Miley Cyrus

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August 25, 2013, Miley decided to start twerking it, which led to her dressing up a bunch of fat nigras in bearsuits and rimming their assholes.
Journeyman level cocktease.
HOLY SHIT Miley, if those pants were any lower, paedophiles everywhere will see your underage bits!1

Miley Cyrus (/c'um duhmp:ster/) was a famous jailbait sex symbol/tween millionaire pop star whore and the unfortunate offspring of Billy Ray Cyrus who doubles as her manager and primary molester. Billy Ray began as a a country singer who had a dream to become famous by his own merit. However, he soon discovered that he sucked balls. So he decided to exploit his daughter and turn her into an icon for pedophiles to fap to, thus granting him fame and fortune.

She was the only successful child star to loudly scream fuck you Disney! Her primary fan base consists of middle-aged pedophiles and underage girls who either consider her good fap material or constantly piss off their parents by acting and dressing like her. She and her manager frequently perform acts on stage together to sold out audiences across America. The primary jump-start to Miley's fame is her career on Disney, which she intentionally got fired for trolling the pedos and whores she worked with.

Now eighteen, pedos must look for a new little girl, because this one's officially legal! On 3rd february 2011 miley cyrus announced her pregnancy with liam hemsworths' baby and when asked if she would reconcile her relationship with him she replied "f**k no i am bringing up my baby lik as a single mum like cos i can like im so excited ya'll" she is 8 weeks pregnant and her baby is due around the 20th september 2011 See: Britney Spears.

Hannah Montana

Hannah Montana is Miley's porn character in her former shitty show made popular by pedophiles and 12 year old girls. The Hannah Montana character was Miley's role where she pretended to be blonde, sluttier, and therefore somewhat less repulsive. However, Billy Ray soon had an earth shattering brainstorm and figured that the character could be sold to other molesters in the form of live performances and printed media, that was a success. As mentioned above, if you don't read, Miley started causing a bunch of drama on set later many of the pedos, whores, and faggots started to get pissed off, she was then fired because she kept asking for it. Miley basically gave a big middle finger to Disney so she could venture off on her whore journeys that she calls a "singing career." This caused news stations and parents to rage and lulz ensued.

Hannah Montana Banned Episode

Last Thursday, Disney showed paid subscribers an episode, "No Sugar, Sugar", about Miley's gay best friend catching the diabeetus. Parents started shitting bricks furiously, and Disney decided to pull the plug on the episode.

Why Diabeetus episode was pulled (Skip to 4:20)


Only on Disney.
She cunt be tamed!1
Movin my hips like yeah
Miley's Actual Singing Voice
NOTE: Ear rape just watch footage below to see what her fans really scream for.

Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus concerts consist of thousands of prepubescent girls, pedophiles, and the occasional faggot. Tickets to these concerts are so expensive that many moms have to whore themselves out to get their daughters tickets. Concerts are EPIC FAIL due to her bullshit lip-synced ear rape noise that is drowned out by fans screaming as she strips on stage. Obviously followed by her running off stage and reappearing as her sluttier blond alter ego, of course only Miley's fans are retarded enough to assume it isn't her, as her thousands of fans go insane in one massive Hannah Montana orgy, your probably thinking of an excuse to go to a Miley Cyrus concert right now. To further prove that she is nothing but Disney's fucktoy, she is sponsored by advertisements for shitty Disney games and other faggots like The Jonas Brothers. all this gets more annoying when she addresses her fans with her terrible tranny voice . One could figure out the number of cocks Miley has sucked just by listening to her talking voice.

Like I said, I've shot for Madonna, Mariah Carey—some of the biggest artist [sic] in the world—and I've never had more calls. I had at least a thousand calls. 'Can I just come by the set and watch Miley?' and I'm like, 'But you're 40 years old!


Brett Rattne - Miley's "7 Things" Director on Miley's core audience.

Miley Cyrus has never heard a Jay-Z song because she doesn't listen to pop music

When asked which Jay-Z song she was referring to in her song "Party in the USA" she replied with this fantastic bit of trolling:

I don't know, I didn't write the song, so I have no idea. Honestly, I picked that song because I needed something to go with my clothing line. I didn't write it [and] I didn't expect it to be popular, originally. It was just something that I wanted to do and I needed some songs and it turned out for the best...I've never heard a Jay-Z song. I don't listen to pop music ['Party in the U.S.A.'] is not even my style of music. I'm really blessed for it to have done as well as it has. Totally blessed. God has definitely put me in an amazing position with amazing people.


Shortly after, when asked about covering her father's "Achy breaky heart" she replied:

No, no thank you. That's like covering a Jay-Z song. That's not going to happen.


lol source

Her Fans

Miley's fanbase consist of two types of people: the ones who actually listen to her shitty music, and the ones who fap to her photos and music videos. The latter never gets disappointed. Miley's fans are pedophiles, females ages 8-16, and druggies, and are truly the stupidest pricks on the planet. They believe that anything whorish this pisspoor role model does can be excused because OMG!!! She just turned 18 you guyzzzzz leave her alone!!!!! Let her make mistakezz!!11!!1one11! Most of the people who say this are guaranteed druggies/past druggies or "Mature for their age" tweens who will become druggies. What these dipweeds don't realize is that there comes to a point when repeating these "mistakes" without the consequences will not teach her anything at all. Obviously, when you're a famous whore doing stupid shit naturally the consequences will be HATERZ. So in reality the haters are saints just trying to teach little Miley a lesson and the fans try to corrupt karma. Oh dear.


