Pulse Nightclub Massacre

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Omar Mateen
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Highscore Killed 49, injured 53
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An Hero? Killed In Action
Motive Gay Guilt

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After a stale year lacking any an heroes or rampage killers, a 29-year-old Afghani badass named Omar Mateen decided to go for the High Score. He did this by hastily buying himself two guns and teaching those filthy fucking faggots a lesson once and for all, by turning the Pulse gay Night-club in Orlando, Florida into a bloodbath. He trained for his upcoming massacre by playing Kill The Faggot for hours on end, because video games can help train you to kill. He proved once and for all to the fudge packers that safe spaces are a total facade. 50 dead poo-stabbing degenerate sinners later, and he has shot his way into the history books with the deadliest mass shooting in American history until the 2017 Las Vegas Shooting, and caused a Category 5 Shitstorm for the glory of Allah and for great justice. After a while, numerous investigations revealed that Omar had an extensive history of practicing homosexuality throughout his life.


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  • Hollow Points (30% damage bonus)
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  • Spell: Magic Exit
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  • Laws yes, E-X-I-T, that spells BOMB! This buff paralyzes responders for three hours. All Red status wounded added to KIA list.


Typical scenery inside the bar, pre-massacre.
post-massacre scenery


Twitter-favicon.png Omar Mateen, to the police

After entering his gay bar of choice (filled with 320 flaming fags) to take a relaxing break from his stressful life, the shooter was greeted to the sight of the guy in the picture to the left. Filled with disgust and anger over his lover no longer requiring his services, our hero was boiling with wrath sent straight from the merciful and most peaceful lord Allah! Armed with an "assault rifle" and pistol, he quickly fired off dozens of shots, going on to injure or kill at least 100 people over the course of three hours. He barricaded himself in the gay bar and took some other people hostage. Over a hundred cops were called to the scene, and eventually, a SWAT team swarmed the premises and quickly neutralized the perpetrator. During the bloodbath cleansing, Omar was constantly heard taunting the victims and laughing hysterically, especially against the fags trying to escape. Omar was reported to have been wearing "some type of device", likely a suicide belt homemade clock.

During the attack this guy actually called 911 (The Police) and swore ArchiveToday-favicon.pngallegiance to ISIS. One of the people escaping the club barricaded the door to keep the killer from escaping, while simultaneously preventing other club-goers from escaping! Sadly, he couldn't survive his * * * * * star wanted level and quickly lost a gunfight against 11 cops/pigs, but he did score a headshot against one; sadly, said pig was wearing a kevlar helmet and survived the gunshot. 30 fags who were held hostage were freed. It is said the sounds of the cell phones of the dead ringing, their family's calling to check on them, was almost deafening. The only thing more disturbing was all of the dried jizz-capped turds lying next to the deceased after evacuating their bowels.


Armed security guard license from Florida.
Registered Democrat

The massacre was called an "act of domestic terrorism" by the county sheriff. Over fifty people were shipped off to the local hospital — each surrounded by half a dozen crying friends looking sexy as fuck and in need of a consolatory hug kiss blowjob — providing a nightmare for the already over-worked employees there. Thanks a lot, jerk! A furfag lied and pretended one of their friends was killed during the shooting, which caused a moderate amount of drama in the furry scene; go raid and troll his Fur Affinity account and stir up some drama for the lulz!

The shooting caused 103 casualties, with 50 total queers losing their lives (including Omar), making it the deadliest mass shooting in the history of Dumbfuckistan, and the deadliest incident of violence against fags / LGBT "people" in the history of America as well.

This event caused significantly large amounts of butthurt and drama, triggering the fuck out of Liberals and Fags. Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama flat out refused to denounce the shooter or point out the fact that he was a radical muslim and his dad had ties to the Taliban. Due to the enabling of terror and the incompetence of the modern leftist americans, this event went on to significantly boost the support that The Donald has, especially from a good chunk of the LGBT community, who are fueling the gun industry by buying out as many guns as they can to defend themselves. Obviously, most fags are retarded pedophile freaks, but some of them are smart enough to pack some heat along with fudge.

