Men's Rights Activist
MRAs are a subculture of incompetent, impotent, raging faggots who have nothing better to do than troll feminists on the Internet. MRAs like to portray themselves as "rational rugged individualists" bravely standing against big bad gubment, evil feminazis, and religious people, but in reality are nothing more than frightened and spoiled children. Seeing how the typical MRA you meet on the interwebz is an 18 year old newfag living in his mother's basement this is literally true.
MRAs hold a unique place on the Internet. Rejected by christfag republicans and leftarded atheists alike, they live in the bowels of the Internet where they appeal to the lowest common denominator. Like sewer rats, MRAs thrive in dark places and they multiply their numbers by contaminating the moronic masses with their bullshit ideology. MRAs are especially happy in large and seedy Internet forums like Reddit and YouTube where popular appeal and widespread ignorance prevail over fact-checking and sound judgment.
There are three possible fates for the typical MRA. Some MRAs "grow out" of their hatred and immaturity, and turn from spiteful bitter losers into just plain losers. Other MRAs are so full of AIDS they even become christfag republicans if it means getting more petty revenge on women. The last group of MRAs still remain atheist basement dwellers and often become morbidly obese and unwashed as a result. This explains the majority of MRA "gurus" like TheAmazingAtheist and HappyCabbie who completely fail in real life so they rely on the interwebz to stroke their e-dicks.
The "activism" MRAs engage in is as lame and impotent as their limp dicks, which frequently involves harassing and doxxing anyone who disagrees with them - even other men - within the warm comfort of their hugboxes. During rare occasions MRAs will pretend to be real activists and try to meet up in IRL, but these attempts are as pathetic as their fucking because only a handful show up. This proves that MRAs are not activists but whining imbeciles who are far worse than any feminist can hope to be. MRAs think they are "the greatest human rights movement of all time" and are on the verge of a revolution, but they're simply an extinction burst, the desperate dying song of faggots everywhere who will be left behind by history.
Arguments and Methodologies
Though your typical MRA is a troglodyte he is at least smart enough to realize he needs the thinnest illusion of credibility to set him apart from the ignorant, unwashed masses. Thus he brands himself as an "activist". His manifesto? All women (NO EXCEPTIONS) are bastards and rapists who control everything and all men are poor, oppressed special snowflakes. (Only "real men" and "alphas" in the first world count. Chinks, niggers, and gays aren't real men.) Thus MRAs coined the word "misandry", a comical appropriation of critical theory. Misandry, like communism, is everywhere and is in everything. All women are secretly sperm-jacking reptoids, even those in your very family!
Though MRAs scream in CAPS LOCK MODE how superior they are, they are in fact the biggest argument against male superiority. The best MRA displays the whining and victim complex of the worst Tumblr feminist. According to the patronizing MRA, all men are childish dimwits with no self-awareness or self-control, hopelessly manipulated by women for their own devious ends with the power of their pussies. Men own most of the world but apparently women run the gynocracy world government alongside the Jews where they collectively control men everywhere. If you tell any MRA the idiocy of his delusions he'll permaban you in an instant before pissing his bed and crying himself to sleep while choking on Cheetos.
Being sociopathic assholes and all around aspies MRAs flock to online weasel dens where they bask in their collective hatred and butthurt. MRAs fancy themselves as brave and independent thinkers fighting the good fight against the social justice feminazi globalist communists hiding under your bed. Truth is they're a Reddit circlejerk of epic proportions, and like all circlejerks they enjoy the warmth and comfort of their hugboxes while sucking each other's cocks.
Notable hugboxes include:
- Reddit - like with diarrhetic stool, the biggest turds float furthest to the surface.
- YouTube - even more so here.
- A Voice for Men
- The Spearhead - christfaggotry taken to a whole new level.
- Canadian Association For Equality
- National Coalition for Men
- The Real Sexism Project
- The Good Men Project
- Justice for Men and Boys
- Stand Your Ground
- Unknown Misandry
- National parents association
- Fathers4Justice - "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! MY EX-WIFE BITCH STOLE MY KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- FamiliesNeedFathers - See Above^
- Matt Forney
- Vox Day
- Alpha Game
- The Slymepit - atheist edition.
- Breitbart.com - gamer edition.
- The Rebel Media
- Return of Kings - see Roosh Rakewell for more details.
- VDare - a struttingly handsome
inbred racistAryan man.
