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Prostitot is the term for young preteen girls who dress like whores -- much like Hannah Montana and Jonbenét Ramsey. The term is a portmanteau of "prostitute" and "tot" (as in small children).The LJ version may or may not dress like a whore, and may not necessarily be a minor or a girl. The LJ prostitot self-identifies with an eye-popping journal layout filled with garish graphics that shimmer and sparkle, making the text impossible to read. Not that you'd want to read any of it, or that you actually could read any of it, since the average prostitot tends to keep her "OMG LOOK WUT MAHMEE BOT MEEH @ HAWT TOPIC!!!11" entries for friends only.

The prostitot can often be spotted in communities devoted to creating icons or worshiping pop artists such as Avril Lavigne and Miley Cyrus.

Prostitots usually get knocked up by the time they turn 16, at which point they become teen mothers, enhanced with a fugly baby and ghetto-unfabulous nigger or pedophile.

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