Obviously, the massacre caused 99% of the leftists to call for greater gun control. After all, if there hadn't happened to be a Gun Free Zone at the bar and the fags were allowed to pack some heat, this guy would've been taken out in a heartbeat, and then there would be nothing to whine about. Even moar drama occurred after fags across tried to donate blood to the victims, but due to bans on gay donations (Due to aids), it has the potential to prevent some lives from being saved. A lot of the cops were ashamed of themselves for taking 3 fucking hours to breach the location and neutralize a single shooter; Even Columbine was only 1/4th as deadly and it only took the cops like.... 2 hours to make a move.

The Eiffel Tower in France lit up with the rainbow colors of the pride flag. Everyone in the world either cried like little bitches (First world) or laughed their ass off at the shooting and praised the shooter (Third World) and laughed or sighed at yet ANOTHER mass shooting in Dumbfuckistan. A fag pride group called Equality Florida, raised over 3.5 million dollars within days of the massacre. A scammer group called @PulseOrlandoUSA raised 30 dollars in Bitcoin supposedly to give cookies and bottled water to the weepy survivors before the Twitter Police shut them down. Both charities feel very proud of themselves for their efforts. Out of all of this shit, not one person managed to give a shit about the chick that got gunned down the day before.

List Of Faggots Pwn'd

  • Stanley Almodovar III, 23
  • Amanda Alvear, 25
  • Oscar A. Aracena-Montero, 26
  • Rodolfo Ayala-Ayala, 33
  • Alejandro Barrios Martinez, 21
  • Martin Benitez Torres, 33
  • Antonio D. Brown, 29
  • Darryl R. Burt II, 29
  • Jonathan A. Camuy Vega, 24
  • Angel L. Candelario-Padro, 28
  • Simon A. Carrillo Fernandez, 31
  • Juan Chevez-Martinez, 25
  • Luis D. Conde, 39
  • Cory J. Connell, 21 Pedo bear too old.png
  • Tevin E. Crosby, 25
  • Franky J. Dejesus Velazquez, 50
  • Deonka D. Drayton, 32
  • Mercedez M. Flores, 26
  • Juan R. Guerrero, 22
  • Peter O. Gonzalez-Cruz, 22
  • Paul T. Henry, 41
  • Frank Hernandez, 27
  • Miguel A. Honorato, 30
  • Javier Jorge-Reyes, 40
  • Jason B. Josaphat, 19 Pedo bear too old.png
  • Eddie J. Justice, 30
  • Anthony L. Laureano Disla, 25
  • Christopher A. Leinonen, 32
  • Brenda L. Marquez McCool, 49
  • Jean C. Mendez Perez, 35
  • Akyra Monet Murray, 18 Pedo bear too old.png
  • Kimberly Morris, 37
  • Jean C. Nives Rodriguez, 27
  • Luis O. Ocasio-Capo, 20
  • Geraldo A. Ortiz-Jimenez, 25
  • Eric I. Ortiz-Rivera, 36
  • Joel Rayon Paniagua, 32
  • Enrique L. Rios Jr., 25
  • Juan P. Rivera Velazquez, 37
  • Yilmary Rodriguez Solivan, 24
  • Christopher J. Sanfeliz, 24
  • Xavier E. Serrano Rosado, 35
  • Gilberto R. Silva Menendez, 25
  • Edward Sotomayor Jr., 34
  • Shane E. Tomlinson, 33
  • Leroy Valentin Fernandez, 25
  • Luis S. Vielma, 22
  • Luis D. Wilson-Leon, 37
  • Jerald A. Wright, 31

You have made Anders proud!

As you can tell, a great number of these filthy cocksuckers who lost their lives are spics; thus, uncle Omar has proposed a practical solution to the logistics problem that making America great again might entail.

Level 2

Shortly after the completion of the Orlando massacre level, a 20-year-old "man" named James Wesley Howell was caught by the police near the location of the LA Pride festival in west Hollywood. Numerous weapons and explosives were found in his car. The pigs are too dumb to figure out a motive, but it should be painfully obvious that he was the butt buddy of Omar and was planning on another genocide crusade. Just look at this fucker:

Yeah, 'nuff said.

Perpetrator, Omar Mateen

Cocksucker confirmed.
The shooter, according to liberals.

