Toki Pona

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Toki Pona is a constructed language created by the French Canadian Sonja Elen Kisa. As with Esperanto, Toki Pona borrows heavily from the languages it is constructed from. It is also really easy to learn, making it the perfect language for retards to learn. She also wants to control their minds through Toki Pona, because of its fitting in with the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis and George Orwell's ideas of "newspeak" and "duckspeak".

Unlike most other Internets conlangs, Toki Pona is in fact so notable that it has its own article on Wikipedia. This is probably due to fanboys flaunting her language, which has increased the number of Google hits on it, because we all know that Wikipedia always chooses what articles it has based on the number of Google hits they get.

Toki Pona nerds, like typical liberal arts academics, are away with the fairies and have no idea about the real world.

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