close personal friends with Phil Fish and co-developer of the one-hit-wonder nongame Fez. It's reasonable to assume that Brandon getting his dick wet by Zoe is the reason behind Phil Fish's recent Twitter tirade, white knighting Zoe and condemning all the evil trolls who have nothing better to do than expose the lack of integrity within gaming journalism. It's also reasonable to assume that Zoe fucked Phil Fish as well, however hilarious that mental image may be.
Kyle Pulver (disputed)
Bonesaw guy Indy game developer that nobody cares about. She probably fucked him for code. Or because they have the same color of hair.
Nathan Grayson
Kotaku/RockPaperShotgun writer whom she fucked for a review This "Strong voice for feminism in gaming" is not above sucking cock to get a good review of her shit game. Which is exactly what she got because video game journalists are not real journalists and having never heard of the concept of "Conflict of interests" or that getting a hummer in exchange for 5 stars on Depression Quest and paying for her abortion might be considered one.

So she pretty much fucked this dude a number of times while her boyfriend thought she was alone. She actually invented two imaginary people so that her boyfriend didn't know she's all alone with this guy. Then she fucked him, and while they were fucking regularly behind her boyfriend's back, he wrote not one but two (2) articles on two separate websites where he mentions her product.

When this story broke and Nathan's editor was contacted for a response, he said Nathan assured him he was not yet in a relationship with her when he was writing those articles. However, a quick look at the dates proves that he almost certainly lied to his editor.

Robin Arnott
Fucked him so that her game would win a contest he was judging. Indie game developer, makes sounds and art. Also friends with Phil Fish.

But, more importantly, he was on the panel of judges "IndieCade", the contest where her shitty depression game won an award together with Maya Kramer, with whom she was also sleeping who was also a judge of that contest, works in a PR company that also represents Anita Sarkeesian, and helped Zoe take down "The Fine Young Capitalists".

He also helped her fuck up the Polaris Game Jam by being cited as a source on Kotaku at Zoe's request. So this is all a plot by all four of them to promote her (non-)game while taking down others - some sleazy, conspiratorial shit (with a side of herpes).

Joshua Boggs
MARRIED and also her boss So she was fucking her boss, which is probably the only reason she was even working on that team in the first place since she has no skills. Not only did she fuck him, but less than 12 hours later she kissed her boyfriend on the lips after tossing his salad.

Note that HE ALSO HAS A WIFE! and when her boyfriend suggested they tell the wife her husband is cheating, Zoe quickly convinced him that they shouldn't because she might go public with it and it would "hurt a lot of people". People like the team she is working on as well as feminism in general, referring to herself as:

Nevermind that voice guzzling jizz by the gallon. Clearly she wasn't just thinking of herself, right?

All the other guys she fucked but her boyfriend couldn't get her to admit to... speculated to be in the thousands Zoe fucked at least 5 guys. Why "at least"? Because Zoe avoided giving a direct answer to the question of "How many guys were there?". Her boyfriend insisted she names all the guys together instead of one-by-one, but she continued to do it. Why? She screwed at least six dudes but she wasn't sure how many he knows about so she stopped at five then said she "doesn't remember" how many dongs were inside her because she was "too drunk".

Five guys AND ONE GIRL

Hire Maya as your PR person and she will suck the dick of anyone who can advance your career. Literally.
believed to be her ass

It turns out one of the countless people Zoe cheated on her boyfriend with was Maya Felix Kramer. The same Maya Felix Kramer who helped her DDoS The Fine Young Capitalists. The same Maya Felix Kramer who is a PR consultant in SilverString Media which also represents Anita, Kotaku and all the websites that later wrote articles about how "Gaming is dead". The same Maya Felix Kramer who was a judge on IndieCade together with Robin Arnott where Zoe WON and another person Maya represents was a FINALIST. Where else were both Zoe and this person finalists? At the "Independent Game Festival". And who were the other finalists? ALL OF THEM were represented by or friends with Maya or SilverString Media, including two games made by the CEO and CCO of SilverString. And what is SilverString media? A part of a larger company that has been exposed as secretly trying to force SJW issues into gaming. And why is any of this important?


That CEO not only owns the contest, but he is the sole judge of it. He picks all the other judges, who are not required to play any of the games that have payed him money to enter, then tells them who is the winner according to who was willing to give him head in exchange for the game they made getting the prize.

So, to recap:

  • Zoe slept with not one but TWO people from the judges panel of one contest she won. One of whom was her PR girl and the other helped her fuck up Polaris.
  • Slept with Nathan Grayson in exchange for positive reviews on her shitty non-game Depression Quest and paying for her abortion.
  • That same PR girl was a judge on ANOTHER contest where Zoe made the finals.
  • Her PR girl fucked the CEO of that contest.
  • The finalists in both contests were represented by or made by the crooked fucks judging the contest.
  • The news outlets who later reported that there was no conflict of interests they were also represented by them.