The gunman was identified as Omar Mir Seddique Mateen, a 29-year-old homosexual Afghan-American (lol from NY) who had ties to radical Islam. Unfortunately, our hero will probably never be remembered for his valiant efforts, due to not being a disturbed upper-middle-class white beta-male autist from the suburbs. At least he will get to enjoy 72 tight-assed virgins - exactly 72 more than Pulse had to offer. And he won't even get AIDS!

According to the kuffar bitch who broke his heart when he busted her face, Omar was a loving husband who only beat her on days ending in Y and only over big things, like her inability to be a good little waifu like the Quran commanded. She couldn't stick with the rule of "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," and ran back home to Daddy, leaving Omar with memories and her subscription to al-Shamikha. He decided to fill the hole she left in his life by working with kids (lol, srsly) praying to Mecca and regularly massaging his prostate. He was interviewed by the FBI before this, for ArchiveToday-favicon.pngsending them mean tweets.
He claimed that ArchiveToday-favicon.pnghis uncle was Osama Bin Laden. A perfect role model.

Before working as a rent-a-cop, aka security guard for a company called "G4S", this homo-killer was ArchiveToday-favicon.pnghanging out with the homos in their places of worship, the gym, gay bars, and Grindr. He also worked in the gayest of all the gay stores, GNC. Omar was a very special boy, always wearing the ArchiveToday-favicon.pngsame shirt with his name, in case he forgot.

G4S wouldn’t do anything. This guy was unhinged and unstable. He talked of killing people.


http://www.floridatoday.com/story/news/crime/2016/06/12/who-omar-mateen/85791280/, Daniel Gilroy - Colleague of Omar

He was at the bar. He was actually talking with another guy. I turned around. I was in drag. I said hello. He seemed comfortable... Later on that night ... he was out there dancing with another guy.


http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/orlando-shooter-reported-pulse-club-regular-patrons-article-1.2672445, Chris Callen aka Kristina McLaughlin

Yeah, I recognize him off Grindr. The one of him in the tie... One of my friends, he doesn’t want to be spoken to on media. He said he knew this guy from back in 2007 where he’s been coming to Orlando,... He used to talk to him on the Adam4Adam app. Once he saw the guy’s picture on the news, he told his parents, he told his mom, and he’s like ‘I know this guy, I know this guy.’ And his mom is like, ‘No, you couldn’t have known him, you couldn’t have known him.’ And he was like, ‘No, I know this guy.'


http://www.advocate.com/crime/2016/6/13/rumor-or-real-man-says-shooter-messaged-him-grindr, Cord Cedeno

ArchiveToday-favicon.pngHis lust for men has even been confirmed by the FBI. And other ArchiveToday-favicon.pngnews outlets.

Dismissal from Criminal Justice Training

Sometime in 2007 while training to become a prison guard, (so that he could visit his gay and terrorist friends and still have a job) Omar decided to make a joke right after Cho Seung Hui's massacre at Virginia Tech.

If I was to bring a gun to school would you tell anybody?


—Omar Mateen

ArchiveToday-favicon.pngThis and him actually sleeping in class and being absent was enough to get kicked out. Not that G4S checked this, and just let him in, meaning that anyone can become a security guard, even you.

Note from the editor: We do not mean to suggest by this that G4S is in any way substandard as a security company. They are the world leader, and in capitalism, any company that is not the leader is outlawed. Besides, they spun off all their worst rejects to the Geo Group to run America's private prisons. At least Omar could fire a gun and maintained a presence on gay social media.