- Omega Virgin Revolt - yes, it's actually called that.
- The Pigman Cometh - at least he's honest.
- Angry Harry - a pedophile who looks like a troll doll with a dirty Sanchez.
- The Thinking Housewife - shouldn't she be in the kitchen?
HappyLonely Bachelors Forum
- "Dr." Helen
- Judgy Bitch - slanderer and psychotic cunt.
- Anti-Feminist Tech - a confederacy of bitter permavirgin nerds.
Gods Among Us
MRAs know full well their bullshit cannot withstand scrutiny from academia, so they resort to using the Internet to brainwash the moronic masses and manipulate public opinion. If you see one of these Internet basement-dweller IRL be sure to kill it with fire on sight to prevent humanity from further infection. The more likely situation, however, is that you're a basement-dweller yourself who never leaves twenty meters from your house. In that case, be sure to troll these individuals. MRAs are more easily triggered than white women who work at universities so pissing them off should be extremely easy. Though many MRAs are proud atheists they are even more proud to be in a cult, complete with apostles, holy books, and hideous penalties for apostates.
If Jesus founded Christianity than "Dr" Warren Farrell founded Men's Rights. Just as christfags use the Bible as their holy book MRAs have the Myth of Male Power. Farrell's book primarily consists of Farrell whining how the menz are oppressed by wimmins because he can't get any ass. In its pages you will find the many lapses in logic and bad research that evolved into the obnoxious propaganda MRAs crapflood the Internet with every day. Farrell has also condoned incest, date rape, and pedophilia on a number of occasions. Originally part of the Women's Lib movement, Farrel later left when Gloria Steinem refused to suck his cock. Since then, the butthurt Farrell has devoted the rest of life to whining and faggotry. No academics in their right mind take him seriously.
The St. Peter of Men's Rights, Elam is a deluded psychopath who has made it his life's mission to spread the gospel of Warren Farrell's teachings on the interwebz. ("Elam" is "male" spelled backwards! That's so witty!) Despite his demigod status his thinking and behavior are typical for his cult. Elam's most notable form of "activism" is throwing a temper tantrum while blogging on his shitsite A Voice for Men. Being the grandmaster of internet trolls, he fully mastered the art of violent rhetoric and uses it to push his fanboys' buttons with practiced ease. He prefers to send his foot soldiers to fight the battle while he hides in his website, proving that he is a coward. His followers completely fail to realize how he treats them as disposable men, making him a giant-ass hypocrite as well.
Elam is also a notorious Jew. He admitted on own website to using his fans' donations as welfare rather than to aid men, not once but twice. Why an internet mob of neckbeards didn't lynch his sorry ass under a tree for his fraud nobody will fully understand.
Even more amusing was Elam's cat fight with feMRA blogger The Wooly Bumblebee. One fine day Bumblebee ranted on JewTube how shocked - shocked! - she was that Elam wanted everyone to follow his ideology like blind drones. Elam, full of raging testosterone, raped her like a wild animal and permabanned her. Bumblebee struck back by telling the truth: Elam keeps pitiful and gullible men feeling angry and hopeless so he can take their money. If Elam actually offered men any help he would lose everything. Elam's followers threw tantrums everywhere while Bumblebee whined about harassment. Much drama and lulz had ensued.
"Journalists" from the shitsite Buzzfeed, Adam Serwer and Katie J.M. Baker, dug up Elam's E! True Hollywood story. Elam was a drug addict and trucker before he became the little leader of a nation of manchildren. He wasted his life smacking around his ex-wives and abandoned his only child. His daughter, being the retard that she is, actually tried to make amends with him but failed to realize Elam had a critical case of Aspergers, so of course it didn't work. Elam lives off of his girlfriend's money, who works many jobs to support his lazy ass, making Elam a parasite.
In short, Elam is a sociopath, a wife beater, a drug addict, a redneck, a scarred manchild, an aspie, an emotional cripple, a bum, a compulsive liar, a hypocrite, a deadbeat dad, a welfare queen, and a parasite to society and to the people dumb enough to pity him. In short, Elam is a typical MRA.
Delusions of Grandeur Unwarranted Self-Importance
—Wonder why his wives left him...
Another delusional fuckwit with nothing better to do than scratch his balls and complain about bitches on the Internet. Honest John is a disenfranchised shitty writer who compensates for his miserable existence by trying to make everyone else as miserable as he is.
