Matthew de Grood
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| Born | c. 1992 (22 years old) |
| Nationality | Soviet Canuckistan 
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| Score | Killed 5, wounded 1 |
| Style | FPS, Single Player (knives only) |
| An Hero | No (caught by dogs) |
Matthew de Grood is a psychology student who was attending an all-day party that proved to be boring, even by his standards. Having nothing better to do, the 22-year-old went to the kitchen and grabbed a non-threatening kitchen knife, having decided to switch from produce to meats would be a good idea while allowing him to explore his new found love of butchery. That early April morning, Matthew killed 4 men and a woman, resulting in an unimpressive high score of 5 points. Bonus points were awarded since two of the guys were members of Zachariah & The Prophets, ending the fledgling band's hopes and doing the world a favor. Matthew was caught 40 minutes later by a K9 unit, his father who is an Inspector of the Calgary police was embarrassed because his son was too much of a wimp to kill himself with a kitchen knife.
Graded Score
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| Kill count: | 5/20 |
| Accuracy: | 15/20 5/6 Stabbed died. It's a knife, it's not hard. |
| Style: | 18/20 Hitman: Silent Assassin. |
| Butthurt: | 11/20 |
| Bonus: | 20/20 Hard Mode: Melee Only! |
| Total score: 69/100 (D) | |
Wanted Level:
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See Also
- Marc Lepine - Canadian Rambo against Feminazis
- Kimveer Gill - Armed to the teeth and yet did 4x worse than Matthew
- Elliot Rodger - another early-90s birth who went on a stabbing rampage
- Alex Hribal - another idiot who tried to go for the high score using knives; failed horribly.
- Anton Lundin Pettersson - armed with a sword and pwnd a few mudslimes.
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Spree/One-time Killers: |
Adam Lanza • Anders Behring Breivik • Casey Anthony • Gerry McCann • Cho Seung-Hui • Tyler Peterson • Mark Essex • Dylan Klebold • Dylann Storm Roof • Eric Harris • Maurice Clemmons • Aaron Alexis • Bruce Jeffrey Pardo • Elliot Rodger • George Sodini • Jiverly Voong • Malik Nadal Hasan • Jared Lee Loughner • Jeff Weise • Joe Stack • Josef Fritzl • Jason Rodriguez • Martin Bryant • Matthew de Grood • Matti Saari • Matthew Murray • Pekka-Eric Auvinen • Wade Michael Page • Theodore "The Unabomber" Kaczynski • Tim Kretschmer • TJ Lane • Robert Hawkins • Raoul Moat • Alex Hribal |
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| Career/Serial Killers: |
Charles Manson • Chris Benoit • Hitler • Mao Zedong • Jack the Ripper • James Holmes • Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski • Ted Bundy • Jeffrey Dahmer | |
| Terrorists: |
Al-Qaeda • Dzhokar Tsarnaev • Tamerlan Tsarnaev • Osama Bin Laden | |
| See also: |
Antisocial personality disorder • Paranoid personality disorder • Sick fuck • Murder • Jews • Police Brutality |
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