List of Known or Confirmed Aliases

  • Omar "You chose to pack fudge now Allah is your judge" Mateen
  • Omar "Turnin' fruits into vegetables" Mateen
  • Omar "Killed 50 Twinks and Didn't Blink" Mateen
  • Omar "Make the queer disappear" Mateen
  • Omar "Spray the gay away" Mateen
  • Omar "LGBTBBQ" Mateen
  • Omar "Unload my mag in every fag" Mateen
  • Omar "You lick bum? Die like scum" Mateen
  • Omar "Suck a cock, get the glock" Mateen
  • Omar "Club's closed due to AIDS" Mateen
  • Omar "Instilling fear in the queers" Mateen
  • Omar "Smoke fags indoors" Mateen
  • Omar "Suck my Glock" Mateen
  • Omar "Giving Queens the M16" Mateen
  • Omar "Empty my 9 at the gloryhole line" Mateen
  • Omar "Putting fags into body bags" Mateen
  • Omar "Born this way? Then you die today" Mateen
  • Omar "Think I'm cute, then I have to shoot" Mateen
  • Omar "Anal Annihilator" Mateen
  • Omar "Can't eat cock during Ramadan" Mateen
  • Omar "Don't eat ass during my holy fast" Mateen
  • Omar "Act haram you get harm" Mateen
  • Omar "Candy ass turned to glass" Mateen
  • Omar "The penetrator, no homo" Mateen
  • Omar "Put away that peen or get a bullet in you spleen" Mateen
  • Omar "Tossing grenades at pride parades" Mateen
  • Omar "If you're a poof, you're off the roof" Mateen
  • Omar "Emptying my glock on those who like cock" Mateen
  • Omar "Stay in the closet or you get put in a casket' Mateen
  • Omar "Adam and Steve, meet Smith and Wesson" Mateen
  • Omar "Lick a thick dick, get bricked quick" Mateen
  • Omar "Koran says it's a no no so gays have got to go go" Mateen
  • Omar "Open gaybar? Allahu Akbar" Mateen
  • Omar "Get on your knees, close your eyes, and open your mouth" Mateen
  • Omar "Kiss a man? BLAM" Mateen
  • Omar "If he sucks cock he's going to get shot" Mateen.
  • Omar "Wiping the gay club clean" Mateen
  • Omar "One Man Homocaust" Mateen
  • Omar "The Closet Closer" Mateen
  • Omar "I got something to put in you" Mateen
  • Omar "Fags gon' fall when I shoot 'em all" Mateen
  • Omar "What did he mean" Mateen
  • Omar "Bustin' caps in traps" Mateen
  • Omar "God Slay The Queen" Mateen
  • Omar "It's Raining Lead" Mateen
  • Omar "At War with Gaybar" Mateen
  • Omar "Islaminator9001" Mateen
  • Omar "Barbaric Berzerker, Blooding up the buobonic butt blasters" Mateen
  • Omar "Not a real Muslim" Mateen
  • Omar "Happy Ramabomb" Mateen
  • Omar "Take a wife or lose your life" Mateen
  • Omar "Out of the closet and into the casket" Mateen
  • Omar "Gay bar? Allahu Akbar" Mateen
  • Omar "Cho's high score? What a bore!" Mateen
  • Omar "Chinaman can't outplan the Imam" Mateen
  • Omar "Bite the pillow, Pulse is 0" Mateen
  • Omar "Lighting up the floor with my M4" Mateen
  • Omar "Fag Killer" Mateen
  • Omar "Shoot em' all, it's halal" Mateen
  • Omar "Tag the fags" Mateen
  • Omar "Party all night with the sodomites" Mateen
  • Omar "Gays are gone on Ramadan" Mateen
  • Omar "Hot lead injections stops the AIDs infections" Mateen
  • Omar "Going akbar in a gaybar" Mateen
  • Omar "He's got no Pulse" Mateen
  • Omar "Bustin' caps at assless chaps" Mateen
  • Omar "Pulled a scimitar in a gay bar" Mateen
  • Omar "Quit suckin' dicks or feel some 5.56" Mateen
  • Omar "Calling airstrikes on bull dykes" Mateen
  • Omar "Blowback Mountain" Mateen
  • Omar "Islam 1 2 3" Mateen
  • Omar "Real life Call of Duty in the house of gay booty" Mateen
  • Omar "Omar comin!" Mateen
  • Omar "Going Genghis Khan on Elton John" Mateen
  • Omar "Off the GRIDS" Mateen
  • Omar "Bloody every butt-buddy" Mateen
  • Omar "Incredible Danger to Every Rump Ranger" Mateen
  • Omar "Butt Blaster Blaster" Mateen
  • Omar "Put out the Lights on the Sodomites" Mateen
  • Omar "Mujahideen with AR-15" Mateen
  • Omar "All faggotry ends with me" Mateen
  • Omar "Turd burglar murderer" Mateen
  • Omar "Out and proud, get gunned down" Mateen
  • Omar "Kills fags dead" Mateen
  • Omar "Shots are on me" Mateen
  • Omar "At the homo bar with a loaded AR" Mateen
  • Omar "Stopping sodomy with my .223"
  • Omar "Hit it through the back door? Meet the .44" Mateen
  • Omar "Dump a mag in every fag" Mateen
  • Omar "Putting fags in body bags" Mateen
  • Omar "Frag the fag" Mateen
  • Omar "If you're haram you're going to get harmed" Mateen
  • Omar "Kill the gays for Allah's praise" Mateen
  • Omar "Butcher of butt-pirates" Mateen
  • Omar "Holy war on the dance floor" Mateen
  • Omar "The day to end all gays" Mateen
  • Omar "LGBTQ BBQ" Mateen
  • Omar "Make the Sodomites feel Allah's might" Mateen
  • Omar "Fan the hammer at sausage crammers" Mateen
  • Omar "Make Fags Great Again" Mateen
  • Omar "Slay Away the Gay" Mateen