Confused? Watch this video:

Exposed by Ex-Boyfriend

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Video Proof of Logs

Siccing courts on ex

She managed to get a protection order in place but after he was successfully appealing it she dropped it before they could order her to.

Damage Control

Zoe is about to learn a thing or two about Streisand Effect

Her ex says he kept trying to fix the relationship but everything out of her mouth was a lie and soon she began to do to him what he had often seen her do when she fucks up online - damage control.

He says that he Zoe often deletes comments, reports articles and pretends to be friends with people she hates but have a fanbase big enough to wipe the floor with her's so she can send her fanboys to fight her wars for her (her beef with Jon Tron comes to mind).

It seems Zoe did a quick calculation and realized pretending to still love him long enough for them to end it on good terms to keep him from outing her was not worth the effort (bet she regrets it now) and started taking steps to minimize the damage in case he goes public with what he knows. First, she blocked him on facebook so all screencaps don't have her avatar, that way she can try and pretend they were fake, then she agreed to talk to him but only in person so that there would be no more logs to cap. That way if she can trick him into dating her again everything will be fine and if not she can try to act like he's making shit up.

After the info did go public she instructed all her internet friends to treat this all with "radio silence" to keep the attention off of it.

Little did Zoe realize there was a traitor among them

However, this did not work and she responded with this post on tumblr:

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Once again, I will not negotiate with terrorists.

Ok, let’s try this again.

This has nothing to do with games and is not a matter of legitimate public interest, but is simply a personal matter. I would hope and request that the games press be respectful of what IS a personal matter, and not news, and not about games. This is explicitly about my private life, which has been regrettably forced into the public and framed by people who pose a threat to my safety and well being as well as that of the people I love. I would hope that the effort people have gone through to dress it up as anything more would not be enough to have those who see it for what it is take the bait.

I am not going to link to, or address anything having to do with the validity of the specific claims made by an angry ex-boyfriend with an axe to grind and a desire to use 4chan as his own personal army. This is not a “she-said” to his “he-said”. The idea that I am required to debunk a manifesto of my sexual past written by an openly malicious ex-boyfriend in order to continue participating in this industry is horrifying, and I won’t do it. It’s a personal matter that never should have been made public, and I don’t want to delve into personal shit, mine or anyone else’s, while saying that people’s love and sex lives are no one’s business. I’m not going to talk about it. I will never talk about it. It is not your goddamned business.

What I *am* going to say is that the proliferation of nude pictures of me, death threats, vandalization, doxing of my trans friends for having the audacity to converse with me publicly, harassment of friends and family and my friends’ family in addition to TOTALLY UNRELATED PEOPLE, sending my home address around, rape threats, memes about me being a whore, pressures to kill myself, slurs of every variety, fucking debates over what my genitals smell like, vultures trying to make money off of youtube videos about it, all of these things are inexcusable and will continue to happen to women until this culture changes. I’m certainly not the first. I wish I could be the last.

Because I’ve had a small degree of success in a specific subculture, every aspect of my life is suddenly a matter of public concern. Suddenly it’s acceptable to share pictures of my breasts on social media to threaten and punish me. Suddenly I don’t have any right to privacy or basic dignity. Suddenly I don’t get to live out normal parts of life, like going through a bad and ugly breakup in private. I have forfeited this by being a blip in a small community, while those who delight in assailing me hide behind their keyboards and a culture that permits it, beyond reproach.

My life and my body are not public property. No one’s life and body are public property.

Sexuality is one of the most personal, hurtful, and easy things to demonize a woman over, and also has nothing to do with my games. Yet large swaths of the gaming community are either unable or unwilling to separate the two. I’m convinced that my ex chose 4chan as the staging ground for his campaign of harassment and character assassination because he knew this; he knew that someone claiming to be “from the Internet” has shown up at my house once already, and he is counting on the most reviled hubs of our community to live up to their sordid reputations. This is another example of gendered violence, whereby my personal life becomes a means to punish my professional credentials and to try to shame me into giving up my work. I’m still committed to doing my small part to create a world where no woman is at risk of experiencing this. That said, I am thankful that even boards with a reputation for being the most hostile places online have been able to tell the intent behind these threads and banned them outright, seeing the hate speech for what it is, and not-news for what it is.

As much as those leading the charge against me will do mental backflips to make posting pictures of my tits about “ethics”, the real agenda is plain as day if you give it even a moment of sincere critical thought. No one who would terrorize someone and the totally uninvolved people they love in this way on such a massive and public scale could ever honestly claim to be interested in “ethics” of any kind. These kinds of accusations have been levied against any woman of status in any industry, ever. I have been judged because, if you are a woman, you are expected to constantly “prove” yourself, and even mere accusations can somehow undo all the good you’ve done and justify any measure of depraved brutality against you. Meanwhile, I see major support thrown the way of my male colleagues when they are accused of any sort of wrongdoing. Neither of these attitudes is correct, and they are patently unfair and reductive. Nobody exists in a vacuum, and anyone can change and grow into a better person. Heroes and villains don’t exist - just regular boring-ass people with scars and fuckups and moments of brilliance. And every single boring-ass person deserves the space to keep personal matters private and handled outside the shark tank of anonymous internet boards.

