Operation Titstorm

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Stephen Conroy Scoffs At Anon Prior To Titstorm

The official raid poster. No IRC? No problem!
Anon mounts up for Project Freeweb
Stephen Conroy: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

In A.D. 2010, war was beginning and on February 10th, Anonymous unleashed a massive Blitzkrieg on Australian government websites in a Shock and Awe commando raid dubbed Operation Titstorm.

This marked the opening salvo of a war that had been brewing since March, 2009 when Wikileaks published an Xbox hueg list of dox on websites that The Final Boss of Australia and his sidekick -Communications Minister Stephen Conroy- had decided were too hot for Ausfags to handle without leading to the ruination of the nation and that were to be permab& from the country's delicate Internets tubes by the biggest set of dog curtains this side of The Great Firewall of China.

Most Australians acknowledge that there is some internet material which is not acceptable in any civilised society. It is important that all Australians, particularly young children, are protected from this material.


—Conroy,on being a bad parent, December, 2009

Anon was not amused and after declaring war on Kevin Rudd and co and firing warning shots in September 2009 an all-out assault on Parliament House was called off since Anon had better things to do.

However, in February 2010 Stephen Conroy couldn't leave it well-enough alone and after announcing that The Man would also be banning pix of small breasted wimmins, cartoon pr0n and female ejaculation and then mocking Anon on national TV, the ceasefire was done for and Anon picked up Conroy's thrown gauntlet and announced that hostilities would resume and that this time, they weren't fucking around.

The Australian government will learn that one does not mess with our porn.



And Anon created Project Freeweb and saw that it was good..

The Raid

On 10/02/10 a single OC /b/ post calling for action from a tripfag called Pulser made it through the gauntlet of newfag shitposts, sage and inb4 404 all the way to Anon Central who let loose the seething hordes of steroidal hackers and sparked up the INTERNET HATE MACHINE to launch the Low Orbit Ion Cannons for a raid the likes of which had not been seen since the heyday of Chanology.

The Opening Salvo

Tits or GTFO.


—The internet

Another version of the recruitment poster
  1. On Feb 10th, 2010, at 8am Ausfailian time, Anon began a DDoS of all Australian government servers.
  2. This will be followed by prank calls, black faxes and a shitstorm of email and fax spam of Oz government b& pr0n images and cartoons depicting small tits, female ejaculation and cartoon pr0n. (dox here)
  3. The targets can can't be found here. (closed...rAIDS)
  4. v&

The Department of Defence has been informed of the attack, which the parliamentary services spokesman said appeared to be based on the false idea that the bureaucracy was partisan.


The Message

File:Ned Kelly.jpg
Somehow the typically docile Ausfag has managed to muster his inner Ned Kelly. Shit just got real.

A Chanology-esque YouTube video was posted, with the following message to the Australian Government:

Hello, Prime Minister Rudd, Governor-General Bryce, and members of the Australian Parliament. We are Anonymous. Over the past several months,

we have observed the actions of your government in regard to censorship of internet content in Australia.

Your ban of pornography depicting small breasted women is not only discrimination against people based on physical characteristics, but also a first step down the slippery slope of internet censorship. Your proposed implementation of mandatory ISP filtering is an outrage, and Anonymous cannot allow this to happen. If there is any foreseeable threat to our organization, it is internet censorship. Therefore, we take your actions very seriously.

We shall proceed to do everything in our power to annihilate your government's presence on the internet.

You have nowhere to hide, because we are everywhere.

We are Anonymous.

We are legion.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.



IRL Protest Attempt

General fail of IRL protests following the titstorm

For more information on how Titstorm was hijacked by moralfags who wanted to be internet superheros and ruined by their faggotry and fail, see Project Freeweb.

