Sherry Shriner

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At first glance one comes away with either one of two possibilities in trying to define the purpose of Sherry Shriner. Either she is (A) a completely batshit insane radio host who believes she is here to bring the masses together in their epic struggle against the "Giants of the Last Days," or (B) she is really a secret government agent who uses her radio show to weed out all those who know about the secret "rulers" of society so they may be exterminated. While the jury may still be out with regards to her purpose, we can get a clear definition of WHO Sherry Shriner is from her own lips:

I am a Warrior for the Most High sent here to battle against the Giants of the Last Days including the New World Order, Aliens, UFOs, and all those who cohort with the above mentioned losers! Join Faction Four and learn how to fight back against chip implantation, alien and UFO abduction, mind control, government and military high tech weapons, harassment, and assassination attempts...I'm here to reach all people and hopefully they already have or will learn to have a love for the Most High God.


—Sherry on her Holy purpose.

You're Doing God Wrong

Gimme some of that Hot Jesus action.

Sherry has noticed some subtle differences between Biblical teachings and what God really meant. Here are some of the more important issues.

Name Change

Jesus is not really Jesus. Apparently the original name of Jesus was Yahushua, who was the God in the Flesh and lived the exact same life of Jesus. So what's up with the identity change? Well at first you might think that the Flesh God might have something to hide or be running from something. In "reality" what happened is that King James Version purposely mistranslated his name, and that this "Jesus" being taught in the majority of churches today is actually Satan. Sounds logical.

What's Up With King Jimmy

Cause of all the worlds problems.

According to Sherry the King James Bible is a misrepresentation of God's word. Through her amazing deductive powers, she comes to the conclusion that the culprit behind this travesty is the Catholics. Apparently they inserted some shit about St. Paul which included a bunch of practices not condoned by God and leads to "sin mentality". These include tongue speaking and having the Sabbath on the 7th day.

Looking For Love

So far you might be thinking that this just seems to be a bunch of rambling nonsense. That's because you've been corrupted by Satan. Don't feel bad though, so have 99% of other church fairing folk (sic). So what's up with Satan's trickery? Well like most guys trolling the Bars on a Friday night, Satan is horny and using every tool he has to convince some lovely young lass to accompany him home for an evening of intimate relations. Unfortunately Satan forgot the protection and 9 months later a little bastard named St. Paul was born.

A Winrar Is Jew

St. Paul inherited his daddy's libido, and as such, fucked everything that moved. This had the consequence of spreading the Satan seed far and wide. Now for the lulzy part: St. Paul lived in Israel. What that means is that all of the Jews are really spawns of Satan who are responsible for all of greatness in the world. This greatness includes such hits as Zionism, the New World Order, and the Holocaust.

Forget about all that, Though

Her last name is Shriner, which is the name of an order of Freemasons. She's obviously a Freemason Quadruple Agent, sent to spread misinformation.....or something.

Tinfoil Hats

This guy is going to destroy the world.
One of these babies is all you need against the alien horde.
Sherry was right!.
Reptoids? In my dimension?
Sherry proves Ron Paul is a lizard.
More proof.

Sherry understands how things really work. She knows that there is a worldwide plot designed to enslave and destroy us. She has irrefutable evidence and if you don't believe her then YOU are also a part of the conspiracy. But fear not, for Sherry is a warrior of God, and as such, she has provided many tl;dr rants about how exactly the NWO is going to implement their plan and how you can protect yourself. Luckily for you, instead of having to peruse Sherry's page for all the relevant information, you only need to keep on reading. WARNING, WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ WILL BLOW YOUR FUCKING MIND!

How Do They Do It

How To Protect Yourself

  • Belief In Yahweh
  • Realizing the truth
  • Magnets
  • Orgone
  • Orgone Blasters

What The Fuck Is Orgone

Orgone is a magical substance which will not only fuck up aliens, but will also disable those pesky mind control towers and protect you from chemtrails. It is composed of quartz crystals which can harness either good energy or be perverted by Satan to harness evil energy. You want the crystals with the good energy. You might wonder how to get good energy into a crystal. Well all you have to do is pray to Yahweh and he'll take care of the rest. Here are some other benefits of Orgone:

  • Neutralize the evilness of the towers!
  • Repel evil entities and aliens, keep them out of your yard and home
  • Protect your home, yard, then cover your neighborhood, town, or city!!
  • Eliminates toxins, poisons and radiation from the air
  • Improves breathing, helps those with asthma
  • Promotes natural health, keeps you from catching every flu virus under the sun
  • Knocks out bad thunderstorms before they get to your area, chills out tornadoes headed your way
  • Asphyxiates evil, aliens can't breathe around it and it burns them!
  • Keeps demonic entities out of your home and yard.
  • Helps you sleep better
  • Stops sleep abductions
  • A defensive weapon in the last days to combat aliens and the NWO
  • Stops headaches and migraines, improves overall health
  • Those areas gifted with Orgone suffered the least amount of damage from Hurricanes
  • ????
  • PROFIT!!!