Once again, I will not be addressing the specific validity of any statements about my private life. If you have good-faith questions or doubts, I am more than happy to discuss private matters in private, where they belong. But I refuse to be coerced into making my private life or anyone’s private life a matter of public record, and I refuse to be continually emotionally terrorized by people who have long decided to hate me regardless.

I’m looking forward to moving on and getting back to work. To anyone else who has had to deal with this kind of indignity on any scale, you have my undying support and my ear if you ever want to talk to someone who might understand. To the people who support my work and can see this crusade for what it is, thank you from the bottom of my heart. To those people, I love you, I always have, and I always will.

Despite what she says, when a game developer exchanges sexual favors for good reviews and other kickbacks like a spot on the team at her job or winning cash prizes it is the public's business.

Damage Control Pt.2 - Pretend you were doxed

Zoe has been known to dox her enemies (or at least get her virgin fans to do it for her), and amidst the shitstorm she decided that to prevent anyone from doxing her she would pretend to have been hacked and doxed already... Twice.

First she deleted her tumblr account and then reactivated and plastered with fake dox that she pretended were courtesy of /v/. However, even when she "regained control" of her tumblr, she did not delete her "dox". Making people realize it is just another one of her hair-brained schemes.

Some say the hack may have been real and the person who doxed her was an autistic failure. Whatever the case may be, the person who did it prompted everyone to find proof by digging up her info for real.

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Damage Control Pt. 3 - Attempt to lie your way out when the girlfriend of one of the guys you fucked tweets you

When things couldn't seem to get any worse for poor ol' Zoe, the girlfriend of one of the guys she screwed showed up to make her look like the cheating, lying whore that she was; and Zoe, not used to having a strong, independent womyn do the unthinkable and disagree with her, quickly got buttflustered in her attempt to shift the blame onto her fuck-puppet and saying she didn't know they were together - convinced that would get her off the hook. Unfortunately for her, Zoe didn't realize that not all women are as fucktarded as she is. 'Chloe' was able to see through her shitty lie, and called her out for a second time by telling her she did know and she knows she knew because she was the one who told her. This quickly lead to her ceasing all communication with Chloe to avoid further damage.

Zoe gets called out for being a whore

Damage Control pt.4 - All the websites white knight the whore

At first, half the nerds on the internet decided to suppress what is going on. Later some would loosen up on this when the story could no longer be contained, but the mark of shame remains. Sites who refuse to comment or report on the matter include, but are not limited to:

Inter-species breeding at work.

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The List of cowards

Mentioning what is going on in any of these sites is forbidden as well as talking about it in their respective forums. No news site would report on it and on Reddit and even 4chan (especially /v/) have been deleting every new thread about her and banhammering anyone who dares to post in them, proving what a bunch of dickless cowards the mods have become. Reddit deleted everything and some rumors say that a mod who exposed the coverup got the boot... So what's going on?

Well, very soon evidence popped up that shows that Zoe was working with the janitors on reddit and 4chan and that every other news site was part of the indie game inner circle and were protecting her. This continued until it became obvious that this can no longer be kept under wraps and they all started acknowledging the scandal. Later this led to a bigger shitstorm regarding the censorship problem on reddit discussed in GamerGate. The reason 4chan was deleting threads goes even deeper than that and can be read about in "m00t's GamerGate Sellout"

Damage Control pt.5 - GameOverGate!!!!


In a hilariously poor attempt to put out the flame Zoe Quinn pulled what she believed was her trump card: Logs from the 4chan IRC.

She revealed that she has been spying on them all along and can prove... nothing. She posted a bunch screencaps with captions underneath them saying things like "MISOGYNY EXPOSED!" and all her white knights rejoiced over her victory.

However, that is only because none of them actually read the screencaps. If you do read the logs that were capped, all they prove is that Zoe was in the room and that people were talking about her. Half of them say the opposite of what Zoe wrote about them in the caption and the rest are either people just talking or things taken out of context, as they explained can be seen from the full logs that were shared by /v/ in response. Another group who gloated over the logs but obviously did not bother to read them were a number of gaming journalists who decided to paint them as legit to try and exonerate themselves.

She pretty much just took the logs and capped the first place she found the word "Hack" without reading and posted it as proof people were trying to hack her.

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Zoe exposed as a Literal Rapist Phil Fish Freaks Out (Again)


During the controversy, someone decided it was time to come clean about something he was keeping to himself for a long time...

That Zoe Quinn sexually assaulted him at a wedding!!!

