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- The self-diagnoser watches Rejected and fancies the part where the cloud bleeds from the anus
- That night, she has a dream about her bleeding from the anus.
- She looks up the symptoms on Yahoo! Health and discovers she has colorectal cancer
- The self-diagnoser, now convinced that she is going to die, opens up a PayPal account.
Commonly Self-Diagnosed Diseases
- ADD because everyone's attention span sucks
- Asexuality, especially on TV Tropes 
- Asperger's Syndrome ever since Something Awful, LiveJournal and Slashdot began to romanticize with lack of social skills making people "smarter"
- Eating disorders (see fauxlimia)
- Internet disease -- note, however, that this is probably the most reliable self-diagnosed disease
- PTSD, common in high-school kids who have been bullied.
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