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Misogyny refers to the hatred of women, a belief that is widespread throughout the world today. Well established for centuries in the further advanced Middle East, its popularity is on the rise in the West with misogyny being hailed as the new Pilates.
Origins of Misogyny
Many experts believe that the origins of misogyny are rooted in religion. The two most popular and valid religions, Christianity and Islam, both blame wymin for major catastrophic turning points in history. From the first book of the Holy Bible:
- Adam: O God, surrounded by but all your other creatures I have begun to think wicked and deviant things. What am I to do?
- God: These thoughts you describe are ill, indeed. Any who would cater to do them would be most abhorrent to me. It seems I must create for you your own companion but there will be the cost.
- Adam: What will be the cost, O Lord?
- God: An arm and a leg.
- Adam: What can I get for just a rib, Lord?
So God created woman and all was well, as she knew her place. One day, though, Eve met a snake who suggested that she should eat the fruit from the Tree of Knowledge. Eve knew this was forbade but being a petulant bitch she did take fruit from the tree which she ate and made Adam eat too. God saw what Eve had done however and he was pissed. Not only had he had it with the motherfucking snakes in his motherfucking paradise but he also kicked out Adam and Eve too. So there you have it reader, the reason Christians aren’t in paradise right now is because of women. Fucking bitches.
Fear the Matriarchy
Despite women being the root cause of evil in the world they have managed to rise to positions of power and prominence in Western society due to incessant whining and nagging and the guys in charge before being busy playing World of Warcraft.
But What Can I Do?
So what can you do to help safeguard the future of men everywhere? You may at first be stumped this question and fair enough, this is not conventional warfare. There are no borders or boundaries to this struggle. The enemy is everywhere.
Your "girlfriend"? The enemy.
Lindsay Lohan? The enemy.
Your mother? Yes, even she is the enemy.
So you’ve read this article and now want to try and combat the marauding female threat by becoming a misogynist yourself? Here are some tips:
- Refer to women as bitches or pussies. Likening women to animals makes them hate you less and want to fuck you more.
- Become a Muslim.
- Become white and Southern.
- Release a rap album.
- Smack yo bitch up.
- Rape a female stranger once in a while.
- Hire a hooker, take her back to yours, make a snuff movie and then sell it to azn businessmen. Capitalism is the $hit!!1
- Enter a lesbian nightclub with a hypodermic needle full of AIDS and inject away.
- Fake your death and frame some bitch for your murder like that awesome film Double Jeopardy.
- Anita Sarkeesian - Greedy feminist who finds everything misogyny and sexist in video games.
- Asking For It
- Domestic violence
- Fedora - The misogynist's headwear of choice.
- Love Shy
- Nice guy
- Rape Checklist
- Rule 34
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