The Original Post

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Internet Censorship and ISP Filtering

Stephen Conroy: Minister of Douchebaggery

See main article at ACMA

The main reason why Anonymous is so up in arms about the whole escapade by the Australian government is because of Internet censorship. Even though Anonymous has the collective IQ of a pack of Dyslexic hippopotami, they're finally right about one thing: the Australian government is trying to censor the internet. They've banned drawn porn, squirting, and small breasts in porn. The first being for seemingly no reason at all (to try to curb child porn), the second because they consider female ejaculate urine (which has been proven to not be - disregard that, it is totally piss), and the last to, again, curb child porn. Most of these things are usually viewed on the Internet. To quote them from the official announcement

This is consistent with the recent child online protection guidelines issued by the International Telecommunications Union. The guidelines state that the strategic objective for the internet industry for child internet safety should be to reduce the availability of, and restrict access to, harmful or illegal content and conduct.


—Australia thinking that loli hentai and small tits are harmful

The Government has recently announced that in 2010 it will introduce legislative amendments to require all ISPs in Australia to use ISP‑level filtering to block overseas hosted Refused Classification (RC) material on the Australian Communications and Media Authority’s (ACMA) RC Content list.


—Dictatorship of Australia's brilliant plan to fight child porn.

Anonymous to Australia

Australia's Electronic Freedom Project Call to Arms

Reports From The Front

  • The attacks hit the Australian Parliament House and Department of Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy websites this morning. At 10:58am the websites appeared sluggish, with some not responding, as well as a FatMan.
  • A statement from the Attorney-General's office said the Australian Parliament House website was unavailable for approximately 50 minutes due to a distributed denial-of-service attack by "individuals belonging to the 'Anonymous' group".
  • "It is now back online," the statement, received at 11:14am, said. But the websites still appeared sluggish.
  • "Australian government agencies identified as potential targets by 'Anonymous' were briefed in advance and were provided with suggested mitigation strategies," the statement said, adding that the Department of Defence Cyber Security Operations Centre continued to "monitor the situation".

Denial-of-service attacks on government websites are totally irresponsible and potentially deny services to the Australian public.


—Stephen Conroy, Australian Communications Minister

Idle threats notwithstanding, as of February 10th, 6.00 am Ausfailia time, the attack is picking up steam as drowsy Ausfags get back OTI to spot their global Anon /b/rothers despite some collateral damage from newfags attacking the wrong sites, such as Oz media and the Stock Exchange.


"these people [Anonymous] are creepy horrible bits of work, get rid of them, get them off the internet"
A Fat Wallaby Explains DDoS and Titstorm

This is the equivalent of parking a truck across the driveway of a shopping centre.


—Cyber security expert on OT, sauce

A couple of days ago when Communication Minister Stephen Conroy was asked about the possibility of attacks by hacker groups on Government website he basically laughed it off. One wonders whether Mr Conroy is laughing today.


—The Punch, sauce

Senior Parliament staff had their emails spammed "in spectacular ways" and high-ranking public servants received "aggressive but anonymous phone calls"


—Parliamentary Services, sauce


Parliamentary office Suite MG70 Parliament House Canberra ACT 2600 Tel: 02 6277 7480 Fax: 02 6273 4154 | Ministerial office Level 4, 4 Treasury Place Melbourne Vic 3002 Tel: 03 9650 1188 Fax: 03 9650 3251 | Electorate office Suite 1B 494 High St Epping Vic 3076 Tel: 03 9408 0190 Fax: 03 9408 0194 <-- Someone posted this yesterday

