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ALL HAIL TORCHIC, MUDKIPS SUCK!! Here's the symbol of great human deprivation. Doesn't it look like the Nazi flag, but in a way pretty moar ghey... But it's too late, Now we are doomed!
The almighty insects god may ask for mass human sacrifices sumtimes.
Yes, Brian is actually a man! No shit!!!.

TCK, aka La Tektonik, aka Too Cunting Krappy, is a supposed dance style created at least 100 years ago in fagland Belgium by Bagramor, the almighty insect god, as a cover for his secret global world domination plan. Some even said that TyrannoSatan himself got involved in the conspiracy, too. Slowly the minions of those evil gods did they dirty work silently... And now it's time for truth to come!

But before reading further moar, plz be aware that insufferable Tektonik dancers are over 9000 times moar ghey than both Placebo singer Brian Molko and George Michael combined... Those utter faggots suffer from a lack of interest in their friends and families and consequently, enjoy wearing gay shit like:

Then, check out their authentically ghey hair cuts... Here we have another shit-spackled corruption of residual 70's punk subculture (see emo fags, Californian homosexual "punk/rock"). Also note that their gatherings include anal gangbangs and, consequently, all Tektonik dancers have AIDS and actually revel in it. This malevolent movement has now spread to Spain, Brazil, and other European border line countries... When and where will this end?! Nothing can stop them but you! Act now, buy some 12' gauge slugs and hand grenades and do your civic duty!

The TCK issue

THE ultimate fag crew... Must be sum French offsprings.

As TCK is plotting for the end of the occidental capitalistic society, they also collaborate with Muslim local terrorist group FAFABWTE (Fucking Angry French/Arabic Bitches Who Troll Everything). Although all of these fagass fanatics are absolutely not jews, a 'Die Endlösung der Judenfrage' may be needed again. Seeing how they are breeding as fast as roaches, cold, calculated, surgical solution must be quickly implemented. But the grim truth is that the French government (see also fascist cumdumpster) don't really give a shit because they are too busy stealing our money and smoking all the healthy crack they can import from Philadelphia. Those cunts are doing it wrong you know, and need to build an awesome and efficient re-education camp just for the lulz (see Auschwitz fun playground, Birkenau theme park and the great 'Schadenfreude' theory.)

How to be a TCK?

They are definitely asking FOR IT!

Attempting to do the following is essentially self-lobotomization. Never attempt to do it at home. It is generally better left to be performed by professional stuntmen:

  • Drop any pretense of self esteem. If you're actively seeking these cunts, this step should not be a problem.
  • Dance like a epileptic aspie getting tasered, preferably in an overcrowded area.
  • Get publicly humiliated for being an even bigger faggot than the biggest Dutch homos.
  • Retreat to your hugbox.
  • Masturbate to Asterix (using lard for lube) while sobbing
  • ??????
  • Profit!

How to get rid of the TCK threat

The only way to solve it all.
  • Become a 40,000 dead by firearms per year Country, with weapons being sold everywhere at a reasonable price so everyone could do their part. So come on froggies, don't be pussies: massacre some TCK bitches!
  • Poison European drinking water reserves.
  • Legalize murder.
  • Nuke 'em all but 'avec style s'il vous plaît!'

How to troll a TCK faggot

  • Tell him how his makeup reminds you of your slutty aunt's.
  • Have a self-induced seizure in front of him, as he starts dancing along. Make sure someone is recording it. Then stop abruptly and kick him in his cunt.
  • Explain to him that you can't tell the difference between him and his girlfriend. Ask why he doesn't have any girlfriends.
  • Remind him that he's French.

The Videos that should not be...

Fucking sick retarded!

I still wonder how so many ghey motherfuckers manage to gather at the same place and the same time.

See Also

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