The Rebel Media

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The Rebel Media is a would-be conservative media platform owned by Ezra Levant. Starting in 2015 it quickly amassed many followers, with its appeal to the lowest common denominator and by using the weapon of fear. The hosts of this garbage include Lauren Southern, Gavin McInnes and other people that nobody cares about. They have the audacity to call themselves "rebel", even though what they do is nothing but sucking drumpf and (((other rich people)))s' dicks

Ezra Levant - The Jewish Owner

Look, my fellow Hebrews.


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Ezra Levant - In short

  1. Make stuff up about people you don’t like
  2. Publish it in a venue where credulous, ideologically sympathetic readers will be disposed to believe the message
  3. Keep repeating the fabrications even after they have been debunked
  4. Retract the fabrications only when forced to do so by lawyers. And all the while (until stage 4, at least) leverage the whole episode as an opportunity to promote personal or political fundraising efforts (either through donations, or tchotchke sales) — and slag off critics as agents of some left-wing “media party” conspiracy.
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Apologizing for lying about Ron Ghitter

Our attack on Senator Ghitter was unfounded and we now admit having defamed Senator Ghitter. We further acknowledge that some of our statements were based on facts that were false.


—Ezra eating crow

Apologizing for lying about George Soros

The management of Sun Media wishes to state that there is no basis for the statements in the column and they should not have been made. Sun Media, this newspaper and Ezra Levant retract the statements made in the column and unreservedly apologize to Mr. Soros for the distress and harm this column may have caused him.


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Apologizing for lying about Richard Warman

In the past, I have made certain derogatory statements and comments about Mr. Richard Warman on January 20, 23 and 28, 2008 and November 10, 2008. Those statements and comments were made on my website at

Those statements and comments attacked the personal and professional reputation of Mr. Richard Warman. I retract and apologize to Mr. Warman for those statements and comments without reservation. In particular, in one of my website posts, I alleged that Mr. Richard Warman had posted a bigoted attack on the Internet against Senator Anne Cools. I have no evidence that this is true and I retract it and apologize to Mr. Warman for it without reservation.


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Paying for libeling Giacomo Vigna

And even paying a fine for his lying Kike ways, where he did his best Andrew Breitbart impression and deceptively edited a video to make it look like anything but what it really was.

Levant actively published the defamatory statements about Vigna as part of his campaign to denormalize the Human Rights Commissions, which was for another purpose and as a result, this amounted to malicious conduct on Levant's parts. I find that costs should be assessed on a substantial indemnity basis because Levant published defamatory statements about Vigna for an ulterior purpose and his actions were malicious…


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Total cost:

Paying for libeling Khurrum Awan

[there is] ample evidence before me demonstrating express malice on the part of [Mr. Levant], .. [he} “did little or no fact-checking regarding the posts complained of, either before or after their publication... [Mr. Levant’s] dominant motive in these blog posts was ill will, and that his repeated failure to take even basic steps to check his facts showed a reckless disregard for the truth. [Levant] ought to have been aware of the serious ramifications of his words on the reputation of this law student. Yet, at trial, he repeatedly tried to minimize his mistakes and his lack of diligence. The judge ordered Levant to remove the posts from his website within 15 days and pay Mr. Awan $50,000 in general damages plus $30,000 in aggravated damages.


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Ezra and professional ethics

chinga tu madre


—Ezra being a professional about not liking chiquita bananas

Slandering gypsies

These are gypsies, a culture synonymous with swindlers. The phrase gypsy and cheater have been so interchangeable historically that the word has entered the English language as a verb: he gypped me. Gypsies are not a race. They’re a shiftless group of hobos. They rob people blind. Their chief economy is theft and begging. For centuries these roving highway gangs have mocked the law and robbed their way across Europe



Apologizing to gypsies

I must admit that I did more than just attack a crime or immigration fraud problem. I attacked a particular group, and painted them all with the same brush. And to those I hurt, I'm sorry... it's wrong to brand an entire community with a broad brush - I wouldn't like it as a Jew, and the whole point of my crusade against the Indian Act is to free ordinary Indians from the corrupt chiefs who rule them. I am an anti-racism activist.


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Idle No More Apology

In yet another one of his many lies, Ezra decided to paint an innocent protesting couple as being professional protestors and going various rallies, as if they were hired actors. This was of course incorrect, and Levant had to acknowledge that he was wrong.

Gavin McInnes - Hipster Douchebag

Libertarian oldfag that left VICE right around the time that it turned into a shit hole.

A fucking degenerate

This degenerate deserves a bullet to his face or burned alive for this hipster is a jew who wants to keep the ZOG alive and make us normalised to the cancer.

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Hatred of gamers

What's the difference between Jonathan McIntosh and Gavin? Josh still gets laid.

Attacking an innocent protestor - Punching like a girl

During the day of Donald Trump's inauguration, Gavin was on the streets trying to see what the protestors were doing. One of them said mean words to Gavin, and he lost it, first pushing the Antifa protestor, before suckerpunching him. But because Gavin has the strength of a little girl, nothing happened. Of course right-wing ideologues are trying to spin it into violent protestors, but as you can clearly see in the edited video that Gavin was the first to punch.

Leftist: [starts pushing Gavin]

Gavin: [shoves leftist up against a wall and flips him the bird] Leftist: "Get the fuck out of here man. You wanna fucking go?" Gavin: "Oh, now you're done." [Gavin lands 2 fast right crosses] Leftist: "Woah relax, relax, relax!"


—alt-right idiot being unable to understand that it was not the same man saying it

This is literally how delusion Rebel Media fans are


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Look at how far Gavin flies after being pushed by one arm.

Gavin then bravely went on to suckerpunch the guy, before fleeing the scene like a big brave man.

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Lauren Southern the resident dumb blonde on Rebel Media that they use to spice up the young male viewership as the equivalent to Tomi Lahren in The Blaze. Decided to betray the White race and the great wall by fucking a Spic.

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...and did some coalburning in high school to top the cake.

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Getting a golden shower

Guess we know who one of the whores in Goldenshowergate was.

Electric Boogaloo

Because she liked it so much the first time, Lauren went in for seconds.

It's a trap

I am legally a man.



Her book

It's just a pamphlet published by Rebel Media as her vanity project. It only contains 61 pages. But it does feel like reading the fucking bible, it is that boring. The recommendations on the book come from other Rebel Media employees.

Don't take our word for it.

I was expecting better from Lauren because she has done a great job at the RebelMedia from covering the Slut Walks, changing her gender, the Calais jungle, etc. but this book failed to deliver. Her arguments are poorly developed and the book is all over the place. Instead of criticizing failed ideas and policies from the left with properly cited evidence, she resorts to ad hominem attacks of her ideological opponents and anecdotal evidence of her claims. If you're already a libertarian or conservative, you won't learn anything from this book, and if you're on the left then her arguments won't convince you of anything. Hopefully her next book is better.


—Aditi Roy

Glossing over western atrocities and why we're in the place we're in today, the author portrays Muslims, social justice groups, the media, and more as existing in some sort of vacuum and just magically hating "western values" which in her mind are discriminating against people based on their sexual orientation, believing that police brutality doesn't exist, and ignoring income inequality.



Wait – it’s 61 pages?


Obviously this was thrown together.



What's An Anarchy?

Having actually ArchiveToday-favicon.pngstudied political science, you'd think that Ms. Goldenshower herself had perhaps, just perhaps, come across a book mentioning a collective called anarchists. But either by living up to her blondness or being deceptive, she repeatedly called an anarchist protest as the anti-trump protest. So Rebel Media can also go into the drawer of fake news.


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