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"No" is the opposite of yes and is the answer that you always get when you ask a girl "Would you like to go out on a date with me some time?". Variations include Nah, naw, nope, nooo-wa! NOOOO!!, "go and fuck your dog" and DO NOT WANT!!1 No only means yes when said by a woman who obviously wants to get raped, as all women of course, do.

Linguistic variations

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  1. In Raep: FUCK YEA!!!
  2. In Icelandic: Nei
  3. In Greek: Ochi, όχι
  4. In German: Nein
  5. In Russian: Niet, Нет
  6. In Latvian: Nē
  7. In Italian: No
  8. In Latin: Minimè
  9. In French: Non
  10. In Portuguese: Não
  11. In Spanish: No
  12. In Hebrew: Lo
  13. In Cornish: Na
  14. In Croatian: Ne
  15. In Arabic: La
  16. In Japanese: Īe/Ūn, いいえ, 否, ううん
  17. In Chinese: Bu, 不
  18. In Persian: Na
  19. In Finnish: Ei
  20. In Estonian: Ei
  21. In Turkish: Hayır
  22. In Hungarian: Nem (you may also say "nagyonkurvárakivancsukvabazmeg", but this is a bit more difficult to transcribe. Could also try "kurvára nem!", meaning something like "Hell no!")
  23. In Armenian: Cheh
  24. In Swedish: Nej
  25. In Danish: Nej. Nah/Næh. Nope/Nope. Ukorrekt/incorrect.
  26. In Norwegian: knull meg i ræva
  27. In Polish: Nie
  28. In Albanian: Jo
  29. In Romanian: Nu
  30. In Dutch:Nee (pronounced nay like the Aulde-English word for no)
  31. In Chinese: We do no want!
  32. In Aspergian: Yesh?
  33. In Negroid / Ebonics: FUCK YO' MOMMA
  34. In Will Smithese: AWWW HELL NAW!
  35. In Assburger: I am disinclined to acquiese to your request.
  36. In Irish: Feck off!
  37. In Welsh: Nw (pronounced 'no').
  38. In Canadian: Eh?
  39. In /b/: NO U!!!
  40. In Drunkspeak: Wuld yoo haf secks wit me plees?
  41. In Æ: B&
  42. In Africa: The fuck you think?
  43. In Australian: Nah fuckin' way, cunt!
  44. In Swiss German: Nei
  45. In Tunaknese: Dholna...
  46. In Chavspeak: Naw A fawkin pumped yer maw ya cunt.
  47. In Engineer: Nope
  48. In Afghan: Ne

Notable No's Down Through History and Daily Life

When asked if he would please stop killing joos, Hitler answered. "Nein"

When told to bathe himself, John Cena replied: "Hell no."

When asked for their opinion of Barack Obama, an entire trailer park of rednecks responded: "He'yall Naw!"

When god asked him to stop being such a little bitch, Satan (see satanism) told him to fuck off in the following way: "Noooooo! I DUN WANNA! DUN MAKE MEEEEE!" This one is particulary important because it was followed by the most amazing smiting in history.


When a woman say's no it either is the equivalent of the magic 8 ball saying "ask again later" or when mentioned in a discussion on sex means "Yes but it is so much hotter if you force yourself on me." No never means no when it comes from a woman. "No" is also the answer every slut will ever give when you ask to see her vagoo, which is why Ron Jeremy invented Tequila.


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Many people fail to understand parts of this word.


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