Flat-chested Miley appealing to her fans.

Miley Cyrus has caused her fair share of drama on the internets and IRL.

  • On multiple occasions, photos have been released of Miley in her underwear or showing off her bra. This was a dream come true for pedos everywhere, but not so much for parents of brats who idolize the slut.
  • A much less lulzy drama outbreak involved Miley not wearing her seatbelt in a scene of her Best of Both Worlds Tour Movie. At least 100 newspapers and magazines bitched and moaned that by not encouraging seatbelt safety, Miley was becoming a bad role model for their children.
  • Will she ever stop taking slutty pics? Luckily for you, probably not. TrainReq, a hacker who claims to have hacked into Miley's phone and gotten private pictures, recently posted them for the whole internet to see. Allegedly, the pictures were meant to be sent to Nick Jonas(She apparently doesn't know he likes ghey buttsecks). Nothing new, but this time there were actual n00dz. Pedophiles everywhere simultaneously combusted at the site of Miley's clean, virginal, Christian, and most of all underage titties.
Milley's boyfriend.
Dedication: Gaston will even go to church to score sum 15-year old pussy.
Miley's father, and I QUOTE: "Approves".

Vanity Fail Photo Scandal

I didn't know they were going to strip her down and wrap her in a blanket


—Billy Ray Cyrus

Good morning Miley. ;)

Last Thursday, several Vanity Fair photos taken by Annie "Jew" Lezbowitz (whose photography ruined many stars such as John Lennon) surfaced on the internets of Miley in provocative poses, resulting in many epic lulz. In this series, Miley is striking several suggestive poses, laying on her father's crotch and is even topless covered in a sheet. Now Disney is in panic mode once again with one of their major stars in a risque photo scandal.

Of course, after the Vanity Fair scandal Miley promised that it wouldn't happen again, but 3 weeks later she released MOAR whore-ish pictures. As if we haven't seen enough already through her MySpace photos. Some people are now looking forward to her future sex tape, which will come out once her show is over. Hopefully, it won't be filmed in that awful night vision mode.

"She's really not pretty that picture makes me sick isn't the point to shooting photos like that is to take pretty pictures?"

What she really looks like in the morning.

Hubbard Montana

Much like a 40-year-old pedophile offering school children a ride home and candy, John Travolta is luring innocent Miley to the Church of Scientology. It is possible that Miley is being targeted by Travolta for the role of "Commodore's Messenger" when L. Ron Hubbard is reincarnated. Commodore's Messengers are teenage girls who served Hubbard hand and foot, fixing his shower, dressing him, and catching the ash from his cigarette and I'm not even joking.


The loli wanted to meet Radiohead because she felt she was entitled to, even though Radiohead didn't feel like it, and they declined. Bawwwing ensues, and while on some Disney radio show in the company of two brown-nosing hosts, she states that she'll "ruin Radiohead", despite the fact that Radiohead can crap out masterpieces at roughly the speed of light, while Miley has only ever created piles of shit. Although in the end she ended up ruining them hence why we haven't heard anything from the shitty band since all of this went down.

And then Jamie Foxx came out of nowhere with this gem:

Miley offends AZNs

Miley before her weekend bukkake session.

Last Thursday, Miley Cyrus was at a party, and before getting gangbanged, she posed for a picture where everyone but the AZN dude made slanty eyes, so they could be cool like him. The picture leaked, and some "Asian American advocacy group" got butthurt. This is one of the first times AZNs bitched about any sort of butthurt in the media, as most of the time, they like the stereotypes the media has created of them being intelligent, and the model minority, nail salon owners, the enemy in every war movie before 9/11, and jizz loving temptresses in every weeaboo's fantasty.

Not only has Miley Cyrus and the other individuals in the photograph encouraged and legitimized the taunting and mocking of people of Asian descent, she has also insulted her many Asian Pacific American fans. The inclusion of an Asian Pacific American individual in the photo does not make it acceptable. OCA hopes that Miley Cyrus will apologize to her fans and the APA community for this lapse in judgment and takes the opportunity to better understand why the gesture is offensive.


—George Wu, executive director of OCA, whatever the fuck that is.

If Miley's craptastic parents don't make her apologize, you should step in, Disney, and encourage her to do the right thing.


Perez Hilton, being an even bigger faggot than usual.

Miley Cyrus made some chinky eyes

Standing behind an Asian guy
I don’t know if this should fly
As if there wasn’t enough to despise

I wasn’t necessarily a fan of
Her, her dad, or Hannah Montana
I tend to prefer the songs of Rihanna
Racism against Asians is simply bananas!