Yes, queen "nothing is consent and everything is rape" is a molester. The guy expressed concern about admitting this because he was scared of the harassment he might face from Zoe's white knights and her using her power to ruin his indie game career as a revenge... And he was right! She did exactly that as everyone attacked him (doing what feminists like Zoe often call "Victim Blaming") and all of Zoe's industry friends vowed to cut their ties with Zoe's rape victim. But one person in particular was eager to join the fray...

One-hit wonder and crybaby Phil Fish decided to come out of his self-imposed exile of hiding from trolls to also attack this dude. But, just like everything else Phil does, this too was a failure. After Zoe doing her best to suck every dick that can keep what she did from gaining attention, Phil's return only helped point a bigger spotlight on it. As things got heated, he even once again promised to not make games he was already not making as revenge against the game industry.

Phil Fish either already slept with her or is hoping to get some pussy out of this.

It should also be noted that Zoe's victim was publicly shamed into apologizing for 'making things worse' for Quinn. In SJW-land, calling out sexual harassment makes you a misogynist pig if you are male.

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Phil was subsequently hacked, shut down his "company" and was exposed for stealing "Fez" from his former partners, using his industry connections to get them to stay quiet about it and that "Fez" itself was just a tool in a massive racketeering scheme.

Nude Modeling Career and MURDER

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Going under the name "Locke Valentine", Zoe actually tried her hand at being a nude model. Of course back then she was also a complete liar and fraud. So it should come to no surprise that she was also exposed at this.

One of her former photographers posted on Facebook about how Quinn invited her to a shoot, didn't have anything ready, did a shit job and them claimed her roommate was crazy and not letting her publish the pictures but refused to give this chick her contacts to talk to her. The photographer chick was finally able to contact the roommate who told her it's a bunch of bullshit and after that Zoe spread rumors about her that she sexually harassed her.

The best part of all of this is that Zoe also confessed to stabbing a guy in the face and killing him. No one knows if she's seeking attention or she's really so delusional she believes that happened, but the info has been passed on to her ex to use in court and he confirmed she told him the same thing. All that is left to do now is for someone (you) to contact the police and have them investigate.

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Mallorie Nasrallah
Alright, story time. I've been basically silent on this issue, I am not sure my contributions are relevant, and I have feared being ostracized and ridiculed. I can accept the latter, but I really hate to waste people's time.

In 2007 I lived in New Hampshire, and was working as a photographer with a number of soft core "alt" erotica / porn sites. I traveled frequently to work with models affiliated with the websites I was affiliated with. A model working under the name Locke Valentine - this is the woman currently known as Zoe Quinn - modeled for two websites I was affiliated with - she as a model, I as a photographer. One of those websites is still in business, the other - unfortunately the one we communicated via - is no more.

Locke / Zoe was living in Albany, NY at the time. We expressed a desire to collaborate, and set a date for three photoshoots.

In fall of 2007 (according to my EXIF data 10/25/2007) I packed up my equipment and drove the 220 miles to Albany, for a weekend of work with Zoe.

By time I arrived in Albany, Zoe had cancelled one of the three shoots we had planned. She lived in a tiny apartment with her boyfriend / spouse / lover (I did not ask personal questions) and her roommate. I had been assured I could over night with them, and that they had room to accommodate a guest, and room to shoot in. They had neither. We ended up doing an impromptu shoot in the extremely crowded apartment, in the middle of the night, to try to save the shoot. I was not proud of it, but I knew with a bit of editing, it had potential.

While we tried to plan a shoot for the next day Zoe, and Co. chatted with me. She claimed to have stabbed a man - attempted rapist - in the face, who had grabbed her. She relayed to me no less than three other accounts of alleged violent assault. I will not share the details here, I feel that would be fundamentally indecent. I was alarmed at this, and I admit, by the time she made the claim that she stabbed a man in the face with a knife* and ran away, I was skeptical as well. Two claims involved alleged workplace incidents, and were her prime explanation for why she could not hold a job. I was mildly disconcerted, because true or false, these stories have good cause to make one uneasy. She also claimed to have reported nothing to police, or management at her work.

That was not all we discussed, we talked about modeling, the websites, and erotica/porn in general. It was what we both did for a living, and candid conversation on the subject was not unusual.

The next day I had to drive everyone to the location of our shoot, which was her roommate's place of employment. An arcade. This is the location where the photo shown here was taken. I was irritated that after driving 220 miles, and having to carry all my equipment to a shoot, I was also deliberately given the false impression that Zoe, and Co. would have their own transport. I was also irritated that Zoe could provide neither her own wardrobe for the shoot - it is normal for the model to use her personal items in these sorts of shoots - nor her own food while on site. Keep in mind, we both are paid by a site, once the photos are sold, everything I spent came out of my own pocket. Otherwise the shoot was unremarkable, it went far better than the one the night before, and we all had a basically good time.

We tried for some more photos that afternoon in a forested area Zoe directed me to, but we had neither enough light, or privacy to shoot anything substantial or of value.

I returned home, spent countless hours editing hundreds of photos. It was a terrible experience, but so be it.

