|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Prince Jeremy of Britannia aka Duke Otterland (Powerword: Jeremy Michael Gallen), is an autistic, psychotic furfag nerd who thinks he's a winged purple otter with antlers... No, really. He also published a novel last Thursday. It is anticipated that the number of copies sold may reach double digits by 2010 if furries choose to do their Christmas shopping on Amazon.com after consuming excessive amounts of eggnog.
His latest capers include trying to blank this article, on December 13, 2006. On December 27th, it was also revealed that Prince Jeremy is a welfare leech, like the hypocrite that he is.
17:47 <+DukeOtterland> No, I get Social Security.
17:48 <+DukeOtterland> Because I'm considered disabled.
Prince Jeremy's childhood and adolescence were marked by being an object of torment and ridicule, with other children being "disturbed by his graphic representations of cartoon animal sex." This necessitated the Prince attending at least 100 different schools during his formative years. It was during this time that Prince Jeremy first discovered yiffy porn and began the manuscript that would later become his futuristic furry opus. In other words, Jeremy's childhood is a mirror image of fellow hypocrite 'artist' fucktard Dave Hopkins.
The Prince appears to be partaking in an extended childhood as he still resides with his parents. One might even say he is regressing, given his admission of experimentation with diapering and infantilism.
The Prince claims to be very highly educated, with no less than 4 degrees:
I've also gotten four Computer Science Associate Degrees and Certifications from Central Texas College, and am working on a Bachelor's Degree in Software Engineering from Tarleton State University at Central Texas.
That's rather amazing for someone who graduated from Copperas Cove High School just 7 years ago in 2002. It is currently unknown if his 4 "Computer Science Associate Degrees and Certifications" are actually accredited by The Texas Board of Education or not.
The Prince is a self-hating fur-fag and has embraced the ideology of his neocon oppressors, thanks to watching the propaganda super-patriot network Fox News. He espouses extreme neoconservative viewpoints and endorses the delusional and incompetent policies of the Bush administration and the Republican party in general. This is understandable since he is from Texas. Most troubling is that, as an openly bisexual furry in a subculture with a large number of gays, he has openly admitted to hating gays and opposing gay marriage. However, it should be known that, according to a study by the University of Georgia , the vast majority of homophobes are in the closet themselves, and the Prince is no exception.
In a characteristic display of hypocrisy, Otterland will leave angry and inflammatory comments on other user's LJs when he disagrees with their opinions on religion, politics, video games, and even grammar; however, it is verboten for people on his friends list to do the same.
The Prince states that no one should be allowed to disagree with him in any way because he is autistic and easily upset. He doesn't see his autism as a disability so much as a justification for poor impulse control and a carte-blanche excuse for a terminal case of foot-in-mouth disease.
The Furry Autistic Internet Livejournalers community has issued a blanket statement disavowing any association with Prince Jeremy and condemning his representation of furry autistics. AVOID AT ALL COSTS
Prince Jeremy is a case study in sexual deviance and living proof that prolonged virginity causes unnatural desires.
The Prince's ideal mate would be a sombrero wearing, cigar smoking, gay furry in diapers. No word yet on whether the Prince pitches or catches. (PROTIP: He's single, boys. Get 'im while it's hot.) THIS JUST IN: Prince admits to wishing to be a CATCHER!
Prince Jeremy's fursona is a purple otter with wings and antlers. In a world teeming with varicolored wolves, foxes, and an assortment of large cats, it is refreshing to see an otter. Oil slicks love otters. While the Prince currently makes do with commissioned art depicting his fursona, he is eagerly awaiting the completion and delivery of his first fursuit. This just in—the fursuit is now complete, & it's every bit as wonderful as people expected it to be!
FREE ART, ZOMG, GIMME!
Duke is an avid art whore, scouring any art site or lj community for any instance that an artist may be giving away free art, then jumps it, wanting to get more art of his hideously deformed character. Most people are too nice to say 'fuck off' and draw him, but others think differently.
The Prince has incorporated diapering into his fur fetish. His initial excuse, and the one he provides to his parents, is that he is experimenting for practical reasons as his fursuit will make bathroom visits tedious and complicated affairs. Later he grudgingly acknowledged that babyfur play arouses him.
