Santa Fe High School Shooting
|Born||October 12, 2000|
|Highscore||10 killed, 13 injured|
|Top 50?||No, 7th Notable Loser|
|Style||FPS, Single Player|
|Motive||Bullying, romantically rejected, Edgelord Columbiner, Nobody caring about his shitty rap music, Assburgers|
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As Libtards and other dumbfuck children are calling for gun control in the aftermath of the Parkland School shooting, 3 months later, another mass school shooting occurs in Texas around half the magnitude of Columbine. On the morning of May 18, 2018, just when school is about to start, A gunman kicked off the school day with a fairly decent sized massacre significant enough to be known all across America for a couple hours until it was promptly forgotten. Dimitrious Pagourtzis was your average school shooter Greek emo kid. Antisocial and a target of bullying, Dimi spent his friendless weekends playing vidya and shooting dad's guns. He was rejected several times by a thot named Shana Fisher so Dimi decided to go on his very own day of retribution.
Dispatch & 911 call
Old Media predictably falling over themselves to blame the shooting on their pet issues, with sites like CNN trying to pin the shooting on the Alt-right, while conservatard media blamed video games again. David Hogg and Parkland 'Survivors' tried to hijack the event for gun control propaganda as well. Everyone anticipated these crisis actors reaction towards such a normal good old good American drama. We still find it ironic that many of them managed to get over 1 million followers on twitter yet, they still had average audience engagement (it's very easy & cheap to buy followers these days, spend more for likes and retweets too!). Kudos to everyone who ignored these idiots since their existence was forgotten quickly.
|Kill count:||10/20 12 others injured|
|Accuracy:||15/20 Not bad for a Shotgun user|
|Style:||5/20 A surprising start to the day but failed to do anything that hasn't been done before.|
|Butthurt:||1/20 Almost completely overshadowed by Parkland and has since been forgotten.|
|Bonus:||4/20 IEDs failed to detonate but points for effort.|
Dimitrious's first court appearance
- Columbine Copycats
- Adam Lanza
- Sam Hyde
- Elliot Rodger
- Gun control
- School shooting
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting
- Stoneman Douglas High School gun control activists
- William Atchison - Who failed to do it - correctly.
- Some rapper that people thought was him
- Teen with shotgun, pistol kills 10 in at Texas high school, police say
- 'Loner' student shoots and kills 10 at Texas school
- Santa Fe school shooting: 10 dead and 10 wounded in Texas
- Texas School Shooting: 10 Dead, 10 Hurt, and Many Not Surprised It Happened
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