When I was ready to send the photos off to Deviant Nation - the site we worked for - I wrote to her to let her know. It was only a few days, a week at most, since I had left Albany, but I ALWAYS get a model's final approval before I send photos off. As far as I know I am the only photographer working in that specific industry who had that strict policy.

Zoe informed me that her roommate, who had been involved in the shoots, either by being in the apartment, or smuggling us in to her place of work turned out to be a, " mentally unbalanced cunt," (her words not mine) among other things, and that it was unacceptable to use ANY of the photos we had taken that weekend. I was pretty upset about this, and sent her several messages asking if perhaps I could talk to the roommate, have her sign a waiver, or something, despite the fact that neither Zoe, nor I, had any legal obligation to ask the roommate's permission for ANYTHING. Zoe insisted that she was a crazy, evil bitch, and refused to provide me with any sort of contact information.

Finally, weeks later, a handful of other models I had worked with on the site messaged me to inform me that Zoe had written them and told them that I forced her to look at, "mutilated vagina," pictures, which she said, had horrified her, and she had basically sent me away then and there. The models she told this to knew me, and thankfully came to me with these nonsense claims. We had in fact discussed cosmetic surgery, while talking about modeling, and she had looked up Before/After Breast Implant images. The conversation moved on to Labiaplasty, and we looked at a few of those images as well. So, there is an inch of truth, in the really awful lie she told about me. There was never any force involved, and she was the one controlling the computer the whole time. This took place in her home, on her computer, with her boyfriend and roommate both in the room.

I decided it wasn't worth the fight. I was eventually contacted by the roommate, who told me a very different story to the one Zoe had, and I let the issue drop.

I was never paid for the images, because I respected her wishes and never published them. I still have the images in archive on my computer, because I archive everything. I was never reimbursed for the gas, wardrobe, or food I purchased on the trip. To someone starting their career, that was quite a dig to my wallet.

7 years later, Zoe is still BY FAR the worst client I have ever had.

What does this story have to do with GamerGate? When I realized Locke was Zoe, I was disgusted to see she was still playing the same games. Stealing, cheating, lying and claiming to be victimized by anyone and everyone. Maybe she did stab some guy in the face, and maybe in the first week at every new job she had, some guy tried to extort sex from her. Maybe that doesn't establish an MO on her part. But I know, I did nothing wrong to that woman, and I did not deserve to be lied about. I did not deserve to have my time and my money wasted, and even now, I wonder if opening my mouth about this means she will think of some new horse shit to spread about me to try to ruin my career. And that does seem to be her modus operandi.

If this were a courtroom, I would call myself some sort of character witness, and I'll let you all make of this what you will. Share it if you feel like it, I couldn't keep my mouth shut and watch her try to stomp out all the fires she has started by shitting on any more people's careers.

  1. gamergate #zoequinn
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Upon reading though archived emails, I discovered I can confirm and prove that she claimed to have killed the man she stabbed. (screenshot of email, irrelevant details redacted.


Unsurprisingly, since Zoe is a disgusting whore, she also did low budget porn on the side lines for some bestiality website that had accidentally mistaken Zoe for a young, sexy hog - but regardless of that fact, she was still paid for it, and the sick fucks into that sort of stuff got off to it as well, so everybody won in the end. Now these nudes have been collected and are now constantly being emailed to everyone she knows online or off.

Unfortunately, the archives have recently been baleeted, if anyone has them saved can reupload them, kthx.

Fun Fact: When you look at her profile on that site she admits that she is constantly masturbating.

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Zoe Tweets

Depression Quest Steam Review4
An admission of guilt?
Depression Quest Causes Depression
"Don't use me as an example of a shitty feminist even if I actually am"
- Zoe Quinn.
Depression Quest Steam Review
"Everything that happened to me is MRA's fault and has nothing to do with my own actions"
- Zoe Quinn.
Depression Quest Steam Review2
"Don't use me to discredit Zoe's work"
- Nathan Grayson ... What work?
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Egoraptor joining Quinn because JonTron is still making fun of her and he's still fighting with him.
Depression Quest Steam Review5
Five guys does not want.
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Thanks Anita.
Depression Quest Steam Review9
Zoe now hates gamers.

Depression Quest Steam Greenlight Comment
Zoe, pretending to be homeless.
Depression Quest Causes Depression
More Zoe is now pretending to be homeless.
Depression Quest Steam Review
JonTron continues his beef with her.
Depression Quest Steam Review4
Twitter literally will not let Zoe report spam anymore...
time to spam!
Depression Quest Steam Review5
Protest Zoe at PAX.
Depression Quest Steam Review6
Depression Quest Steam Review9
They are in on the joke now
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Zoe having a meltdown

Thinking A New Paper Mario Is About Her

Zoe in a nutshell

Being a famous game developer with a best selling game, Zoe actually was honored with a new Paper Mario game character sequence about her! Yet Zoe was ArchiveToday-favicon.pngnot pleased with this honor. Yes, this beautiful empowered woman's fame knows no bounds when it comes to her position in the gaming industry. Or maybe this dumb slut just made shit up, in order to become popular >again, because she hasn't made a game in over 9 years. And that game was absolute trash, but her next one will be better.