Got My Gat Nigga

What you need isn't just Orgone, but a Orgone Blaster. Luckily for you, Sherry just happens to make them and will let you have 24 FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $70. She also offers deals if you need an arsenal. Sherry realizes this is a lot of money but the prices are necessary as at $2-$3 they are not cheap to make. However, Sherry understands that some people just can't afford these steep prices. Being a true warrior against the NWO, she has graciously provided technical plans for constructing your own blaster. A true inspiration to us all.

Beyond Human

There are a whole shitload of aliens and other fucked up beings among us. Their single purpose: To destroy and enslave humanity.

E.T. Phone Home

There are a multitude of aliens among us, some who are good and some who are evil. They are NOT, however, what people normally think aliens are. They are not some race of beings from some other world who have created us and prove that God doesn't exist. That would be crazy. Really aliens are angels who live under the Earth and in parts of the sky. As to why some angels are good and some are evil, the evil ones are actually fallen angels who sided with the North during the Civil War. Sherry has detailed the differences between good and evil angels so that the public will not be tricked.


Not content with his gang of intergalactic alien angels, Satan has come up with another way to fuck with humanity. He made lizard people! It all started when Eve had made incestuous love to her son Cain. Cain was evil and possessed a monitor lizard between his legs. Eve got knocked up and gave birth to the first man lizard. It has all gone downhill since. There is a way of discerning who these lizard men are. Just pray to Yahweh and he'll let you know who they are. Here is a list of currently known lizard men. If you stumble upon any others please let Sherry know ASAP so she can expose them to the world.

Road Trip

Sherry likes to go on road trips. She does so once a year. But if you think that this is merely some restful vacation to get away from it all, then you are sorely mistaken. Sherry cannot evar rest until the Satan sponsored NWO has been brought to its knees. So it was that in 2008 Sherry drove around New Jersey and Pennsylvania armed with nothing but than her wits and her trusty Orgone Blaster. She made various stops at NWO strongholds, cellphone towers, and underneath chemtrails to blast that evil straight to hell. She also stopped at nice scenic locations so she could "protect" the lands from evil and set up safe havens for when armageddon happens. And IT WILL happen.


Sherry has herself a Youtube account. Unfortunately Sherry doesn't really seem to grasp the concept of video as all of her videos consist of audio recordings of her show along with a rather awesome picture of the White House with an alien head on top of it. Here is a sampling of the awesome that is Sherry Shriner:


Diggin' on all the amazing things Sherry has to say? Wanna hear moar? Then by all means tune in to the Sherry Shriner show by clicking here here on Monday Nights at 8pm EST, 7pm Central, 5pm Pacific.

A Personal Message From Sherry Shriner

I need your help to stay on the air! And with your generous donations I could perhaps buy some land with a heated garage or building. Perhaps even a permanent headquarters for my international ministry. Almost every country in the world including those on islands are listening to my show, reading my articles, and visiting my websites. I do this for YOU and I need your financial support to keep this ministry international and to be able to stay focused full time on the things the Most High wants me to do. For the past ten years I've given freely of myself to the entire world...and there's been hundreds of thousands who have benefited from my ministry yet don't support it. It's time to step up and be a supporter of this ministry. I need your help.

Sherry Shriner
P.O. Box 531
Carrollton, Ohio 44615


When I asked Him what I should name this website He said, "the same thing you said to Me several years ago, "Just give me the truth!"


—God cares about Website names.

I believe that Aliens and UFOs are Fallen Angels and will fulfill Joel 2 and Revelation chapter 9 in the last days.


—Reviewing E.T.

It would stand at the foot of my bed and stare at me as I lay trying to sleep. Fear and sheer terror would grip every muscle and bone I had. It was at least 7 feet tall, dark, and evil. It wore a pitch black cape that completely covered its body from head to toe.


—Sherry on her Schizophrenia.

This website and information is not a sales pitch to sell a product. It's to STOP the effects of Towers and Chemtrails and repel Evil.



Aliens are NOT our Friends! Friends don't abduct, kidnap, chip implant and use people for breeding experiments! We can fight back...We can Destroy Them with my Orgone Blasters!


—Sherry NOT being crazy.

Obama is the black person Beast - Remember last year when I warned of 4 beasts coming? The Aramaean ("Jesus"), the Arabian (Maitreya), the Black (Obama) and the Woman (Eve) Beasts. Obama is the black beast (not the black horse that's something else). He will merge the New Age Agenda with Islam. The coming Anunnaki....are Eve's offspring


—Crazy AND racist.

even L Ron Hubbard’s Wall of Fire Initiation in scientology maintains that man is descended from clams - mind you he also said that DC10 airliners flew between the stars


—Even this freakazoid thinks silons are full of shit

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