Robert Steinhäuser

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Robert Steinhäuser
Nationality: German  MiniflagGermany.png
Highscore Killed 16, injured 1
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Style Single player
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Robert Steinhäuser (born January 22, 1983) was a 19-year-old expelled student who got so fucking pissed about his eviction from school that he decided to bring a gun into class and kill everybody. On the 26th of April 2002, his IRL ragequit wiped off 16 worthless People from the face of the Earth and further injured one other guy, earning him the second Highest Score in history (until 2007), right before Britfag kiddy-killer Thomas Watt Hamilton. His genocide crusade made Germany severely butthurt and caused moral panics, much in the same way that Columbine did back in '99. German schools implemented a code term, Mrs. Koma is Coming, Koma spelt backwards reading A M O K, a term for an active Mass Shooting.

Erfurt Massacre

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On his last day alive, Robert Steinhäuser brought a Glock and a shitty shotgun that didn't even work into his former school and entered the bathroom to change his clothes so that he looked like a Ninja. He then proceeded to shoot at every teacher in sight, ignoring the students for reasons unknown. Cops showed up within a matter of minutes, but that didn't deter our hero from trying to reach the High Score, as he shot one police officer straight through the head from a classroom window.

Before Steinhäuser's suicide, a teacher named Rainer Heise walked up to him and said:


   
 
You can shoot me now
 

 
 

—Nigga, you asking for it.

Steinhäuser answered with:


   
 
Mr. Heise, that's enough for today
 

 
 

—Fucking emoquitter.

Mr. Heise made small talk with Steinhäuser before luring him into an empty classroom and locking him inside where he cried like a pussy faggot and killed himself. If he hadn't have given up so easily, he'd probably be ranked in the top 3 Highest Scores today.

Videos


A documentary. Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn!

Some other german vid

amoklauf

The parents speak.

Students from Columbine visit Erfurt.

Schule.mp4

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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 16/20
Accuracy: 19/20 16-1 K/I; noscope headshot teachers only
Style: 20/20 Assassinated teachers exclusively
Butthurt: 15/20 Germany's version of Columbine. However, Steinhauser's family is sorry.
Bonus: 20/20 Perfect headshot on a police officer!
Total score: 90/100 (A)
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