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Which is funny for a whole lot of reasons, least of which is that fun guy is a pun for fungi, and the five burglars arrested at Watergate. Besides this dumb slut never suffered. Secondly she ArchiveToday-favicon.pngactually caused other people suffering.

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This would imply that she actually fucking lied. Which would be shocking, right? As it turns out, she left out some panels that revealed the Watergate context.

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Crash Override Network

In a nutshell.

tl;dr, Crash Override Network was disguised as a anti-bullying group against GamerGate, 4chan, and anyone marked as a hate group when later Crash Override Network is exposed to be the hate group themselves as confirmed by a ex-CON member.

The Book of Lies

Her latest scam in her latest link=https://archive.today/WiSTe bookbook (archive).

Around September 2017, Zoe Quinn is heavily involved with Weinstein Books to release her book titled Crash Override: How GamerGate (Nearly) Destroyed My Life And How We Can Win The Fight Against Online Hate. This "book" is available to buy on Amazon eBooks and other boring book stores nobody gives a rat's ass about anymore. But you know well that Zoe Quinn is a professional liar and bully, and she's using her book for attention and to gain personal armies to fight against the big mean trolls she calls GamerGate.

Thanks to GamerGate, Crash Override is exposed to be a bullying group. The fact is she didn't even write the book by herself because she's too busy being a selfish e-whore as usual. Instead she had to take shortcuts (as always) to get help from her Crash Override goons like Jake Alley, Aaron Simpson, and pedophile Nicholas Edwin Nyberg to write the book for her! As for reviews she tried to remove all the negative Amazon reviews by deleting it, likely after she whined and throw a temper tantrum to Amazon to delete it. One certain review came from the account of Kymberlie Harris, Zoe's mother, in which she criticized her daughter Chelsea Van Valkenburg for lying about her childhood. After what must have been a screeching phone call from Zoe, the review was edited to blame a "house guest" for the previous review from Kymberlie. Even the new reviews had to admit she had lied about details of her life.

Her book was nominated in the Hugo Awards 2018 under SCIENCE FICTION, and luckily she didn't win. Otherwise she'll endlessly gloat over her book and being the self-victim of GamerGate 24/7 longer than Brianna Wu.

In short, Zoe Quinn is using her book of lies as a weapon against GamerGate to gain more e-fame and more personal armies. Not worth buying. Reviews however remains to be lulz.

Quinn's most famous game, Depression Quest, has been played by over 2 million people.


—Because it's a bad text game and she slept with Five Guys Burgers And Fries for positive reviews.

Zoe Quinn contextualizes her personal nightmare within our current national one. It's a grippling read with historical merit.


—Lindy West, author of Shrill, that nobody cares about.

Project Tingle: Zoe Quinn's newest game

While she was sucking off more game journalists to give her shit game Depression Quest more praise than ever, she switched her personality to LGBT mode to talk about how she's not a woman but a made-up gender. Then she announced her partnership with super gay book writer Chuck Tingle to make a Chuck Tingle game by asking all its fans and fags for Patreon money to make it. Unfortunately, it made the goal and progress is slow as fuck; but both Chuck Tingle and Zoe Quinn won't shut the hell up about the project that will be a open love-letter to all the LGBT faggots.

The real truth is this. Zoe Quinn is only making a shitty Chuck Tingle game to gain more personal armies and e-fame from Chuck Tingle and its brainwashed LGBT fans. The only motivations: Money, e-fame, and to take down GamerGate.

A pre-alpha trailer of her Chuck Tingle "game" was released on her YouTube channel. Turns out to be another shitty point and click game but with cringey random gay unicorns, gay pirates, and all that other gay bullshit. Apparently she has an unhealthy obsession with butts and dongs, which is why Wil Wheaton and Jim Sterling are in this gay game- for the butts and dongs, too. But we all know her true unhealthy obsessions is money and e-fame and gaining personal armies to take down GamerGate for her own greedy selfish needs. Comments are disabled due to butthurt, but the voting still remains lulzy.

An assessment of this shit.

With so little known about Chuck Tingle and Zoe Quinn having so many aliases, it's unknown whether Zoe Quinn is actually Chuck Tingle. Chuck's Amazon self-published book career started in December 2014, with 3 books. This was about six months after the gamer gate scandal, so why would the video interview mention that Zoe had started the Chuck Tingle game was ruined by the Depression Quest scandal when it happened before his career did? The game has its own writer who is not Chuck Tingle, because Chuck must be too busy writing books to write some shitty interactive gay porn. Chuck's books have consistently been bundled with SJW bleeding heart game website HumbleBundle, because no one but the author's sock puppets would buy it to write reviews.

Where's the game, Zoe Quinn?

