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METAwikilogo o.pngThis user has joined ED 5 months and 20 days ago. (06/16/2021)

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You can help by spamming the ED link everywhere (especially on oldfags that haven't returned yet)
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This user is a member of the Hitler ED Youth and an
Aryan ED Superman fit for altar boy treatment via sysops.

You can help by adhering to their every whim and desire and learning your place, you dirty Jew.


I'm the most active EDiot as of 2021. I mostly look at recent changes to revert faggotry, anti-lulz and butthurt. I served Miraheze and the Reception Wikis until I retired after nonsense from Miraheze Trust & Safety. One of my favorite passtimes is to ræp Uncyclopedia in the ass with my 6 inch spic cock.

Here's my forum account, if you need it: Forumlambda.png MarioMario456

If you need my help, add me on Discord: MarioMario456#0387

For help in my Uncyclopedia vandalism spree, if you have autoconfirmed accounts and/or proxies, email them to me: realmariomario456(at)gmail(dot)com

The Eras of ED

  • ED1 (2004-2011)
  • ED2: And Nothing of Value Was Lost (2011-2019)
  • ED3: Rockenhaus V& Edition (2019-2020)
  • ED4: AssNapkins.Wiki (2020)
  • ED5: UMK Strikes Back (2020-) <-- you are here

How to Vandalize Uncyclopedia

  1. Have a long list of proxies (yes, Uncyclopedia doesn't even have a bot to detect proxies unlike TOW!)
  2. Create an account
  3. Make 10 edits and wait 4 days for it to become "autoconfirmed"
  4. Go to the featured article, click "Edit" or "View source" and view the templates (vandalize the unprotected or semi-protected ones)
  5. Upload Goatse, Lemonparty, Pain Series or anything lulzy and replace the template with them
  6. PROTIPS: If you want your vandalism to stay up long enough, put the vandalism in <includeonly> tags and also mark the vandalism edit as "minor" to remove the "Replaced" tag and also with an edit summary like "fixed typo", "cleanup", "bugfix", etc.
  7. ????
  8. Profit!

Stuff Done

  1. Fix Morphing Objects
  2. Fix images on Advice Dog-related articles
  3. Fix templates using the old, now-removed inline-CSS Collapsing Object syntax to use the pseudo-vanilla MediaWiki Collapsing Object syntax

Stuff To Do

  1. Restore missign XOTN archives
  2. Restore missing userpages

The many times I have trolled Uncyclopedia



  1. August 17, 2021: Semi-successful, account banned for 1 month PERMABANNED
  2. September 26, 2021: EPIC WIN. Vandalism stayed up for almost 4 hours, and what's better is that I wasn't banned!
  3. October 1, 2021: Another win. Vandalism stayed up for 52 minutes. Was later banned.
  4. October 23, 2021: The Blitzkrieg, featuring Tor. Very epic win, fucked up hundreds of pages by replacing them with the Gayniggers from Outer Space script.
  5. October 24, 2021: The Blitzkrieg Part 2. Added Goatse to pages with a multiple Tor exit nodes, a lot of them.


  1. October 14, 2021: Could only vandalize a single file (even if it was template vandalism). Proxy was slow as fuck so I couldn't upload Lemonparty.

Vandalism Gallery

Other wikis I vandalized

  1. JoCopedia (October 17, 2021): The most epic win to date. Wiki was abandoned and taken over by spambots. The Main Page and every single template was vandalized (all templates were unprotected), The wiki was deleted a day later.

Fun Facts

  1. If Zaiger wasn't retarded we would still be at
  2. Ae-tan is hotter than Wikipe-tan
  3. BFDI is overrated
  4. I once got banned from Wikitubia for attempting to get a Shitty Attack Article deleted. This shows how toxic Wikia users are becoming.
  5. I'm an autist and a spic
  6. Uncyclopedia does not understand satire. What they actually do is write unfunny nonsense. What satire actually is is the use of irony and sarcasm to expose stupidity.
  7. JewTube removing dislikes is gay

List of enemies

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Executive Command Founder Joseph EversChief UMKTechnocratic Overlord KaizenInternal Affairs Minister .wilHardchat Royalty Likeicare
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Department of Defense Eugenics Councilman DeceptiveWaterboarding Instructor CosmicSewerHoboAddieKleetus K.Professional Faggot Mario
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is part of the
Decade Restoration Squad


⍚ Operation Managers ⍚ 🎖 TabsUMKDecæptiveKaizenGloriousReader
☠⍙ Template Necromancers ⍙☠ CakuCosmicSewerHobo 🎖MarioMario456
⎘ Image Repairmen ⎗ OrgasmatronCrackRabbit 🎖3ebop
☠ Article Necromancers ☠ HyperJiveHipcrime 🎖.wil 🎖
Trainees Addie
⌸ Founding Documents ⌸ The Restoration 2020 Programme
🎖 → Honorable Squad Members ED Restoration Memorial Wall
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Me and Caku r friends