Not content with just being a diapered fursuiter, Prince Jeremy has opted to also be a cross-dressing bisexual zoophile with a penchant for funny hats and carcinogenic addictions.
It is not known whether he gets the necessary foundation garments for his homespun otter-drag from Chris-Chan or his mother.
He posts on RPGamer under the clever pen name of "Otterland" and acts like he has been around for at least 100 years and tries to suck off the admin. When he gets flamed he cries to and threatens a mod that he'll post evidence of them having gay sex and get the person banned.
A Lulzy Anecdote
A few years ago, Prince Jeremy made friends with a certain non-furry who was sad and depressed because of her poor marriage -- that is to say, he befriended her on his LJ, and commented on everything she ever posted.
To cheer her up, he e-mailed her a hideous picture of a naked ferret with tits fingering herself. What made this so remarkable was that he had actually drawn it himself. This image greatly disturbed the young woman, but she didn't know how to approach him about it.
Well, a friend of this poor woman took it upon himself to tell him to "fucking cut it out, you fucking sicko." He responded by posting on his LJ about how everything he ever tries to do to help people only makes him unliked, eventually turning into a rant about how his mommy hated him as a child.
Trolling the "Prince"
Here is how an argument with Prince Jeremy proceeds:
- Responds to your comment
- Posts a comment in your journal
- Deletes your original comment, his replies and his posts in your journal.
- Bans you from his journal.
- Claims E-Victory
Then he will insult your art after he has commissioned you for some and requests a refund. In this situation, it's best to just deny him the art and the refund, but oddly enough, sometimes a few minutes later he claims the art is fine and he wants it again. Again, denial is the best way to deal with this.
Art By the Prince Himself
Prince Jeremy's art is largely craptastic and uninspired, reflecting an inner sexual deviance that he unsuccessfully tries to repress.
The Prince has written a book, published by some godawful internets vanity press, about his fursona's adventure in a mystical land. Or some furry shit. In fact, almost noone actually knows what happens in this book minus God and the Prince because almost noone is willing to shell out
18 dollars 5 dollars for some furry book. One only hopes that /b/ can valiantly obtain a copy and post it so that much lulz can be enjoyed by teh internets. However, it is rumored that the book contains monochromic anthropomorphs, multiple instances of nudity, several references to pedophilia, monotonous re-occurring dinner scenes, and the most undramatic rushed fight scene endings ever.
Sample chapter: Homo rape
harbldog: *raises sword*
harbldog: *presses his swordtip to your throat* But your eyes... they are so deep... and your fur... it is such a lovely shade of purple...
dukeotterland124: *knocks your sword out of your hand and begins hugging and kissing you, his sheath getting hard*
harbldog: *blushes brightly, his golden fur standing on end* Mmfh!
dukeotterland124: *rolls you around and presses his sheath to your anus, shoving it in and beginning to move it back and forth, still clutching you*
harbldog: *gasps and throws back his head* D-Duke! The King would not approve! Nnnh! *closes his eyes as you stretch his tailhole*
dukeotterland124: Eh, screw the King. *continues to shove his sheath back and forth in your rear, feeling the cum gradually arrive*
harbldog: S-Screw the King? So... *pants and buckles forward as his own sheath reluctantly bulges* not only a practitioner of buggery, but a traitor also!
dukeotterland124: *begins rubbing your sheath while feeling the cum ejaculate from his sheath into your rear*
harbldog: *moans and shudders* UNCLEAN! YOU HAVE MADE ME UNCLEAN, AND YOU SHALT DIE BY MY PAW, YOU HORRID DUKE! *tries to escape as you rub his throbbing cock*
dukeotterland124: *clutches more tightly and continues rubbing your sheath*
harbldog: Ahh-ahh! Unhand me, fiend! *his pre begins to leak out onto your paw*
dukeotterland124: *rubs harder, feeling the cum come through your sheath*
harbldog: I shall see to it that all of your family is exiled from Otterland for this... nnhh! *grunts as he begins to cum*
dukeotterland124: *releases your sheath, watching the cum flow*
harbldog: *stretches out as much as he can, trying to reach for his sword* Nnh...
dukeotterland124: *removes his sheath from your rear and takes the sword for himself, escaping*
harbldog: *shakes his fist and calls out after you* YOUR KIND WILL NEVER BE SAFE IN OTTERLAND, YOU HEAR?
"YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW IT IS, SIRE? WELL, HERE'S HOW IT IS: YOU'RE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE DUKE! YOU OUGHT TO HAVE YOUR HEAD CUT OFF, AND BE BURNED! AND I'M CERTAIN THE WHOLE POPULACE OF OTTERLAND WOULD BE HAPPY TO URINATE UPON YOUR ASHES!"
"Og, you’d best hide your naked self. Lord knows how the clergy will take to the bare likes of you."
"Fake passports? Tell us more, sir. Are they authentic?"
Prince Jeremy's newest opus
Prince Jeremy in the flesh
Prince Jeremy Fanart by ED Users
This speaks for itself.
And it led inevitably to...
- 19:49 <@Zionistacat> DukeOtterland: what, exactly, do you want?
- 19:49 < DukeOtterland> I do have objections to the article showing up so high in Google.
- 19:49 < TiCL> DukeOtterland: that's your fault
- 19:49 < DukeOtterland> For my article to be at least removed from Google searches.
- 19:49 < DukeOtterland> How so?
- 19:49 <@weev> DukeOtterland: what do you expect? ED has huge pagerank because millions of people read it.
- 19:49 <@Zionistacat> DukeOtterland: we have no way of adjusting google's search rank
- 19:49 <@weev> your websites are crap that noone cares about
- 19:49 <@weev> therefore, ED is higher up on google
- 19:49 < TiCL> you couldn't make your own page good enough to be at the top
- 19:49 < Jewkemia> lern SEO furfag!
- 19:49 < TiCL> I suggest you copy the article and put it in your website
- 19:49 < DukeOtterland> By the way, that video doesn't work.
- 19:49 <@Zionistacat> DukeOtterland: contrary to popular opinion, ED has no affiliation with Google, despite both having a secret cat cabal
He now claims to have quit being a furry
Selected quotes from an email January 8, 2009, where Prince Jeremy said...
ED's anti-furry? But ED let a furry who donated to WikiFur become a sysop.
True, mixing adult babies with furries does make adult babies look worse. However, he's wrong about "diaper-soiling and the furry fandom" not going together and the image below is proof:
Really loving anthro art and writing makes one a furry. Denying it also makes one a closet furry.
But he can't even do that right
So he joins the Furry Fandom's cesspool of drugged-out newfag trolls to settle a vendetta with a former "friend" of his by TRYING to troll a furry community that he was once a part of. He later notices a post that contains the ENTIRE e-mail he sent out to many people explaining that he's flouncing again. He threatens to sue everyone on the board because he thinks that posting an e-mail is copyright infringement.
Prince Jeremy the Wicked
Our friend Jeremy thinks that he's the tough guy and contacts the Lolfurries webhost to file a DMCA claim. He has the website successfully taken down until the "issue" is resolved and the offending post removed. GoDaddy explained that there wasn't any legal precedent for a DMCA claim towards E-mails and other direct forms of communication, but that they were just going with the flow and following the DMCA rules regarding claims.
Anon was able to obtain Jeremy's home phone number to try and contact him to resolve the issue.
But just saying you did it don't mean shit if you can't show proof
New Account and 'Galleries'
Apparently The Prince is trying to start anew- or get the trolls off his gay purple back- with a new account and equally gay new fursona, a harecat- half cat half hare- still purple, still gay, and still whoring for free art. His attempts at thwarting the EDiots and /b/tards can be found here:
http://jeremiasvk.livejournal.com/profile Newest incarnation.Nope, purged
- http://jmgreviews.wikidot.com/ His opinions about videogames, also about people who have opinions about videogames. Or something.