Her Chuck Tingle Kickstarter ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive) is now more than 1 year late and she has stopped responding to update requests. Three of her backers have requested an update in the past 30 days and it's been more than a week since the last request. And what did she do? Absolutely jack shit. In fact, there've been no updates since the TL;DR re-scope of the project to "mobile" that she made on New Year's Day. In late December 2017, a staff member admitted some backer rewards were still not fulfilled ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive), making them at least 10 months late. Objectively, Zoe's project is in violation of section 4 of Kickstarter's Terms of Use ArchiveToday-favicon.png(archive)'. The project is more than a year late, has no clear plan for completion, updates have stopped and apparently some of the backer rewards weren't delivered. It is probably also in violation of section 3', for blatantly lying and scamming about how far along the project was prior to Kickstarter and downplaying their risks to delivering on backer rewards and the actual game.

So what does that mean for Zoe Quinn and her project? Pretty much nothing. Once a project on Kickstarter funds, Kickstarter takes their cut and washes their hands of any responsibility. The most they might do is prevent Zoe Quinn from creating future Kickstarter scam projects, and they aren't really incentivized to do that either. After all, Kickstarter still got their cut from the backers' donations. Most backers aren't complaining (as others said, most probably funded to get a tax write-off via virtue signal with no expectations), and they would get more money if she funded another scam through them. Grifting is easy as hell when her marks are spineless faggots that never question her.

What did you do with the Kickstarter money, Zoe Quinn?

She went on a holiday vacation to Tokyo, Japan!

Zoe Quinn announce she's going on a holiday expensive vacation to Tokyo, Japan on August 30th, 2018, while waiting for a game developer who can turn her video and audio assets into a game. Oh you know, the kind of video game developer that Zoe claims to be but proven she's too lazy to even put actual work on it. Not only she used the Kickstarter money for god knows what she's going to do in Tokyo, but she pull out her victim card to admits the money's gone and she keeps delaying on her Chuck Tingle game The Tingleverse. What she didn't realize is that it takes someone with a brain to update Kickstarter for 5 minutes instead of a year. It's so easy a monkey can update it. Instead she hasn't updated her Kickstarter in about 8 months, making the fans wander off in search of a new attention whore to feed.

On the other hand, GamerGate's favorite MomBot confirmed some details from Anonymous of Japan:

  • The reason she's taking a holiday vacation in Tokyo is because she was so stressed out about her failed Chuck Tingle game she needs to "recover".
  • She's having money problems with her Chuck Tingle game The Tingleverse.
  • While complaining about money, she's staying in a deluxe suite that costs $300 per night.
  • In her Tinder she once destroyed a reality TV show and told Trump supporters to "get milk in your lungs and asphyxiate".
  • The deluxe suite she's staying in is room for 2-4 people. Hmmmmmmm.....

Chuck Tingle was never involved with Zoe Quinn's project!

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Straight from the gay horse head's mouth.


—Chuck Tingle answering a question on the Kickstarter money Zoe Quinn raised.

During Zoe Quinn's vacation to Tokyo just to recover from her stress, people including backers are curiously asking Chuck Tingle on Twitter about the updates on The Tingleverse game Zoe's working on for the past 8 months. After enough tweets, the Chuckster finally loses his gay shit to admit that he was never involved in Zoe Quinn's Tingleverse game. He says he only gave permission to Zoe to adapt his name and have his characters explained for The Tingleverse. Instead she got away with the money without any refunds and all Chuck would do is get cucked up the butt without a care.

Goddess Mode: Zoe Quinn's first DC Vertigo comic book

Already it looks and sounds like a shit comic.
Her audience is, of course, her army of LGBTQ+ orbiters.
Dear /co/,

She's YOUR problem now. If she's noisy or starts breaking things, just put her next to Diversity & Comics until she tires herself out and they both calm down. Sorry about Vertigo by the way, can't be helped I guess.

Sincerely, /v/


—/v/ giving the Zoe Quinn adoption rights to /co/.

On June 7th, 2018, DC Comics dug up the corpse of the DC Vertigo comic series and calls it a returning comeback with DC Vertigo comics containing more social justice, political correctness, diversity, and LGBTQ+ horrors. And out from a sudden smoke bomb suddenly comes out Zoe Quinn jumping into a new career as a writer to promote her already-terrible DC Vertigo comic book Goddess Mode with her new allies Spider-Gwen's Robbi Rodriguez, Rico Renzi, and Stjepan Sejic. This got the sudden attention of ComicsGate, /co/, Kiwi Farms, and the rest, while her journalist cuckfriends praises Zoe Quinn and her Goddess Mode comic. This forces /co/ to have adoption rights to Zoe Quinn since /v/ had enough of her bullshit and literally her mounds of bullshit. But why would Zoe Quinn want to career jump into comics for DC Comics? To play the ComicsGate victim card because her GamerGate victim card expired! Duh!

