Patrick Crusius

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Patrick Crusius
Nationality: Americunt  MiniflagUSA.png
Highscore Killed 23, injured 23
Top 50? Yes,



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Style FPS, Single player
An Hero? No


Shortly after the mayhem that was the Gilroy shooting, perpetrated by Amerimutt Santino William Legan, a new challenger appeared. His name was Patrick Crusius and he took it upon himself to patriotically serve the land of the free by becoming a taco removalist by removing twenty wetback brownies shopping with their anchor babies and welfare checks at a Walmart within the spic dominated city of El Paso, Texas.

The Inconvenient Truth

“This is a colleague announcement, clean-up on aisles 1 through 17, can Henrique, Luciana and Fernando please make their way to the shop floor.”

Before the divine purification of Walmart began, Patrick posted his manifesto (entitled The Inconvenient Truth) on 8chan /pol/ in a similar manner to our savior Brenton Tarrant. However, unlike Brenton's manifesto, The Inconvenient Truth was much more serious, similar to John Earnest's manifesto. However, unlike John's failed Goy uprising, Pat actually managed to get some decent kills -- killing 23 dirty spics!

The Shitdowns Begin (Yet Again)

Matthew Prince of Cloudflare cucked for the second time after the first time in 2017 when a landwhale was removed from Earth. 8chan was subsequently dropped from Cloudflare's DDoS protection, resulting in numerous hosting problems for the site. 8chan eventually moved to BitMitigate — a superior alternative to Cloudflare that has considerably less downtime, and some leftists pulled an Amy Siskind to banhammer that too, which also resulted in hosting problems for the Daily Stormer. After the Daily Stormer had its anus opened for an onslaught of DDoS attacks resulted in yet another DS shoah. Of course, since the shooter was white, the shooting will be forever added to a list that liberals use to cry about to revoke your Second Amendment rights.

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High Score

Graded Score
Kill count: 23/20 Managed to kill 23 dirty spics!
Accuracy: 10/20 For every spic he injured he managed to receive about two virgins in heaven
Style: 5/20 Generic Brenton Tarrant bootleg without the lulz
Butthurt: 20/20 Caused every spic on Twitter to sperg uncontrollably at the thought that most Americans don't want to mass import a shitton of Mexicans
Bonus: 20/20 2019 Amerimutt champion!
Total Score: 78/100 (C+)
USA! USA! USA!
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Wanted Level:

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See also

External Links

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The Inconvenient Truth Manifesto

original post on Wayback


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