Second in command of A Voice for Men, John is Paul Elam's butt boy who submits to Elam's raging boner every night. He was replaced by Dean Esmay, who also left because he couldn't take the buttsex. The only difference between John and a faggot from Reddit is he's even more disturbed and hysterical than the typical MRA.
He always wants his dumb followers to give him Jew gold through PayPal to validate his wicked, pathetic life. His most famous example of desperate attention-seeking is a tall tale of how 30 feminazis came at him with box cutters (I SHIT YOU NOT!!! HONEST!!!) Turns out John's story was bullshit (as expected). The feminazis only tore down his posters, unfortunately, but just that is too much for mighty whitey. But no matter, his cum guzzling cadre of imbeciles ran away with the story like GirlWritesWhat did. Unsurprisingly, she made a smug video about it.
A less comical but more sinister example of John's antics can be found in his reaction to Occidental College. The college, like any typical gynocentric misandrist communist mangina hippie institution, allowed women to anonymously report assaulters and rapists. MRAs flipped their shit as usual, frothing at the mouth about "false rape accusations". Honest John doubled down in hypocrisy by rousing his minions to flood the college with false rape accusations. The rest of the world outside the basement quickly got wind of this and broadcasted their hypocrisy for the whole world to see.
—A Redditor rightly called his babbling silly and immature.
The leader of the "Honey Badgers", opportunistic women who sow their own demise. GirlWritesWhat (powerword: Karen Straughen) is a shameless
entrepreneur conwoman who appeals to the pettiness of selfish, shallow, and worthless men to rip them off. Naturally she doesn't believe any of the horseshit she spews but her delusional audience would do anything to think otherwise. It's ironic how many fans she has considering how much she looks like the bulldyke lesbian feminazi straw man of their fevered nightmares. Formally she wrote cheesy romance novels for stupid women. Now she makes boring, tedious rants on YouTube for stupid men. A typical GWW video is over two hours long but has less than one minute of content. She's also a divorced woman and single mom.
The reason why MRAs don't band together and hang her in a neckbeard mob like their grandfathers did to Aunt Jemima is because they worship her like a mother figure. Like Christina Hoff Summers she is the mommy they never had, the mommy who gives them their Doritos and Mountain Dew while they play video games, the mommy who validates their pathetic existence by telling them lies they want to hear. Nothing would privilege an MRA more than a chance to nestle himself deep inside her rotting cunt. She has often condoned domestic violence, as did her drone fanboy JeremiahGuy.
Like with other snake oil salesmen, GirlWritesCunt's scheme didn't last long. She is now broke. Since she spent her entire JewTube career parting fools from their money like Davis Aurini did, no one with a brain feels sorry for her. Upon learning this news, millions of 13 year old boys wept... before going back to watching pr0n and playing Xbox One three minutes later.
—Taken "out of context"
Do I even need to spell this one out? Go to his own page, lazy ass.
Jordan Owen and Davis Aurini
The Beavis and Butthead of documentary film makers. Jordan Owen is a pathetic slob, failed musician, and another neckbeard with a closeted hard-on for Anita Sarkeesian. He was dumb enough to get into a "partnership" with Davis Aurini, only to get pegged and slapped around like the bottom bitch he really is. Davis Aurini, his partner in crime, is a racist magician, Neo Nazi cunt, and pseudo-intellectual windbag. Though he is as intelligent as a christfag, he was still able to con bitter nerds out of their money by manipulating their hatred of feminists. See the Sarkeesian Effect for more details.
- Justicar - a pretentious pseudo-intellectual atheist faggot. (No really, he's an actual faggot.) Molestation at age 8 by a grown man not only turned him gay, but ultimately caused him to make a disturbing 4-part video series on how natural pedophilia is, and that it's perfectly fine for grown men to rail children. He earns what little money he has to make his shit YouTube videos by testing video games. Naturally, he can't get a real job because he has AIDS.
- Sparky Fister - a cocaine-powered nigger who is probably a rapist.
- Warcorpse666 - a stereotypical American: fat, loud, rude, obnoxious, and proudly ignorant. With political views more backwards than his receding hairline, he spends all day screaming at Anita Sarkeesian while drinking light beer since he's such a pussy. He hosts a "cooking show" with butter and bacon in place of real food. He will inevitably eat himself to death the way HappyCabbie did. He is an obvious TheAmazingAtheist wannabe, but fails because he lacks a functioning brain.
