Nice Truck Attack 2016

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The Nice Truck Attack, aka Sandniggers in France II, Electric Boogaloo was a successful attempt by an ISIS insurgent to hit top the high score boards that happened on July 14, 2016 and was carried out by Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel. The attack happened in Nice, France during Bastille Day where the score ended off with 84 confirmed kills, and around 200 of them only "injured". ISIS had claimed responsibility for the attack, like they do pretty much everything else, even though they might not have had anything to do with it in the first place; however, it is unconfirmed whether or not the perpetrator is associated with the organization at all. Bouhlel was likely some random guy (who obviously played too much Grand Theft Auto), playing IRL Carmageddon and wanted to get his name on the scoreboard.

Mohamed Bouhlel

Mohamed Bouhlel

Mohamed Bouhlel was a 31 year old immigrant from Tunisia, known to the Nice locals as a wife beater and well-hung homo who was known to participate in lemonparties and to cruise the local gym where he developed a reputation as a "big flirt" and a recreational drug user. Ediots speculate that Bouhlel, formerly an unreligious man, found Allah shortly after contracting AIDS from the local bathhouses, and that instead of spreading AIDS to the local fags as commanded by the Qu'ran, Bouhlel decided to attention whore his way past the pearly gates by shedding the blood of as many infidels as possible. By now, Bouhlel has discovered the error of his ways and has surely been denied his 72 virgins because there are no gay virgins.


Bouhlel decided to attack the city of Nice, after attempting to rape the citizenry of France only to discover that French women are overly willing sluts willing to put out to anyone with a hefty Arab cock. Naturally his backup plan involved shooting up a major city, but Paris was far too gay for the totally hetero trucker so he decided on Nice, simply because the city's name matched his nice guy personality. After the Paris attacks, Bouhlel found it difficult to obtain the weaponry needed to inflict mass damage to the citizenry so he decided to utilize a much more old-fashioned method of running a truck through a crowd of frogs celebrating their independence or something. This proved super effective, partly due to the truck providing some measure of protective armor against counter attacks from police and vigilantes and partly due to the guro factor to draw attention to his cause.

From inside his prison cell, Sir Anders was said to have shed a tear because Mohamed got a higher kill count than him using cruder methods. Breivik wasted years planning an overly elaborate attack, when he could have just driven a truck into a crowd and killed moar mudslimes and libruls.

Keep on Truckin'

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Cause we got a great big convoy

Rockin' through the night.
Yeah, we got a great big convoy,
Ain't she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin' convoy
'Cross Europe.



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France will have to learn to live with terrorism.


— French Prime Minister Manuel Valls, surrendering without a fight like a true Frenchman.

...we know that the character of the French Republic will endure...


— President Obama, on his way to the golf course.

I'm delivering ice cream.


— Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel using his 1337 skillz to bluff his way past the police.

What! These foreign troops

Would make laws in our home! What! These mercenary phalanxes Would bring down our proud warriors! (repeat) Good Lord! By chained hands Our brows would bend beneath the yoke! Vile despots would become The masters of our fate!


—La Marseillaise predicting the current state 200 years ago.

He drank alcohol, ate pork and took drugs. This is all forbidden under Islam. He was not a Muslim, he was a shit. He beat his wife, my cousin, he was a nasty piece of work.


— Sandnigger describing how Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel was a typical sandnigger. He was also bi-curious.

How many thousands of new Europeans must die, how many one hundred thousand European women should be raped, millions robbed and tractor discarded before you understand that multiculturalism + Islam does not work?


— Sir Anders Breivik trying to warn the men, women and tractors of Europe.

Graded Score

Graded score
Kill count: 84/20 (and 200 injured)
Accuracy: 16/20
Style: 15/20 Trucking into action
Butthurt: 20/20 Potentially can create a war
Bonus: 15/20 Decent sequel to ISIS Paris Attack 13-11
Total score: 150/100 (S)
Roadkill frogs are never a bad thing
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National Guard

Islam Dindu Nuffin

This is the evidence that Islam had nothing to do with this.
Predicted years earlier in a Seinfeld episode.
Pastor Steven Anderson - "Sinful France deserves terror attacks."

Bill Burr predicts the future

Some "Fucked Up Thoughts" alright.


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On December 19th, 2016, another sandnigger decided to pull another vehicular rampage on Europe, this time in Berlin. Dude scored 12 frags, and injured another 48 before the pigs cuffed him good.

See Also

Lion of ISIS. You know you want to suck it France.

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