The first 32-page issue of Goddess Mode comes out December 12th, 2018, for a price of $3.99. FOR MATURE READERS ONLY! Wait until someone pirates it for free so you don't have to give her your money.

In a near future where all of humanity's needs are administered by a godlike A.I., it's one young woman's horrible job to do tech support on it. But when Cassandra finds herself violently drawn into a hidden and deadly digital world beneath our own, she discovers a group of super-powered women and horrific monsters locked in a secret war for the cheat codes to reality.


—Yeah, this is going to be shit already.

Robbi Rodriguez's butthole posting

Don't forget your basket gift from Frank Cho!

It happen around August 2018 where Zoe Quinn's new partner and cuckfriend Robbi Rodriguez was sperging over ComicsGate and its supporter Ethan Van Sciver, a professional comic artist much better than Robbi himself. He thought it would be a good idea to post images of his bearded choco-starfish to his haters from ComicsGate including Ethan Van Sciver. After Ethan saved the screenshots of Robbi posting images of his hairy asshole to him and post it on the internet to see the true colors of Robbi Rodriguez, Robbi literally purged 99% of his tweets on Twitter and edit his Twitter profile to be called a parody account, just to literally cover his asshole and get away with it. Unfortunately Zoe Quinn approves of Robbi Rodriguez's asshole to his haters. For some reason DC Comics has been silent about Robbi's asshole posting, most likely not enough people got DC Comics' attention, or it's the work of Zoe Quinn's white knights and orbiters sicking anyone opposing them with DDoS to make sure they don't report it to DC Comics.

Robbi Rodriguez may have purged everything on his Twitter page to anally cover his tracks. But little does he know that once his asshole's on the internet...

It's on the internet.

Post-Comic Previews

Comic related.

(Hey, Goddess Mode could use some Rule 34 and DeviantART related fetish art)

Several preview pages of Goddess Mode is submitted on October 18th, 2018. Like the same playbook from High Guardian Spice, everything about the Goddess Mode comic is already going to be a target audience for special snowflakes, social justice warriors, LGBTQ+, and the hiveminded Tumblrinas they call mature readers. In other word, it's going to be shit with colors.

And here's a more accurate edited version of Goddess Mode for your lulzy pleasure.

Did Goddess Mode sell well?

With Nu-Vertigo comics dropping and canceling, Goddess Mode dropped the hardest.

Of months and months of torturous gloating, smugging, and sperging on Twitter about that shitty comic Goddess Mode coming from Zoe Quinn and the anus of Robbi Rodriguez, sale results has finally come in. And how did Goddess Mode sell?

Most Nu-Vertigo comics like Hex Wives ended up cancelled due to the comics being shit, ending up with Get Woke Go Broke. Goddess Mode on the other hand, had the lowest sales rating of a -53.55%! Congratulations Zoe Quinn! Your lazy writing and partnership with Butthole Rodriguez really paid off! Not even the LGBTQ+ drones will have enough money to pleasure your greedy lying fatass.

Twitter-favicon.png A Twitter user name Doug who works at a comic shop shows the real sales behind Goddess Mode. Like most pussies afraid of getting bullied by Zoe Quinn and her drone of allies, Doug has the big black balls to tag her Twitter username and the ComicsGate hashtag, ArchiveToday-favicon.pngshowing screenshots of unsold Goddess Mode comics including video footages.

Russ Pitts GamerGate Escapist Article Meltdown

My mentions are trashed, I have to get to work, I don't want to leave on such an angry note, and I'm tired of GamerGate being the thing that defines me to too many people!


—Zoe Quinn throwing her typical tantrum of attention on anything positive about GamerGate.

What do comic YouTubers think of Goddess Mode?

The Van Valkenburg Bunch

Robert Van Valkenburg, grandfather of Zoe Quinn. 9/9/1932 - 5/27/2016

Robert Van Valkenburg

Robert Van Valkenburg is Zoe Quinn's grandfather who lived his whole life as a Athens resident. He has 5 children and 10 grandchildren, and Zoe Quinn is one of the 10 grandchildren in the Van Valkenburg bunch.

Alec Holowka

Alec Holowka around the time he was screwing Quinn's stinkbox

In August 2019, Quinn accused Alec Holowka, one of the unfortunate nerds that was willing to fuck her mangled and diseased gash, of the ultimate expression of white male cishet privilege: RAPE! Unfortunately for him, the gross sex was eight years prior, so her word would have to do, and it was accepted as fact by everyone who mattered at the time, including his job, which correctly fired him per social justice protocol. Holowka could not defend himself against Zoe's accusation eight years later, so now he would have to live with a rape accusation and the disease he got from her mangled cooze. Armed with only his white fragility, Holowka again followed mob protocol and offed himself in the gayest manner possible while explicitly exonerating Quinn of responsibility for his death.

The reaction from the gamer nerds was to suck Zoe's cock and ignore the value of Holowka's life by promptly blotting his accursed name from history, his Wikipedia entry still tainted with Quinn's unconfirmed accusations.


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