- http://jmg124.deviantart.com/ He goes by "Harrison" now. Hairy Son, get it? Me neither - it's not fucking funny.
http://jmg124.livejournal.com/profileBawwleted. http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jmg124/Abandoned. http://www.furryartpile.com/user/jmg124/(Never gonna give, never gonna give...)
It seems as though the Prince is still alive and well.
[21:16] <@dlb> shene: one of the users actually bought the dukes faggy book he self published because he thought he was going to get some prize if he did [21:16] <@dlb> from lulzcon [21:16] <@dlb> and then everyone forgot [21:16] <@dlb> and they were stuck with this fucking book
[23:46] <&Sheneequa> duke otterland is one of my two favorite articles [23:47] <@CATS> even small things set him off on a raeg fest [23:48] <@CATS> Like the time I drew a duck bill on his stupid furry self portrait and called it "Duck Otterland" [23:48] <&Sheneequa> HAHAHAHAHAHA [23:48] <&Sheneequa> FAMOUS BRITISH HUMOR
Duke Knows The Law
You think he'd have learned by now, but he's now sending out legal threats via years-old LJ comments. To wit:
Jerry Gallen 2401 Veterans Ave. Copperas Cove, TX 76522 URGENT Dear Andrew, Re: Your Repeated Harassment It has come to my attention that you have attempted repeated communication with me despite my constant admonishments not to do so, and have acted as a double agent for Encyclopedia Dramatica, libeling me on the site in violation of cyberstalking laws Tx. Penal Code § 42.07 and New York Penal Law § 240.30. You have ten days to CEASE AND DESIST your repeated harassment of me. Failing this, I will apply for an injunction, and will seek to recover damages (plus interest) for your tortious acts and conduct. This is my final communication to you on this matter, and I look forward to hearing from you as a matter of urgency. Yours faithfully, Jerry Gallen
I am not making this up, he really wrote this. He has a thing for trying to communicate with people by means to which they cannot reply, such as private messages on FurAffinity when he has pre-emptively blocked the user (you'd think that FA would not allow users to send PMs to those on their blocklist to prevent exactly this kind of behavior, but apparently Dragoneer is a better programmer than we thought), and he replies to LJ comments and then deletes them, preventing any replies. Oh, and by the way, he (under his new account ) cuntpasted this same text into a FurAffinity PM, showing that while the Duke may come up with over 9000 new aliases every year, a faggot doesn't change their stripes that easily.
Did you know that Prince Jeremy:
- Still lives with his parents
- Claims to be autistic
- At least his voice sounds like an autistic
- Is disabled, and under federal aid
- Is a staunch Republican
- Is a virgin
- Is homophobic
- Yet ironically enough, has homosexual fantasies/encounters on the internet. Also admits in website profiles to being bisexual.
- Sold only 14 copies of his book, netting $50.00.
- Too bad he had to spend at least $499 to get it published.
- Has been to ED IRC for Arbchat 3 times. (Moar)
- Is a moderator of
- Has had a real, purple fursuit made for him
- Uses LiveJournal, and is Friends Only
- Signs his legal threats to ED as "The Duke of Otterland"
- Cigarskunk - whiny homo-repressed neocon loves guns, loves cigars, loves his cock
- Dragonmorph, his unrelated counterpart.
- Naylor, Jay - wingnut Objectivist pornmonger of the furry variety.
- RHJunior - the ultimate in deranged rightwing fundamentalist furries
- Shut up judge - No really, STFU.
- Taking Down ED
- You can now CYOC for the Duke 
- His pile of shit "novels" on Lulu
- The Duke's NEW El-Jay
- His ultra top sekrit NEW El-Jay
- His ultra mega mega top sekrit NEW non-furry El-Jay
- Duke Otterland's Talk page at Wikifur Duke offended one of WikiFur's admins!
Duke Otterland' Pounced.org Ad His official (?) website]Gone
- LJ community - His
- The esteemed publisher of such heady tomes as the Duke's novel. Clearly, he did not spring for the package that included editing.
His full-disclosure post.
- THE HOLY GRAIL, ALL OF DUKE'S FRIENDS-ONLY POSTS
- Duke Otterland is off his meds...again
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