How libfags rationalize their love of both gays and the muslims that hate them.
So sad to hear about what happened, how can humans still be so horrible to one another? It's 2016.


—flowerharry, on the current year

The #PulseShooting has been confirmed as the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history. At least 50 dead.


—Philip Lewis, verifying the high score

The shooter's father said that the shooter was angry recently after seeing two men kiss. Homophobia is deadly.


Deray Mckesson

A dire need for blood for gay victims at gay club shooting, but because of bigotry fellow gay men can’t donate blood.


—Mike Signorile, believing that gay people require gay blood

if you’re straight i really appreciate you uh, making posts about this and trying to raise awareness and give your 2 cents but please….. don’t? this isn’t about you or what you think and it’s making me really uncomfortable lmao please let us raise our voices, please share our posts instead of making your own. today isn’t a day for you to be reaching for ally points


Thexfiles, stating that you must be this gay to mourn

tbh if youre straight now is not the time to try to get Good Ally Points™

reblog a post made by someone who is in the LGBT community, spread awareness, but dont speak on it because youre opinion doesnt matter because youre cishet


Straightboyfriend, putting cishets in their place

if you’re cishet and ace, cishet and aro, cis aroace, whatever, and you’re trying to make this tragedy about you, about ‘‘aphobia’‘ or ace erasure, or are calling out ~aphobes~ (who are lgbt people currently mourning the siblings they’ve lost in this horrific tragedy) – honestly?? burn in hell. this is why we don’t want you near us. this is why we want you far, far away from us. you’re as bad as all the other straight people.


Airana, demonstrating her vocabulary of buzzwords

last night’s event was latin night. last night’s event was meant to be a safe space for lgbt latinx people. last night’s attacks were an act of domestic terrorism against lgbt latinx people.


reyton bringing race into the issue

stop using the q slur as an umbrella term for the lgbt community!! stop using it to describe the victims in the shooting! it is still a slur and many people havent reclaimed it!!


frnnkiero, reminding us which word is offensive this week

It's Pride Month and Ramadan. Two events meant for peace and celebration. Two groups that get so much hate. Love your LGBT and Muslim friends


geekygirlexperience, ignoring the truth

50 sga and/or trans people died and all cishets care about is how it might negatively affect their efforts to worm their way into LGBT safe spaces.


hate2breakittoya, identifying a scapegoat

can you believe today I got to drag cishets AND a Christian like what a good time for me a bisexual non binary Jew


gregsgf, on the benefits of being a bislut non binary Jew.

so basically dont leave the house if you’re queer, got it


whitelivesdontmatter, making excuses for never leaving the basement

these people were multifaceted individuals and it’s an injustice to ignore that this was a crime that infringed on their intersectional identities as non-het people of color


terell, babbling about something.

The terrorist you won’t be hearing much about today .. because white. He was on his way to the PRIDE festivities.


myactivism, finding a way to pin blame on whitey

whom is delusional enough to think violence against lgbt people can be divorced from racial disparity in the united states a country where black & [email protected] lgbt people are statistically the least likely to survive homophobic/transphobic attacks


medicine, after forgetting to take their pills

he can choke!


thecrystaltems, in response to Obama's statement of sympathy for the victims

I think it’s rather transparent that the media is trying to make an obvious hate crime aimed @ the LGBT community into some ISIS terror attack. Like someone shot up a really popular black/latinx gay club and CNN is talking about the shooter’s connections to ISIS like I’m honestly trying to not vomit rn these people literally have zero respect and are using our deaths as a way to attack Islam


fuckrashida, ISIS sympathizer

A Muslim walks into a gay bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?". The Muslim says, "Shots for everybody!"....