Oh Miley!
Chinky eyes make you look wily

prejudice isn’t thought of so highly
it doesn’t make us all smiley

Why is there nothing that Asians can do?

To make fun of other races as easily as you
Why isn’t racism against Asians taboo?

Why are we always so racially screwed!

All you have to do is pull at your face

To make your eyelids resemble our race

This kind of joke has no proper place

 Miley Cyrus is a disgrace!



Margaret Cho - no, not the cool Cho, wrote a TL;DR poem about how butthurt she is.

Im sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context! In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy?


—Miley Cyrus

It's not a real apology. We're not backing down without a fuller apology.


George Wu, continuing to be a faggot.

A Los Angeles woman has filed a class action suit against Miley Cyrus, claiming she mocked Asians in a recent photo by slanting her eyes. Price tag: $4 billion.

Lucie J. Kim claims to represent more than 1 million Asian Pacific Islanders who live in L.A. County. Kim claims when Cyrus posed for the photo, she "knew or should have known that her image would be publicly disseminated via the media, which Cyrus knew focused on her private life, specifically TMZ."

Kim says in the suit, filed today in L.A. County Superior Court, that each Asian Pacific Islander is entitled to the minimum damages for a civil rights violation -- $4,000. Add it up -- $4 billion!

Miley is preggers guize!!1

Last Thursday, some emo faggot on UStream, Dfizzy, got bored with his pathetic life and decided to put his viewers to use. He got them to Twatter the phrase "#MileyIsPregnant" over and over and over AND OVER again, until it became the #1 trending topic. Lulz was had as this actually had people believing it.

Mickey was not very happy about this, as you would suspect. The folks who give young slutty her paycheck got butthurt and decided to call Twitter and demand that it be removed. They found out that most of the Tweets came from UStream, eventually found Dfizzy, and demanded that he be banned (he fought for his rights and got unbanned in 30 minutes).

The queen of all faggotry, Perez Hilton, decided to take credit for the topic, resulting in the phrase "#DFizzyOwnsPerez" becoming the #1 trending topic until Perez got butthurt and called Twitter as well.

All of this happened while Twitter-whore Miley was fast asleep. She never commented about it due to the fact that it was probably true, and it was probably by that diabetic Jonas Brother.

Hits From The Bong

BREAKING NEWS NIGGERS This just in, America's favorite cumdumpster role model was spotted smoking old Mary J. LOOKS LIEK SOMEONES FIRED

Miley: Future Whore In The Making

Teen Choice Awards 2009

If lurid Vanity Fair pics weren't enough, Miley performed her new song Party in the USA by appropriately exiting a trailer and then pole dancing on top of a ice cream cart labeled "Miley's Ice Cream". Must be a secret code for pussy. On another note, many have compared her slutty performance to that of Britney Spears' "Gimme More" video. Unsurprisingly, Slutty's response on her Twatter account to this was, "For all the people calling me the 'next Britney' THANK U. I couldn't ask for a better compliment :)" Goes to show you that she really is the whore that people make her out to be. However this was a great opportunity for pedos and Basement-dwellers to jack off.

A challenger appears!

In the same day Miley was named worst celebrity influence of 2009 on a internet web poll. Since Miley will be turning 18 soon, The Cyrus family has to keep the Pedobear's anger at bay. Since Brandi is 23, the family is now grooming the youngest sister as an offering to The Pedobear. So, her younger sister has gotten attention for wearing a slutty Halloween outfit. Gaze into this picture and prepare to heave.

First it was the Princesses, now it is Disney Prostatots

According to Celebrity Gossip website The Superficial there is a video of Noah Cyrus booty dancing to Akon's "Smack That" while her family watches on.

DAT ASS Indeed.

Miley Cyrus Gives Lapdance

Just when everyone thought they've seen the last of this attention whore, a video of her giving a lap-dance to a 44 year-old gay pedophile during a party that occurred right after she was filming her shitty movie last year, has surfaced the internets.

Miley Cyrus Gives Adam Shankman A Lap Dance DELETED

For a gay man, he seems to be rather enjoying it, don't you think?

Who owns my Heart?

The Parent's Television Council, who also has Billy Ray Cyrus as a member is all butthurt over Miley's latest video, where she basically cavorts around in underwear on a hotel bed, then grinds against some guys in a dance club. Just like most other teen pop slut video.

Child Star Gone Bad

Just saw this stuff for the first time myself.


—Billy Ray

On Miley's 18th birthday while celebrating her escape from the likes of pedobear, she picked up a bong and took a big fat hit of Salvia. She then proceeded to act like a dumb child star who had too many shirley temples, while on video, which then of course went viral the next day. Along with the video of her taking a hit and revealing her tranny voice, pictures of her getting her neck raped by another piece of white trash, probably her father.

                                                     A challenger appears.

We Can't Stop

Well, she's finally gone full retard... A stage of excellency that is only available to select and very talented artists such as Nicki Minaj and 2 Chainz - but now sporting a Justin Bieber haircut. If you're too busy to look up the video, then here it is for you:

Just by the thumbnail, you can already tell this is her video most people were shocked and appalled by. And for the following reasons:


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