Scenes From The Front

<FluxBot> »»» It's not just you! http://www.acma.gov.au looks down from here.
<Richie> I'm so proud of you guys <3
[21:32] <+Anonymous777> tell the amerinews
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <@asdfghjkl> http://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo/search/summary/error.w3p;query=<script>alert(document.cookie)</script>
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+Anonymous777> ok
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
[21:32] <+okokok>  FUCK YOU ANONNET
08[21:32] * okokok was kicked by asdfghjkl (asdfghjkl)
[21:32] <+syntax14point5> what time does fox air ?
[21:32] <+AnonMoose> SanguineRose
[21:32] <+NIGGERS> 4GET
[21:32] <+AnonMoose> ah aight
[21:32] <+zerat00l> sup guys whats goin on in this flood
[21:33] <+pulser> dont forget we're scared as fuck of dogs, curtains, and security systems :3
* pulser sets mode: +m
<@pulser> stfu
<@pulser> if you spam me asking for voice ill find where you live and stab your face
<@pulser> :3
<+ArdentHash> ok
<+ArdentHash> so ive found something that is relevant to our interests
<@pulser> check this out^
<+ArdentHash> everyone proxy up and check this out
<@pulser> its NOT a DDoS target
<+ArdentHash> This is the web interface for their hosting backbone
<@pulser> dont start firing at it like a bunch of idiots
<+ArdentHash> we need to brute it
<+ArdentHash> we get this, we get everything
<+ArdentHash> ive said my peace
<@pulser> ok
<@pulser> now
<@pulser> for targets right now
<@pulser> FluxBot belongs to alter
<&SanguineRose> ArdentHash: brute forcing anything doesn't make it magically open up and let you in
<@pulser> e has a nice bot too
<@pulser> if either of them return soon
<@pulser> they can set FluxBot back up
<@pulser> in the mean time
<@pulser> i will post targets and then voice everyone in just a minute
<+ArdentHash> also, lemme interject on what i was talking about before
<+ArdentHash> the OS Scan from nmap reveals this: Foundry BigIron RX switch
<+ArdentHash> find docs on the device
<+LETTER> Ardent, where did you get that IP? Is it totally legit? Any open ports?
<@pulser> ok
<+ArdentHash> gimme a sec and i will shitpaste it
<@pulser> pay attention to the topic since we dont have a bot right now
<+ArdentHash> http://pastebin.com/m2bb38138
<@pulser> here is what it says in case you're retarded
<@pulser> DDoS Targets 1�: http://www.minister.dbcde.gov.au ( 
2: http://aph.gov.au ( | Email,� fax, and prank call targets: http://titstorm.pastebin.com/m360ea856 | 
Dox and more info here: http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Operation_Titstorm | Australians join #titstormIRL
<@pulser> godspeed
* pulser sets mode: -m

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Government site H4x3d!

Original Letter to the Press (February 8th, 2010)

Letter From Anonymous


Greetings Australian Government Officials, Members of Local and International Press, and the General Public. We are Anonymous.

Austrailia - 2/8/2010 - Over the past several years, we have maintained a close watch on the actions of the Australian Government
with particular focus on its stance towards internet censorship.

Australia's laws on internet censorship are already among the most restrictive in the western world. Their government filters
more internet content than any other Parliamentary Democracy. For some elements within the Government, including Telecommunications
Minister Senator Stephen Conroy, this still is not enough. Late in January of 2009 he proposed legislature that would lead to
mandatory ISP filtering for all of Australia. The stated goal is to prevent Australia from viewing "illegal and unwanted content"
on the internet.

Anonymous' concern with this legislature is twofold.

First, the ambiguity of the term "unwanted content" is completely unacceptable. No government should have the right to refuse
its citizens access to information solely because they perceive it to be "unwanted." Indeed, the only possible interpretation
of "unwanted content" is content that the government itself does not want to be seen.

More importantly, Anonymous does not approve of the steps already undertaken by the Australian Government to control what their
populous sees. Claiming to be cracking down on "simulated child pornography," many depictions of women with small breasts in
pornography have been banned. Officials cannot claim that they believe the models in these movies are in fact underage, as the
production the titles that have been affected are heavily regulated to ensure the age of the models. Instead they are relying on
earlier ambiguous wording that allows pornography featuring models that "appear to be" under 18 years of age to be treated in the
same manner as actual child pornography.