—, The Interwebz

“gay marriage is legal what more do you want” stop killing us


softjudaism, politely asking everyone to stop killing gays in their free time

Transcript - As edited by FBI

What follows is ArchiveToday-favicon.pngdirectly from the FBI. Apparently FBI is under the assumption that if you say the name of omitted three times in a row, you'll summon him, like he was fucking Beetlejuice or something.

Orlando Police Dispatcher (OD)
Shooter (OM)

OD: Emergency 911, this is being recorded.
OM: In the name of God the Merciful, the beneficial [in Arabic]
OD: What?
OM: Praise be to God, and prayers as well as peace be upon the prophet of God [in Arabic]. I let you know, I’m in Orlando and I did the shootings.
OD: What’s your name?
OM: My name is I pledge of allegiance to [omitted].
OD: Ok, What’s your name?
OM: I pledge allegiance to [omitted] may God protect him [in Arabic], on behalf of [omitted].
OD: Alright, where are you at?
OM: In Orlando.
OD: Where in Orlando?
[End of call.]

WBC Strikes Back


The Westboro Baptist Church, continuing with their traditions of mocking mass shootings and deceased gays, has come out in protest against the victims of the attack and will likely rile up another shitstorm.

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Seddique Mir Mateen


Omar's daddy, Seddique, was recently spotted at a Hillary Clinton rally. Old media quickly rushed to silence the story, and only some brave stoned slackers from Pol/ could get the job done. Even Google is censoring any negative Hillary search terms, probably because they're getting paid millions of dollars by the Clinton foundation.




Omar in some documentary

The Video Game

A rough replay of events

The musical

Fag Killer
The whole thing in a nutshell.


Luis "HODOR" Burbano describes the lulz @2:40

Luis Burbano's actions explained by Taiwanese animators.


RIP Omar ;-; About missing Pics
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Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 49/20 (53 injured)
Accuracy: 10/20 Spammed shit like a faggot; Let's just say he wasn't exactly a straight shooter
Style: 18/20 Single-player Assault and hostages
Butthurt: 20/20 Fag Killer, deadliest American massacre
Bonus: 20/20 A Muslim killing fags, Becoming the High Score (in America), generating a legendary shitstorm!
Total score: 117/100 (S)

See full ranking

Wanted Level:

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National Guard

Theme song

I'm a fag killer and I'm here to say:

You'd better get running if you are gay.

I may hate bitches and talk a lot of shit,

But hey motherfucker I'll never suck dick!

Hate fags - kill them all (x4)

Rather be stupid or a babbling fucking fool,

Then sitting around dreaming about another man's tool.

But don't worry faggot I'll kill you with class,

I'll clean my machete and shove it up your ass!

Hate fags - kill them all (x4)

America's hero is what I'd like to be -

Slitting their throats while they drink their boyfriends pee.

All I want to do is put my mind at ease;

By getting rid of the faggots and killing this disease!

Hate fags - kill them all (x4)

Hate fags, the answer's yes

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head, whether you're a fag or lez

Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'

That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!

50 Faggot Post



A sequel to the Pulse Nightclub Massacre ensued on July 25th, 2016, when some copycat shitlord tried to outdo Omar Mateen's High Score in another mass shooting at a gay bar in Florida, pwning 2 faggots and injuring another 16 moar.

This event further proves how great it is to live in Florida.

See also


If you have been offended or triggered in any way by this article, go fuck yourself, and please take the liberty of killing yourself too, you faggot.

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External links


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Main ideas:

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Haters gonna hate:

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Acts of revenge:

Boston Marathon Bombing 🔫 Sandniggers in Paris 🔫 Ariana Grande Massacre 🔫 London Bridge Attack 2017 🔫 Capital Gazette Shooting


Charlton Heston 🔫 James Holmes 🔫 NRA 🔫 Osama Bin Laden 🔫 Republicans 🔫 People planning a massacre 🔫

Pre-2012 Gun Massacres

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