- Stardusk - Some pseudo-science faggot. Probably homeless.
- Erin Pizzey - A bloated old toad in desperate need of an enema. She set up a domestic violence shelter so she could get attention. Feminazis kicked her out and she's been butthurt about it for the last 50 years.
- Barbarossaaa - Another nigger who hates white women for having the good judgment to not sleep with him.
- Mat Forney - Self-proclaimed alpha male who looks like the Pillsbury Doughboy on meth.
- Turd-flinging Monkey - Name says it all.
- TheAtheistGamer - A spic gamer with chronic diarrhea. Read his article for more info.
- Red Pill Philosophy - Yet another "intellectual". Needs to realize he'll never get mad pussy as long as he lectures about "game" wearing a bicycle helmet.
- Peter Nolan - “Killing women is the only path to justice for men now.”
- Computing Forever - An aspie tech loser who thinks he's a profound political thinker. Stupid ass gingers like him are living proof America should have deported Irish immigrants.
- Blaire White - A token trap who keeps MRAs comfortable by telling them lies they want to hear. Shares the same hallowed rank as the best black friend they always lie about.
- Stefan Molyneux - Need I say more?
- Mr Repzion - Pasty prison bitch at the tender age of 12. Somehow got past mommy's parental control block.
- Aaron Clarey - Davis Aurini's rebound bitch after the former broke up with Jorden Owen.
- Bane666 - A creepy psychopath whose avatar is a skull in a Kool Aid jug.
- Sage Gerard - Another creepy psychopath with a receding hairline.
- Rocking Mr. E - A curd-eating sandnigger who complains about sandniggers invading the first world while sitting in a posh apartment in Wales.
- Dan Perrins - went on a hunger strike for the cause of "men's rights". He assumed people would actually give a shit. He was wrong.
- Sargon of Akkad - another in a long line of YouTube propagandists who makes his living telling pathetic fools lies they want to hear.
- Teal Dear/TL;DR - Sargon v.2. Has a voice even more sneering and condescending than Sargon's. He literally sounds like Draco Malfoy from the Harry Potter movies, and he's a bigger pedant than your English teacher from grade school.
- Bearing - An Australian loser named Patrick Connolly, who pretends to be a bear. Forces his wife, who also pretends to be a bear, to do shitty videos just like him. Used to play in a punk band that you have never heard of, because they are terrible. Used to be a real estate agent, before giving up that career to focus on doing crap YouTube videos. Later got banned from YouTube for stealing his faggot cartoon bear from Total Drama Island, a dumbass kids show. Thousands of his fans whined about it like Tumblr feminists since his freedom of speech was violated.
- Harmful Opinions - Aka Tim Morrison is a hand-obsessed British faggot, who wants to be American so bad. Has a voice that sounds like Microsoft Sam with Down's. Despite being over 20, he still lives home at mum's, because he realized he couldn't play any instruments and had zero social skills.
- Undoomed - A slenderman rip-off, with somehow less of a personality. His graphics skills are also those you'd see in a slenderman game on Newgrounds.
... were you expecting something?
How To Troll MRAs
- Point out they are all Misandrists
- Tell them women are more discriminated than men.
- Say that Valerie Solanas was a hero.
- Say the SCUM Manifesto was a Satire (actually it was not a Satire but if you will say this MRAs would be mad at you)
- Crapflood their forums with quotes from the SCUM Manifesto.
- Show pictures of circumsized penises.
- Assume all middle-aged men are pedophiles. Even though that accurately describes male feminists.
- Call their father a deadbeat dad.
- Call them a deadbeat dad.
- Call them abusers, which they are.
- Call them a white knight whenever they defend one of their precious "Honey Badgers".
- Use statistical evidence from godless authoritarian leftist universities.
- Use scientific, historical, and anthropological literature, again from said communist universities.
- Make fun of their micro penis. MRAs have dicks smaller than those of "male" feminists.
- Show them what happens to rapists in India.
- Tell them their interwebz idols are all con artists who of their
- Tell them how not one cent of their donated money has been put to open up more men's shelters or help men in any substantial way.
- Ayn Rand
- Elliot Rodger
- Alt Right
- Meninism a.k.a MRA Lite
- Marjan Siklic
- The Sarkeesian Effect
- Sargon of Akkad
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