|THIS IS ALL JUST CHANOLOGY FOR EMOFAGS|
In May of 2008 (see Last Thursday), British emos got so butthurt with a newspaper saying My Chemical Romance was shit that they actually managed to look outside of themselves for just long enough to form a lulzy protest march against the evil media headquarters.
No, seriously. Look, we're not making this shit up:
—-Well spoken, JewTube TruthCat
The situation began At least 100 years ago when veteran old media trolls The Daily Mail published a series of articles entitled The Sinister Cult of Emo. This trolling dates back to 2006, when journalists decided to warn the paper's readership of middle-aged, white, right-wingers about the alarming possibility of their kids growing up to be faggots, in articles such as this.
However, no one gave a shit until 2008 when the Daily Mail blamed the suicide of a 13 year old girl named
James Hannah Bond on her infatuation with My Chemical Romance in articles here, here, here, and here. It was at this point that butthurt Emokids decided to UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY, and organized an IRL Habbo raid on the Daily Mail office.
The march is taking place over a full day on Saturday, May 31st 2008, from 10am till 10pm (because fat emos walk really slowly, presumably). No I'm not trolling, this shit is serious, look, there's a website about it and everything.
On the 22nd May 2008, /i/nsurgents at Ebaums were sitting around stroking their manly cock-hair and wondering what lulz can come from the emo protest, when it struck upon an idea: Simply prove the fears of all the middle aged right wing fucks correct by insinuating that yes, Emo kids really are just a suicide cult; and that the protests will culminate in the mass suicide of all the protesters.
— The grammar at Britchan is truly inspirational
How You Can Help
Step 1: JewTube
Brace yourself, stick some MCR music on a video, post a quick sideshow of emo photos, and publicize the march with utter sincerity.
But.... point out that at the end of the march is going to be a mass-suicide.
ATTENTION FGTS: To make sure this page isn't found by the lulzcows when you put your video here -> Statistics & Data... Hide links on the page with the YouTube itself, next to Comments. Remember; INCOG-EMO
Step 2: DIGG! DIGG!! DIGG MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
Fast, free, effective: drop your YouTube into Digg, and start shoveling.
Step 3: Troll the shit out of these fail sites
Amazingly, the emos have their own fail version of /i/, without the lulz, of course.
Perhaps some mothers should get over there to voice their concern?
Perhaps some kids heard that everyone else is doing it, so maybe they'll bring the necessary equipment just in case?
WON'T SOMEBODY OTHER THAN PEDOBEAR PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN??? (No)
Step 4: Man the Harpoonz
At 21:30, donning the usual IRL Raid gear, go and place boxes of cheap razor blades around the protest site. Boxes need to be clearly labeled something lulzy.
PROTIP: When purchasing razors buy small amounts at multiple stores to avoid any potential legal lashback from epic win/fail should they actually should decide to become an heroes. Also, when handling them, latex gloves are your friend. Don't worry about the box, enough people have handled it to make lifting latent finger prints near impossible.
PROTIP: Buying small amounts at multiple stores mean that you're going to be captured on CCTV at multiple stores, it means you're going to be recognized in multiple stores, it means they're going to have multiple witnesses. Don't be a retard about it and collaborate.
- STEP 1: Meet other anon prior to IRL raid
- STEP 2: Have each anon buy small amounts of razor blades, only enough not to arouse suspicion
- STEP 3: Dump them all into a box labeled FREE RAZOR BLADES
- STEP 4: ????
- STEP 5: PROFIT
NEW Dropsite: "The protest has changed location and will now be held by Marble Arch. There is a concrete area there, where we will go. Marble Arch is in Oxford Street, London and is right next to Hyde Park."
Step 5: ????
Step 6: PROFIT!!! Butthurt emos are lolcows of epic levels
The Lollercaust reaction has been incredibly fucking quick, and incredibly fucking lulzy.
—a typical emo, reasoning. They do half the job for you, Anonymous.
—A pathetic MCR fan BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWing.
—holy shit, this guy is ON TO US!!!
—popcornmonkey360, a well respected christion authority, invoking Godwin's Law
And now a few words from the organizers of the event
Look out Daily Mail! The "MCRmy" is coming to get you! minor warning solution in generally a bat ...most effective if u throw razors in the opposite direction.
What absolute fail! 25 people consisting of children and parents. MCR must be soooo proud!
Even more fail. Barely broke over 9,000.
Theres two things that could have happened here.
Some real challenging and informative reporting, as we gave come to expect from The Guardian. link Lulzy interviews of MCR lolis
Fair & Balanced Protest Footage
Anonymous had some fun enturbulating a bunch of pubeless morons at the protest and caught it all on camera. In between the hugging and the conga lines, a whale has a shitfit, and a girl sets a newspaper on fire. All fine examples on "win" and how Anonymous Deliverers.
- Remember when the NME was good? Me neither.
- MCR's planning/promotion site for the march.
- Emo enturbulation, DESTROY WITH FIRE.
- foolish 16- year-old girl that claims she knows Anonymous.
The claims that were made.BELETED! Butthurt emo tries to reconcile after protest about trolling. Claims it was unfunny.So butthurt she took the video down
- Newfag talking of things he does not understand
- The newfag full of lies
- The outrage- This is an outrage!!1; Claims an emo
- MCRmy! Man the Harpoons!!!1
- High ranking officer - She actually is a cancer, as is it says so right on her page. (SRSLY!)
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