Robert Steinhäuser
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| Robert Steinhäuser | |
| Nationality: | German 
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| Highscore | Killed 16, injured 1 |
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| Style | Single player |
| An Hero? | Yes |
Robert Steinhäuser (born January 22, 1983) was a 19-year-old expelled student who got so fucking pissed about his eviction from school that he decided to bring a gun into class and kill everybody. On the 26th of April 2002, his IRL ragequit wiped off 16 worthless People from the face of the Earth and further injured one other guy, earning him the second Highest Score in history (until 2007), right before Britfag kiddy-killer Thomas Watt Hamilton. His genocide crusade made Germany severely butthurt and caused moral panics, much in the same way that Columbine did back in '99. German schools implemented a code term, Mrs. Koma is Coming, Koma spelt backwards reading A M O K, a term for an active Mass Shooting.
Erfurt Massacre
On his last day alive, Robert Steinhäuser brought a Glock and a shitty shotgun that didn't even work into his former school and entered the bathroom to change his clothes so that he looked like a Ninja. He then proceeded to shoot at every teacher in sight, ignoring the students for reasons unknown. Cops showed up within a matter of minutes, but that didn't deter our hero from trying to reach the High Score, as he shot one police officer straight through the head from a classroom window.
Before Steinhäuser's suicide, a teacher named Rainer Heise walked up to him and said:
—Nigga, you asking for it. | ||
Steinhäuser answered with:
—Fucking emoquitter. | ||
Mr. Heise made small talk with Steinhäuser before luring him into an empty classroom and locking him inside where he cried like a pussy faggot and killed himself. If he hadn't have given up so easily, he'd probably be ranked in the top 3 Highest Scores today.
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| Kill count: | 16/20 |
| Accuracy: | 19/20 16-1 K/I; noscope headshot teachers only |
| Style: | 20/20 Assassinated teachers exclusively |
| Butthurt: | 15/20 Germany's version of Columbine. However, Steinhauser's family is sorry. |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Perfect headshot on a police officer! |
| Total score: 90/100 (A) | |
Wanted Level:
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Die Polizei
See also
- Ali David Sonboly - 3.0 except w/o schule kek
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - Stabbed niggers in a Swedish school.
- Petri Gerdt - Kid in Finland who blew up a mall a few month after Rob's chimp-out. Caused butthurt in Scandinavia.
- School shooting - You want to do it.
- Thomas Watt Hamilton - Did better than Steinhäuser.
- Tim Kretschmer - German High School Shooter 2.0.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Adam Lanza • Anders Behring Breivik • Casey Anthony • Gerry McCann • Cho Seung-Hui • Tyler Peterson • Mark Essex • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Maurice Clemmons • Aaron Alexis • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Jiverly Voong • Malik Nadal Hasan • Jared Lee Loughner • Jeff Weise • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Jason Rodriguez • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matti Saari • Matthew Murray • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Wade Michael Page • Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski • Tim Kretschmer • TJ Lane • Robert Hawkins • Raoul Moat • Alex Hribal |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Hitler • Mao Zedong • Jack the Ripper • James Holmes • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy • Jeffrey Dahmer | |
| Terrorists: |
Al-Qaeda • Dzhokar Tsarnaev • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Osama Bin Laden | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Paranoid personality disorder • Sick fuck • Murder • Jews • Police Brutality |
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Columbine: |
Columbine • Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold • Super Columbine Massacre RPG • Do you believe in god • Columbine Copycats • Columbine Gallery • Columbiners |
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| Admirers |
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Colorado • United States • School • Suburbs | |
| Related: |
Doom • Police Brutality • Postal • School Shooting • Mass Shooting • Video games • Trenchcoat • Marilyn Manson • KMFDM • Rammstein • Goth • Concerned Mother • Newgrounds • Ryan Lambourn • School Shooter: North American Tour 2012 • The Matrix • South Park • Michael Moore • Quentin Tarantino • 1990s • Jack Thompson • Gun control |
Robert Steinhäuser is part of a series on Education [Go To School]
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Abilene Alleyway Shooting 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting 🔫 Chris Dorner 🔫 Christchurch mosque attacks 🔫 Colorado Theatre Shooting 🔫 David Long 🔫 Dayton shooting 🔫 El Paso Walmart Shooting 🔫 Elliot Rodger 🔫 Gilroy Garlic Festival Shooting 🔫 Jacksonville Shooting 🔫 Marjory Stoneman Douglas School Shooting 🔫 Pulse Nightclub Massacre 🔫 Randy Stair 🔫 San Bernardino shooting 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Sandy Hook Elementary Massacre 🔫 Santa Fe High School Shooting 🔫 Shoahdown at the Synagogue of Doom 🔫 Las Vegas shooting 🔫 Texas church shooting 🔫 Umpqua Community College Shooting 🔫 Virginia Beach Shooting 🔫 Youtube shooting 🔫 |
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| Supporters |
Barack Obama 🔫 Christians 🔫 Concerned Mothers 🔫 Democrats 🔫 Dianne Feinstein 🔫 Government 🔫 The Kennedys 🔫 Kurt Eichenwald 🔫 Faggots 🔫 Liberals 🔫 Michael Bloomberg 🔫 Jews 🔫 SJWs 🔫 Sensitive people 🔫 Tara Strong 🔫 Trayvon Martin 🔫 Quinton Reviews |
| Main ideas: |
Assault Rifle 🔫 Gun 🔫 Gun Control 🔫 Murder 🔫 Arson 🔫 Bombs 🔫 Mass Shooting 🔫 School Shooting 🔫 |
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| Acts of revenge: |
Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting |
| Objectors: |
Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫 |
| Pre-2012 Gun Massacres |
Columbine 🔫 École Polytechnique 🔫 Dawson College 🔫 Virginia Tech Massacre 🔫 Austin, Texas 🔫 NIU Valentine's Day Massacre 🔫 Hungerford Massacre 🔫 Anders Breivik |
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