The repercussions of this censorship of a natural body type on the psyche of Australian women cannot be understated, but this
is not Anonymous' concern. The Australian Government will learn that one does not mess with our porn. No one messes with our
access to perfectly legal (or illegal) content for any reason.

We are Legion.
We do not Forgive.
We do not Forget

Expect us.

Second Press Release Letter (February 12th, 2010)

Letter From Anonymous

Dear Kevin Rudd, members of the government and media,
     We know you have noticed our recent actions against the mandatory ISP filtering scheme. We know it has been published in
several news outlets across the globe. This is our stand. We will not sit back as the government takes away our freedom to access 
otherwise perfectly legal pornography and other websites which are not illegal by any other law and which do not pose a threat to 
Australia on an economical, moral or security level.

We would like to make it clear that we do not want to be associated with the "terrorist" stigma. We are simply demonstrating a 
protest on the exact medium of which the Australian Government are trying to filter. Why? We, as Anonymous, the collective legion of 
internet users who fight for great justice and lulz, are the ones who will be affected most by this ridiculous law. This is not a 
terrorist movement. This is not a matter of National Security. This is a way of protesting in which we feel we are getting the media 
and public attention needed to further our actions. No one is getting physically hurt. No one is being denied  necessities. Nothing 
is being targeted that would cause harm to a regular citizen of .au.

Yes, our methods are somewhat illegal, but sometimes these actions must be taken to ensure our message is displayed, especially in 
Australia's case.

The statistics in for and against the Mandatory ISP filtering and being displayed in a poor manner. Let anonymous assure you, there 
are more every-day internet users against the filter than there are for it. Anonymous from around the globe as a collective, is not 
just fighting for Australia, but to prevent the global denial of free speech and access to otherwise public material, which is a 
real possibility. These filters aren't the first step against Australia's freedom, and it is nowhere near the last. We must stop it 
before it spreads, before its too late, and Freedom is gone, not just for Australia, no but for the whole world.

Furthermore we are against the criminalization of things that are not, and should not be, by any means illegal. We would also like 
to let it be known that we are not fighting for the legalization of things that have been illegal in the past. Child porn is 
understandably illegal, it is unfortunate that there is the illegal trade industry for this sort of content. Anonymous accepts and 
welcomes the restrictions of this law. However, criminalizing the pornography of small-breasted women (18+) is completely absurd, 
considering there is a huge market and industry for such material. The idea that having taste for a woman with a small figure and 
small breasts can be found as close to pedophilia is both discriminatory and synonymous to insanity. 

We are Anonymous, a collective of the internet. If there is any foreseeable threat to our organization, it is internet censorship. 
Therefore, we take your actions very seriously.

We shall proceed to do everything in our power to annihilate your government's presence on the internet.


You have nowhere to hide, because we are everywhere.
We are Anonymous.
We are legion.
We do not forgive.
We do not forget.
Expect us.

Third Press Release (February 12, 2010)

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE This is an official press release from the group of anonymous.

Near the end of February, Anonymous will be protesting all over Australia in all main cities, towns, what have you. This protest is aimed against the Australian government's ban on certain pornographic industries. We will not stand for this act. We will send you more information when the time comes. Soon, posters will present themselves all over the nation with information on the event. We are prepared to battle Australia will all the power we have. Our allies are stronger than you can imagine. We will bring down your websites. We will break you down. Your filter will be destroyed whether you like it or not. There is nothing you can do about it. Be prepared for defeat, as you will lose and we will win. Help the cause, visit http://www.encyclopediadramatica.ch/Operation_Titstorm Simply join the IRC. Bring your cannons. Bring your friends. Join the party.

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.



An Australian Anon known as bush has been fined 550 ausfag gold and had his computers and CP have been seized by the AFP for inciting others to DoS in the Titstorm. [2]

Another Anon known by the name Rand has also been charged and had his computers seized by the Australian Faggot Patrol and is still yet to be convicted. The AFP has given him full credit for being the mastermind of the so called terrorist attack.

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